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SCP-1933

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Item #: SCP-1933

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1933 is to be kept under observation at all times, but due to the specific anomalous nature of SCP-1933, containment cannot be established securely to Foundation standards. SCP-1933 currently resides in a 6.1 m by 6.1 m (20 ft by 20 ft) room at Site 41.

Because it has become aware to a limited extent of the Foundation's goals and power structure, it is imperative that SCP-1933 does not learn of the existence of the O5 Level, nor be granted access to any offsite areas or Maximum Security Sites. SCP-1933's interactions with the aforementioned could lead to at very least a serious intelligence leak, a containment breach, or other, more widespread consequences.

Direct refusal of SCP-1933 has proven difficult, but not dangerous or impossible. Whenever able, Foundation personnel should attempt to refuse, argue with, or undermine SCP-1933, if only for the purposes of constant testing towards the limit of its effect.

Across all levels of The Foundation, should any personnel begin experiencing intense and unrelenting feelings of dread or anxiety, they should report immediately to their O5.

This could very well be a sign that an SCP-1933 containment breach is imminent.

Description: SCP-1933 is, for all intents and purposes, a human male with light skin and brown hair, 1.7 meters tall, weighing 80 kg. He speaks English with a slight Canadian accent, and identifies as "Floyd Merriman." Intelligence tests put him at slightly above average.

A fading stick-and-poke home-style tattoo reading "666" is across the back of SCP-1933's neck, that it claims was "on a dare."

With minimal effort, a valid birth certificate, financial and medical history was located for "Floyd" through conventional civilian means.

SCP-1933 arrived unnannounced at Site-84, repeatedly self identifying as "an SCP" and "something you'll probably be interested in." SCP-1933 asserted that it had heard of The Foundation through casual conversation with Agents Hathaway and Myers at his place of work, then a short-order cook at a diner outside of Winnipeg, Canada.

Normal protocol for a security breach of this level was forcibly foregoed, serving as the first recorded instance of SCP-1933's anomolous properties. Security Staff, on-site Agents and resident Mobile Task Force Epsilon Four ("Sniper's Delight") all failed to obey an order from O5-11 to terminate SCP-1933, instead engaging it in friendly conversation and repeatedly asking it to leave.

This was viewed as a high level failure of the chain of command, and led to rapidly spreading panic and a site-wide evacuation, until SCP-1933 explained its principle reason for turning itself in.

SCP-1933 primary anomalous feature has come to be identified as "contextual invulnerability."

More specifically, it has been proven thus far completely impossible to kill, injure, harm, deter, or even hold any strong degree of aggressive emotion towards SCP-1933 once made aware of its existence on even the most miniscule level.

The nature of the invulnerability seems both predictive and contextual, rather than physical. It appears to extend to all levels of discomfort; aggressors will contextually find themselves unable to use any means of forceful coersion on SCP-1933, and thusly interactions wherein cooperation is required of SCP-1933 are almost always reduced to Polite Request format.

See Addendum 1a

Adjacent to this, it would appear all social lifeforms experience at the very least complacency, and at most total euphoria when in the presence of SCP-1933. The intensity of the effect appears directly linked to intelligence of effected subjects relative to SCP-1933.

The first effect is purely behavioral; between two (2) and four (4) hours of encountering SCP-1933 for the first time, all intelligent and communicative lifeforms will begin expressing feelings of anxiety, dread, and nausea.

This effect appears to be universal and unerringly predictive, even if neither SCP-1933 or the subject has any way of knowing of an imminent encounter.

Upon registering the presence of SCP-1933, the behavior and emotions associated with it change drastically.

Simpler intelligences, ranging from insects to primates, will be overjoyed at SCP-1933's presence, with heightened serotonin and oxytocin output. Humans, and lifeforms of similar intelligence, will simply become calm, affable, talkative, pleasant and friendly, universally reporting feelings of clearheadedness and higher than normal energy.

Beings of much greater intelligence, specifically SCPs, experience a thresholding of the effect, wherein they, relative to the magnitude of their intellect, have been shown to display anything from benign amusement to total, slavish complacency.

The most difficult to analyze is the third effect of SCP-1933, which has been described as "moral levelling." Any social lifeform interacting with SCP-1933 seems to adopt SCP-1933's worldview to a limited extent, often times forcing them to view their own behavior from a new perspective.

As of now, the 'worldview' appears to be the only mimetically transferrable portion of SCP-1933's personality, and also the most problematic. Though passively harmless, the imposing of SCP-1933's worldview causes subjects, or indeed anyone or any thing interacting with SCP-1933 to be inclined to agree with him. It's been proven possible to refuse SCP-1933's requests, or disagree with its assertions, but only in casual conversation.

Adamant requests have proven harder to ignore.

None of this appears to be under SCP-1933's control, and SCP-1933 itself appears continuously surprised by the extent of the anomaly.

It should be noted that SCP-1933's physical body displays no anomalous properties whatsoever; all medical diagnostic testing show average or close to average results for a male of his age, and he appears to age normally. Blood draws normally, skin and hair samples are easily acquired.

**{THIS IS WHERE THE TEST LOGS WOULD BE, NO OTHER SCPs, JUST A PLETHORA OF WAYS TO TRY TO HURT/IMPINGE SCP-1933 WITHOUT HIM (IT) NOTICING. Some funny, some interesting, some outright creepy in the elaborate steps taken to insure harm….All fail.

