Agent Chuck Norris


Item#: SC -1356-J

Class: Even more than Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 1356-J should be contained in a container made out of B-Grade DVDs and should be kept watching B-Grade movies (VHS format) at all times.

In the event of a containment breach, Chuck Norris (Me) should be immediately contacted and instructed to use his manly powers to destroy SCP 1356-J.

No organic sentient being is allowed within 40 (Forty) Kilometres of SCP 1356-J. (With the exception of me.) If SCP 1356-J is not contained, it will destroy all the universes that ever existed, exist and will exist and everything in them.

Description: SCP 1356-J is a sentient action figure of Chuck Norris whose origin and manufacturer is unknown. There is no known record of this particular action figure or the movie it is involved in.