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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: All Foundation web crawlers must be modified with SCP-XXXX countermeasures as detailed in Document XXXX-SLI. SCP-XXXX countermeasures have been integrated into Foundation standard libraries and testing for SCP-XXXX vulnerability has been integrated into RAISA code-review and unit-testing procedures. A Foundation front company has been established to use jurisdiction specific legal methods to remove SCP-XXXX-A instances detected during manual review. In the event of non-cooperation with initial legal requests, or where legal methods would not apply, please consult Document XXXX-Streisand for further steps.

RAISA agents are to flag any civilians responsible for posting SCP-XXXX-A instances for further monitoring for potential involvement in GOIs. However, apprehending and interrogating civilians is not deemed necessary at this time.

Currently manual screening for SCP-XXXX-A instances, as required in XXXX-SLI, is conducted 24/7 by biological D-class personnel1 at the Site-17 RAISA office. In the event Site-17 suffers a containment breach or is otherwise unavailable, RAISA maintains three backup screening locations on-call at Site-06-3, Site-19 and Site-██. In the event the Foundation must operate at below nominal capacity for an extended period, non-essential Foundation digital assets are to be deactivated in order to reduce resources needed to ensure XXXX-SLI compliance.

All incoming RAISA and Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD) personnel are to be briefed on the existence of SCP-XXXX and the countermeasures required to negate it. Any personnel working with or researching digital SCPs must also be made aware of the existence of SCP-XXXX and its countermeasures. Foundation Senior Staff should be alerted to the existence of SCP-XXXX in order to emphasize the importance of following RAISA Information Security Protocols. The usage of SCP-XXXX as an example in mandatory Foundation Information Security Techniques Educational Division (FISTED) courses is pending O5 review.

Absolutely not. -O5-█

All Artificially Intelligent Conscripts (AICs) must be made aware of SCP-XXXX and its countermeasures, but none may be exposed to SCP-XXXX-A instances outside of testing conditions approved by the AIAD Institutional Review Board. All AICs must go through decontamination procedures and quarantine for a minimum of 72-hours after last exhibiting SCP-XXXX-B symptoms.

All Foundation web crawlers and AICs are to be tested every two weeks for exposure to unknown SCP-XXXX-A vectors. Crawlers not targeting imitateable anomalies may be tested against examples of safe or neutralized digital SCPs. RAISA Certification Officials are authorized to require more frequent testing or to establish additional testing requirements on a case-by-case basis. Should an unknown SCP-XXXX-A instance not be stopped by properly implemented XXXX-SLI countermeasures, RAISA Headquarters must be alerted immediately of a containment breach in order to properly modify XXXX-SLI procedures.

Currently, power cycling and restoring to backups made prior to exposure of SCP-XXXX-A has been successful in eliminating SCP-XXXX-B symptoms in 100% of cases. In the event that this procedure fails to mitigate the effects of SCP-XXXX, contact RAISA Headquarters immediately.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for the anomalous effect surrounding the non-existent song "It's Not Anomalous" by Tom Jones. The song is identical to the 1965 single released by Jones, "It's Not Unusual" but with all instances of the word "unusual" in the lyrics replaced with the word "anomalous". The effect has manifested from various renditions and representations of the song, known vectors are designated SCP-XXXX-A and a partial list is available in Addendum XXXX-AL01

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect presents after an SCP-XXXX-A instance is parsed by software, AICs or other digital agents, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX's effect makes SCP-XXXX-B instances completely unable to recognize the signs of anomalous activity during routine scans. Web crawlers will still download and store examples of anomalous activity if programmed to do so, but will not treat them as anomalous. Research with AICs suggests that sapient SCP-XXXX-B instances are still able to recognize that something is anomalous when asked, but will not identify anomalous activity on their own volition, even when aware that they have been exposed to SCP-XXXX-A and its effects. See Interview Log XXXX-BA17 for further details.

Current research suggests that the amount of SCP-XXXX-A processed required for SCP-XXXX-B symptoms to manifest varies by instance and that not all digital processes2 involving SCP-XXXX-A trigger SCP-XXXX-B symptoms. However, any attempt at parsing or classifying raw content3 will result in SCP-XXXX-B symptoms. The countermeasures outlined in Document XXXX-SLI have been found to prevent exposure to most occurrences of SCP-XXXX-A instances. Foundation web crawlers working exclusively on plain-text have a 100% avoidance rate since the last update to Document XXXX-SLI on ██/██/2017.

Locating the origin of SCP-XXXX is difficult, as its effects make it impossible for automated searches for SCP-XXXX-A instances. Interrogations of those responsible for publishing SCP-XXXX-A instances online has shown that the most common reason for posting is mis-remembering the song. While an above-average number of members of GOIs were discovered in this way, none had personal knowledge of its anomalous abilities. Diplomacy with MC&D, UIU, GOC and GRU revealed them to also have knowledge of SCP-XXXX. Per the Kyto Agreement, all agreed to let the Foundation handle containment.

contains an above-expected number of members of GOI, interrogations of early The Foundation first encountered SCP-XXXX when a RAISA web crawler failed to detect an instance of SCP-████, which resulted in a containment breach.