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- Self-Containing Person
- everyone's cadaver
- The upside-down boy
- Mayan time traveler
- Bad wishes
- +10%VCR
- short-selling futures
- Small people who don't understand the square cube law
- Persistent cloud
- love gun
- Gazebos and Glabrezu
- the Alamo
SCP-3XXX in its initial containment refrigerator box
Item #: SCP-3XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3XXX is currently contained by its own desire to be contained. Towards that end, a standard cell has been provided.
Description: SCP-3XXX is a 87 centimeter tall humanoid with wings of indeterminate gender. It processes anomalous capabilities of flight and teleportation, and extensive knowledge of Foundation personnel and containment procedures.
Addendum:
Item #:SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be sealed in a airtight, radiation-resistant container with interior dimensions of at least 2.5m x 2m x 2m and a mass tolerance of at least 1000 kg to allow for a variety of body sizes. The interior should be kept at a low air pressure to minimize damage to the interior and resist particle escape. If SCP-XXXX has breached containment, it should be assumed that it has "observed" an anomalous death. If the copse is noted to behave abnormally, staff should replace this death with a non-anomalous death immediately. If no D-class are available, Staff and researchers up to level 2 may be executed without discussion to expedite replacement. Higher level personal are to give verbal confirmation that they accept execution to contain SCP-XXXX.
Should on-site execution be insufficient to contain SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX should be treated as an unknown anomaly. A MTF trained in initial anomaly containment and briefed on SCP-XXXX should be dispatched.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a perfect replica of the cadaver of the most-recently dead human, with the exception that it will be replaced with the next corpse as soon as anyone dies. SCP-XXXX, therefore changes about twice a second under normal conditions, although rates as high as 100,000 changes a second or as low as one change a minute have been observed. SCP-XXXX's mass and volume will change to match the deceased, therefore changing within about 3 kg to 500 kg, and a length (height) of 10 cm to 2 m.
SCP-XXXX does not copy humans terminated off-planet. It never copies tissue that requires an another human to live.1. SCP-XXXX does not consider [REDACTED] to be human, although humans exposed to [REDACTED] are and represent the most common threat to containment.
When SCP-XXXX becomes a new copse, it copies clothes, dust, and contaminants from the area the body died in. This can include disease, poisons, radioactive materials, implanted eggs, [REDACTED], worms from SCP-2484, cybernetic implants, small electronic devices2, and other dangers. Contaminants will disappear with the body when replaced, unless they have been moved more than 13 cm away. The body will also undergo normal decay and other processes, but as bodies rarely last longer than a second, this is usually of little concern.
Incident reports
Unknown Body ██/██/18██ On fire at arrival.
D-395 9/24/1901 Experiment on SCP-XXXX. Subject head severed. SCP-XXXX did not copy the body until five minutes later. Copy included both head and body.
Clarence Madison Dally ██/██/1904 Death by radiation poisoning, noninfectious.
Unknown Russian Soldier 12/██/1916 weaponized Anthrax spores
US Private Albert Gitchell 3/██/1918 Spanish flu
███ Chinese Soldiers 8/28/1937 Mustard gas
Unknown naked child ██/██/19██ covered in radioactive materials
628 Bari citizens 12/02/1943 mustard gas
US Pvt. Dwight Patterson 06/06/1944
Over 100,000 Japanese soldiers and civilians 08/06/1945 Happened over a few seconds.
Tobritza Pemberton ██/██/1950 Digital records show SCP-XXXX copied a mannequin. This was unnoticed at the time.
Russian Cosmonaut [Data Expunged] ██/██/1959 Death not recorded by SCP-XXXX
Unknown Body ██/██/1963 Covered in Naplam B
D 23549 ██/██/19██ Killed after stage 4 SCP-325 exposure. Decontaminated containment area.
D-312090 ██/██/19██ Killed by SCP-2031 and renamed SCP-2031-5D. 3 days after infestation, subject died of dehydration. SCP-XXXX became the body and the Eciton burchellii (“army ant”) inside it. A small number of ants were left after SCP-XXXX changed again.
D-247247 07/03/1990 Experiment on SCP-XXXX. Subject's body was painted light blue for easy identification. Subject was strapped to a standard brain activity monitor. Subject killed via severing veins in the neck. SCP-XXXX copied subject █ minutes, ██ seconds after brain activity ceased.
Tupac Shakur 09/13/1996 Body played music until replaced.
Mr. Dwight Montgomery-Patterson 06/06/2005
Unknown 12/18/2005 Body resembling Julia Louis-Dreyfus appeared.
D-13487 ██/██/2010 Body still at high temperature after encounter with SCP-334 , melted part of containment cell.
