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Series 1

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SCP-XXXX in a stage 2 state

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a house reinforced with steel and rebar, which is to be decorated with modern art, such as firework paintings, trash art, Picasso Paintings, etc., and if SCP-XXXX needs to be removed from the house, all accessories in the house are to be moved to the new location, which has to measure more than 670.5 sq. meters. If the paintings/art dates back more than 100 years, the painting should be removed, as it is no longer considered "able to work" by SCP-XXXX's standards. If SCP-XXXX is not contained in a house structure, SCP-XXXX will go through stages 1-3 110% more efficiently.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid head measuring 36.5 centimeters in height, and 20.9 centimeters in width. When seen, SCP-XXXX seems to be non-anomalous, and viewers will take SCP-XXXX for granted. SCP-XXXX will not animate if observed by a crowd of 10 or more persons, unless if in Stage 2. If observed by 10 or less people, SCP-XXXX will move on occasion.

If SCP-XXXX's dwelling (may that be a house, room, or cell) does not have modern art in a radius of 670 square meters, SCP-XXXX will display the following anomalous properties in stages:

  • Stage 1: SCP-XXXX will bring modern art towards its dwelling, if the art is less then three 4.8 kilometers away. If the art is more than 4.8 kilometers away, SCP-XXXX will not target those art pieces.
  • Stage 2: SCP-XXXX will animate and drag itself across the floor with vine-like structures being emitted from its mouth. Any doors that SCP-XXXX come to, as long as the door is made of wood, SCP-XXXX will use its vines to grasp the door, and either remove the door via tossing the door forwards, or crush the door. If the door is not wooden, SCP-XXXX will look for alternative ways of passage. If SCP-XXXX does not find any alternative ways, SCP-XXXX will go to Stage 3, or break down a wall that is weak, and will be relatively easy to break.
  • Stage 3: If SCP-XXXX is restrained, SCP-XXXX will release a gas, designated as SCP-XXXX-2. When SCP-XXXX-B comes in contact with a biological substance, that substance/creature will slowly start to die. Once the substance/creature is dead. SCP-XXXX teleport to the location of the biological substance. If this happens, SCP-XXXX will continue with Stage 2. SCP-XXXX will dismember any living form of life that is highly sentient and sapient.If SCP-XXXX is put in a room measuring less than 3.1 square meters, SCP-XXXX will directly skip from Stage 1 to Stage 3.

SCP-XXXX was located in an abandoned █████ settlement on the date of ██-██-████. When SCP-XXXX was found, Agents that were sent to investigate the anomalous events, which where cited by local operatives, discovered SCP-XXXX in a room with tattered paintings hanging on the wall of a one-room building.
Recovery Log XXXX

Agent █████ approaches SCP-XXXX, which is hanging on west wall.

SCP-XXXX whips out its vines and grasps Agent █████, taking Agent █████ by surprise.

Agent C████ rushes to help Agent █████, when Agent █████ is dropped by SCP-XXXX and instead, Agent C████ is targeted by SCP-XXXX.

Agent C████ is strangled to death by SCP-XXXX. Remaining Agents retreat, pulling SCP-XXXX along with ropes that where tied around SCP-XXXX

Test Log XXXX-1

Dr. █████ walks in chamber, where SCP-XXXX is hung on the wall. The room is 30.4 square meters, and consists of 8 pieces of modern art.

Dr. █████ tells three Class-D personnel to remove the 8 pieces of modern art, one after the other.

Class-D personnel remove 3 pieces before SCP-XXXX becomes enraged, and all Class-D personnel are dismembered. Doctor escapes with a few minor injuries, being close to the door, where SCP-XXXX failed to notice Dr. █████

Test Log XXXX-2

SCP-XXXX is put in a chamber measuring 762 square meters, consisting of 10 pieces of modern art.

Modern art is then released via quick release cord, causing two effects: 1) Modern art pieces (art that is 100 years or newer) falls into smelting pot and 2) Old art dating back to 101 years or older is exposed.

SCP-XXXX becomes enraged, and results in the entire chamber being burnt, scratched, and gouged at. Blood samples of unknown species is found below each place of the art dating back to 101+ years.

Notes: This test may seem silly, but the purpose was to see if the human interaction with SCP-XXXX mattered or not. As it seems, it does not matter.
—Dr. █████

Addendum XXXX: All jokes regarding Dr. █████ being "Un-sapient and Un-sentient are to result in severe punishment.

Series 2

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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained in Storage Room-4E in Site-79. SCP-XXXX is to be monitored by 2 CCTV cameras and at least 1 guard at all times.

Description: SCP-XXXX-A is a metal work bench measuring 1.5 meters high, 0.7 meters wide, and 1.5 meters long. If the user puts an object on SCP-XXXX-A, the user will then open one of SCP-XXXX-A's drawers. If the first drawer is opened, the user will take out a hammer. The hammer is indestructible, and has the words "[DATA EXPUNGED]" scripted on it's side. If the user decides to use the hammer on the object, the object will be split into three identical parts. Further splitting of the parts proves useless.

If the user decides to use the contents of the first drawer, the user will not be able to use that drawer again.

If the user does not use the first drawer, the user will pick up a box containing wood shavings and a bottle of glue. The wood shavings and glue have not found to be anomalous, except in the way that every few days, the stock of items refresh in the second drawer. Other items put into that drawer disappear the same day that the stock of items refresh.

If the user decides to use the contents of the second drawer, the user will not be able to use that drawer again.

Inside of the third drawer of SCP-XXXX-A, there is a tag stating "Put Your Amazing Creation here!" If the user does so, the following effects will apply to the object:

  • The object will compact to 50% of it's original size
  • The object will disappear within 2-3 minutes

If the user brings a made contraption to SCP-XXXX-A, the contraption will de-assemble itself by unknown means. Once done with this process, a voice will say (via transmitter in the bottom drawer of SCP-XXXX-A), "Congratulations! You have brought a new invention to the Wonderful Workbench®!! You will be able to create new creations with the parts!" The parts are usually found in the second drawer from the bottom.

The rest of SCP-XXXX-A's drawers do not prove to have any anomalous effects, except for housing disassembled parts.

SCP-XXXX-A was found while investigating claims of a work bench that will destroy objects. Object recovered with Document XXXX-a

SCP-XXXX-B (the presumed "non-limited edition version Wonderful Workbench®") is another recovered version of SCP-XXXX-A, and will emanate sounds via a low-watt transmitter on the bottom of SCP-XXXX-B that will please the user. The transmitter does not require electricity, and attempts to remove the transmitter have ended in electrification of the remover.