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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, and its current location being abandoned and remote, containment procedures are not in place beyond monitoring for suspicious activity. Any changes in behavior should be noted to the Site Director.
SCP-XXXX is the designation given to a number of objects with anomalous properties, listed below.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a 13-year-old Caucasian male named ██████ ███, who resides in [REDACTED], an otherwise completely abandoned town. Beyond being immune to SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3, subject is otherwise unremarkable. The birth certificate and other information regarding SCP-XXXX-1 is available to all personnel involved in its containment or study.

SCP-XXXX-1 emerges from its household residence at █:██ AM local time in order to set up a lemonade stand, which sells SCP-XXXX-2. It closes down and returns to its residence at ██:██ PM.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a type of lemonade produced by SCP-XXXX-1. Beyond trace amounts of [REDACTED], which has been shown to have no characteristic properties, it is chemically identical to lemonade. Drinking SCP-XXXX-2 has found to produce multiple effects in the drinker, including nausea, gastrointestinal distress, and vomiting, followed by death.

SCP-XXXX-2 also appears to inflict burn wounds on subjects who make direct skin contact with it, despite there being no way for this to occur. Studies into SCP-XXXX-2’s makeup are ongoing.

SCP-XXXX-3 is [REDACTED], found in SCP-XXXX-2. It is believed to be the substance that gives SCP-XXXX-2 its anomalous properties. When questioned, SCP-XXXX-1 said that it was included in the recipe for SCP-XXXX-2 because it ‘makes it taste better’. A large deposit of SCP-XXXX-3 has been found under the house of residence for SCP-XXXX-1, who confirmed that it is the location where it obtains the substance. Research into its properties is ongoing.
Addendum XXXX-1:
SCP-XXXX is now considered an explained phenomenon. The details of this reclassification can be found in a revised document here: (See Supplement)