Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and its three (3) instances are to be kept in my sock drawer.
Description SCP-XXXX is a set of objects that do nothing, and have nothing. Object SCP-XXXX-1 is a normal plastic bag with nothing in it. SCP-XXXX-2 is a cardboard box with nothing in it. SCP-XXXX-3 is a normal clear glass ball with nothing in it. All three (3) objects have the same anomalous property, which is the ability to do absolutely nothing at all.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-A
I have decided to store cut off Geese heads in SCP-XXXX-2
Addendum SCP-XXXX-B
I have decided to store scp brand pornography in SCP-XXXX-1.
Test A - 9/21/15
Subject: Agent Gear's
Procedure: Throw SCP-XXXX-3 at Agent Gear's and record his reaction
Result's: Agent Gear's [REDACTED] Dr. Bright. Here is an image taken during testing [IMAGE REDACTED ON DR. BRIGHTS REQUEST]
Analysis: Agent Gear being assaulted with SCP-XXXX-3 had resulted in retaliation upon Dr. Bright. Injuries resulting from said retaliation were, ████ and [DATA EXPUNGED].