The NrG Drink

The Ingredients

May contain (WARNING! THIS SECTION IS LONG AND UNNECESSARY!)
Dibenzoyl Peroxide
Diethylzinc
Diisopropyl Peroxydicarbonat
Dimethylhydrazine, 1,1-
Dimethylamine, Anhydrous
2,4-Dinitroaniline
Ethyl Methyl Ketone Peroxide
(also Methyl Ethyl Ketone
Peroxide; concentration
greater than 60%)
Ethyl Nitrite
Ethylamine
Ethylene Fluorohydrin
Ethylene Oxide
Ethyleneimine
Fluorine
Formaldehyde (Formalin)
Furan
Hexafluoroacetone
Hydrochloric Acid, Anhydrous
Hydrofluoric Acid, Anhydrous
Hydrogen Bromide
Hydrogen Chloride
Hydrogen Cyanide, Anhydrous
Hydrogen Fluoride
Hydrogen Peroxide (52% by
weight or greater)
Hydrogen Selenide
Hydrogen Sulfide
Hydroxylamine
Iron, Pentacarbonyl
Isopropylamine
Ketene
Methacrylaldehyde
Methacryloyl Chloride
Methacryloyloxyethyl Isocyanate
Methyl Acrylonitrile
Methylamine, Anhydrous
Methyl Bromide
than 60%)
Methyl Iodide
Methyltrichlorosilane
Nickel Carbonly (Nickel
Tetracarbonyl)
Nitric Acid (94.5% by
weight or greater)
Nitric Oxide
Nitroaniline (para
Nitroaniline
Nitromethane
Nitrogen Dioxide
Nitrogen Oxides (NO;
N2O4; N2O3)
called Nitrogen Peroxide)
Nitrogen Trifluoride
Nitrogen Trioxide
Oleum (65% to 80% by weight;
also called Fuming Sulfuric
Acid)
Osmium Tetroxide
Oxygen Difluoride (Fluorine
Monoxide)
Ozone
Pentaborane
Peracetic Acid (concentration
greater 60% Acetic Acid
Perchloric Acid (concentration
greater than 60% by weight)
Perchloromethyl Mercaptan
Perchloryl Fluoride
Peroxyacetic Acid (concentration
greater than 60% Acetic Acid;
also called Peracetic Acid)
Phosgene (also called Carbonyl
Chloride)
Phosphine (Hydrogen
Phosphide)
Phosphorus Oxychloride (also
called Phosphoryl Chloride)
Phosphorus Trichloride
Phosphoryl Chloride
Propargyl Bromide
Propyl Nitrate
Sarin
Selenium Hexafluoride
Stibine (Antimony Hydride)
Sulfur Dioxide (liquid)
Tetramethyl Lead
Thionyl Chloride
Trichloro (chloromethyl)
Silane
Trichloro (dichlorophenyl)
Trichlorosilane
Trifluorochloroethylene
Trimethyoxysilane
and, uhh, a bunch of other bad stuff.

The Drink

That's what the label of the NrG drink said. I looked at it and said, "Eh, What can it hurt?'
And I drank it.

The Reaction
MAN DATS SUM GOOD ASS SHIT IM NOT HIGH NOT AT ALL FUCk YOU BITCHES IM SO GOOD *DIES*

The Morale

Don't do drugs. Like, Fucking, ever.