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SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX can be contained in a standard humanoid cell. The cell is to remain bare, and is to observe no artifical day/night cycle. SCP-XXXX is to be told no information without the approval of Dr. ███. Towards this end, SCP-XXXX should continue to be prevented from learning any new languages. Under no circumstance can SCP-XXXX be allowed to learn the current date, the location of children, or the current state of the Mayan Empire. No one under the age of 25 is be in a room with SCP-XXXX at anytime. Testing with SCP-XXXX is not allowed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.4 m human of Native American origin. Subject appears old and frail, and moves slowly. SCP-XXXX is missing two fingers on its left hand. SCP-XXXX has no anomalous physical abnormalities, and its anomalous properties are assumed to be a result of knowledge and/or intervention from the entities SCP-XXXX calls "gods." SCP-XXXX currently only speaks, reads, and writes ancient Mayan and Chinese.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest when it is allowed to use a knife on a living human child3. SCP-XXXX uses the blood to draw a variety of symbols. In the one experiment performed, 15 kg of assorted fruits appeared. D-class who ate the fruit (and were unaware of its origins) reported that it tasted "great, but not as good as those cakes." Testing showed no abnormalities in the fruit. SCP-XXXX claims to be able to do much more, but requires quantities of young children in excess of the foundation's willingness to supply.
Initial Recovery: Beginning in June 2012, a number of missing children turned up ritually murdered in ██████████, South America. Local police arrested SCP-XXXX while a Foundation team was traveling to investigate. The Foundation faked SCP-XXXX's death in captivity, and recovered it. Interviews were achieved via written ancient Chinese. However, SCP-XXXX's knowledge of the language seems somewhat limited.
Interviewed: [SCP-XXXX]
Interviewer: [Agent █████████]
Foreword: [Interview conducted immediately after recognizing SCP-XXXX's writings, all translated form ancient Chinese unless otherwise noted. ]
<Begin Log>
Agent █████████: [How do you know this language?]
SCP-XXXX: [Before my durable journey, I traveled at the falling sun. I spent years with the people China, before returning.]
Agent █████████: [What is durable journey?]
SCP-XXXX: [Journey through durable? From day to night to day quickly. I will see the end of counting days. ]
<End Log>Closing Statement: [Agent █████████ interpreted the last statement as evidence of time travel, and called a "Yankee Camelot," requiring communication with the alleged time traveler to be done only by trained foundation personnel]
D&D-1985
Item #:D&D-1985
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The area surrounding D&D-1985 has been purchased by a foundation front company, and the area cordoned off. All personal interacting with or discussing D&D-1985, even indirectly, are to carry a picture of D&D-1985. All personal approaching D&D-1985 are to carry an axe or flamethrower.
Description: Please look at the picture. D&D-1985 is a gazebo with two anomalous properties. First, Anyone in the presence of D&D-1985 or its image loses the ability to define the word "gazebo" or use any synonym for it. They remain aware of the definition of "gazebo," but are unable to recite it. Second, anyone not currently in the presence of D&D-1985 or its image is unable to recall the true definition of a gazebo. Instead, most believe it to be some kind of monster.
Initial Recovery: MTF-ED20 "Whitchurch" was dispatched to █████████, Wisconsin to investigate reports of a SCP-1d6-J containment breach. MTF was in constant contact with Senior researcher Eric █████████ by radio, for guidance on handling SCP-1d6-J. While tracking the object, MTF ED20 passed through a small park.
<Begin log>
MTF-ED20: Alright, we're in a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, there's a gazebo. How should we proceed?
Eric █████████: A gazebo? What color is it?
(Pause)
ED20: It's white, sir.
Eric: How far from it are you?
ED20: We're in cover about 50 meters away from it.
Eric: How big is it?
(Pause)
ED20: It's about 10m wide, 5m tall, with a pointed top.
Eric:Has it noticed you yet?
ED20:It hasn't noticed us, sir, it's a gazebo.
Eric:Try calling out to it.
ED20: Calling out to it, sir?
Eric:Ask it what it's intentions are.
ED20:Yes, sir. (Yelling, to gazebo) Hey, you gazebo, what are your intentions?
(Pause)
ED20:It didn't respond, sir, it's a gazebo.
Eric:Draw your weapon. Did it respond in any way?
ED20: No, sir, it's a gazebo.
Eric: Shoot it.
(A single shot is fired)
ED20: Sir, there is now a gazebo with a small bullet hole in it.
Eric: It's still standing? Was it wounded?
ED20: Of course not, sir, it's a gazebo.
Eric: I was told those rounds would bring down anything.
ED20: It's a gazebo, sir, a gazebo! If you really want us to destroy it, we could to chop it with an axe, I guess, or we could try to burn it, but I don't know why the foundation would even try. It's a God-damn gazebo!
(Long pause)
Eric: Fall back MTF-ED-20.
ED20: Yes, sir. (Screaming) Oh, god, it's too late! It woke up! It's eating me! (garbled)
<End Log>
Following this, Senior researcher Eric █████████ requested a flamethrower team dispatched to rescue MTF-ED20. The team found the gazebo undamaged. No trace of MTF-ED20 was ever recovered.
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