A Confirmed Bachelorette's Wet Dream

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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in Site-23 in a room ten (10) meters in length, ten (10) meters in width, three (3) meters in height and equipped with at least three (3) scratching posts and an automatic food and water dispenser, as well as a litter box that must be cleaned once a day. Whenever the number of instances of SCP-XXXX-1 reaches fifty (50) or greater, the instances must be removed from Site-23 and donated to an animal shelter in a randomized location across the North American landmass.

Description: The specimen is a female tabby cat, nearly forty centimeters from its head to the base of its tail, with a collar that labels it as “Florence”, and asks that whoever finds it returns it to “Prometheus Labs, Inc.”. Its disposition has been described as friendly by researchers, and one even went so far as to claim that it was “engineered by Prometheus to be adorable.”

SCP-XXXX has demonstrated a clear ability of autoreplication. At random intervals ranging from twelve hours to one week it will spontaneously regurgitate another cat, along with several tufts of fur. These regurgitated cats will henceforth be referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are always healthy and of an apparently random pedigree. As this duplication occurs within the specimen itself, researchers have been unable to ascertain its exact nature. Whether the specimen organically creates each inside of it prior to regurgitation or produces it from some dimensional rift within its bowels is unclear. The limits of its duplication are also unclear, and because each instance of SCP-XXXX-1 becomes its own entity immediately following its regurgitation, it has been theorized that the limits of this ability are infinite. The largest recorded accumulation of instances of SCP-XXXX-1 was approximately two hundred in number. There is, at this time, no conclusive research to suggest that these abilities can be delayed or halted altogether.

       Benji Stiles, Class-C Personnel 
           “What do you call a self-cloning cat?”