Agent Ross's Mission Draft

Audio file recovered from GRU Division "P" command dating back to 1995.

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Goodmorning conrads, my name is Director ███████. But you will refer to me as Agent Ross. I am the supreme Commander and senior researcher for the GRU Division "P". Know that this will be the only time that you see me or directly hear from me for as long as you work here (Given that you don't fuck up).

Coming here, you might have some questions like, "what is Division P"? Well that's classified. "What is the GRU""? Well that's also classified. All that matters is that you know we exist and that you plan to act on it. Your role here is very clear (They should've told you when you joined). Your job is to find and observe weird and strange objects. That's it! We have other units to bag 'em (Assuming that you are not one of them anyway). Anyway, after you have found an object your job is to Observe it and get as much video and photographic evidence as possible. While working here, you will be given one of five jobs based on your training and expertise. The jobs are as follows:

1. Field Agent: the most common job that all new recruits start with (your job description was listed above).
2. Researcher: Your job is to Study the videos of the objects and experement on the ones allready captured in order to help in the technological advancement of Russia.
3. Container: Your the ones I referenced above. You bag the object and take it to the closest containment site.
4. The Watcher: Your job is to infultrate our counterpart organizations to find out what they know and report back to commanders on the information that you've ubtained.
5. Commanders: This is the highest on the food chain. Your the ones who are feared by everyone. You rule with an iorn fist and can take command of a containment site.

Well, Now you know all there is to know about your new job. If you want to learn more about your assighned job, ask your recruitment officer. (Warning Alarm Sounds) Ok, let's wrap things up here and go to our emergency stations. Goodbye and good luck. Ok, now let's get the hell out of here.

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