THEN THIS ADDENDUM:**

At this point, the actual nature of SCP-1933, and whether the ostensibly human element requires a -1 classification, is the source of much debate at all levels of the Foundation. Currently, there are three dominant theories.

Thesis A - That SCP-1933 and its human element are one in the same; a human individual through who means still unclear subconsciously radiates a reality warping field that extends thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of miles from its physical element. This extends to those who forward the theory that the field of effect is actually quite small, but able to expand rapidly in "waves" when SCP-1933 is threatened, whether he knows it or not.

This is the most common line of thinking, held by all of those who have interacted directly with SCP-1933, even other SCP objects, who, despite the fading of the initial euphoria, invariably display a lasting sense of goodwill, friendly affection and desire to see SCP-1933 again long after it has left their presence.

Thesis B - That SCP-1933 and its human element are two separate entities; a being of unclassified energy in an undetectable form, or possibly existing on a separate plane of reality, attached in symbiosis with the human, who is otherwise unremarkable. The nature of this symbiosis is unclear, on both ends, beyond the obvious protection it imbues to what should then be called SCP-1933-1.

Adherents to this theory believe that the occasional fear and unease felt before encountering SCP-1933-1 is caused by the arrival of the actual SCP-1933, which, through some form of omniscience, always knows where SCP-1933 will go next.

Thesis C - That SCP-1933 has no human element, and the human male is simply a deliberate deception by an as-yet unseen lifeform with a very specific reality-warping effect. This theory is most common at the O5 level, where it has been repeatedly forwarded that SCP-1933 be reclassified as Keter and isolated or destroyed.

Adherents to this theory site the sense of dread and anxiety prior to encountering SCP-1933 as a subconscious psychic response to a form of reality manipulation that subverts objective, individual response, and is therefore dangerous. It has been equated to "seeing the fin of an approaching shark break the water."

THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A QUICK SUCCESSION OF NOTES AND MEMORANDUMS BY DOCTORS AND FOUNDATION STAFF.

//Why are you letting him have this much site-to-site freedom? Might I remind you imbeciles that this is an SCP object, NOT site personnel? You're giving him more access than we give the damn D-classes. Something's gone very wrong here. The monkeys are running the zoo. I will be visiting site with MTF-214 sooner rather than later. - Dr. Clef

Just got back from Site 17; SCP-1933 is not a threat, as I'd thought, but a valuable testing tool. I felt it myself; SCP-1933 creates a baseline subjective reality that he subconsciously controls. It's a wonderful place to be. We have to get him in on some of the more dangerous Euclids and maybe even some of the Keters. - Dr. Clef

You've clearly lost subjectivity. Go back and read your own memorandums, he's effecting you. This is an object, it is not your friend, it is not anyone's friend. This isn't SCP-423 we're talking about, here. The effect is an anomaly, not a gift. What if he decides he's sick of us? What then? From here on in, I want all high ranking personnel to be kept as far away from SCP-1933 as possible. - O5-11

Though I don't dispute that SCP-1933's effect is a troubling security risk, I want to go out on a limb. I'm doubling down on this, just from the reports: let's coordinate some testing with our less dangerous Euclids. This guy can get information out of people like nobody's business; if he continues his established behavioral pattern, I see only gains here. - Dr. Mann

In. SCP-1933's interactions with the D-Class subjects are enough for me; it clearly has a potential purpose within the foundation, if only as a security tool. - Dr. Kondraki

Have you gone insane? We have no guarantee of who or what this "man" is, and we're going to drop him in with other SCPs like bugs in a jar? Is it possible that his effect has become mimetic? Does he need a fucking ARE WE COOL YET tattoo, does someone need to write "CHAOS INSURGENCY" on his forehead in sharpie? This is like the early days of SCP-230 all over again. - O5-11

I just want to chime in here- I had a talk with SCP-1933, admit to being very totally drunk off whatever it is he does or is done by some kind of other whatever, but not so much that I don't think you're being a buzzkill. I sign off. Let's get these bugs in a jar. - Dr. Bright//

After that, I wanted to move in to short, analytically written tests of SCP-1933 with other SCPs, not the usual 682/Able crowd, instead focusing on confusing SCPs like 097 and 024. I really want them to be pushing the "contextual invulnerability / "moral leveling" / affable aura." SCP-1933 is not "bad-ass" by any means, sometimes having improbably pleasant interactions, often times afraid of the other SCPs, but it becomes steadily clearer that what's going on here might not be as benign as it seems.

Oh and here's an excerpt from a doctor talking to a D-Class about SCP-1933

//No, no nothing like that, not…"mind control." I was still me, it just felt like *pause* Maybe a part got knocked out? A wall got knocked down or- no. It was more like *long pause* it was more like I just took a step back from myself. Took a step back, yeah, like he helped me get away from everything that was holding me back?

Holding you back from what?

From being a nice person, I don't know. <at this point D began to cry> From being…I don't fucking know. I killed my wife. I don't know why I did it, it was stupid, it was so horrible. I don't know why. And then I lied, so many lies, and I thought- I don't know, and then I'm in this horrible place, what did the lies get me? Nothing. <sobs briefly>

D self-terminated later that day during transfer.//