SCP-4000

Item#: SCP-4000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4000 is kept in Site-██'s Euclid Wing in a glass container 15" in length and 1' foot in height, nothing comprised of wood, polyacrylamide, or PVC (Polyvinyl chloride) can not come within 0.78' of SCP-4000, in the event that Site-██ is breached all D-class cells are to be searched for objects that are similar in appearance to SCP-4000 //This procedure is no longer needed because it was discovered that SCP-4000 is immovable by non-human means, also the monsters are not real -Doctor Jeffrey //

Description: SCP-4000 is a stick-shaped object comprised of an unknown material similar to wood, 2" in diameter and 1' in height, any person holding SCP-4000 will perceive themselves to be in a dark room, 16' by 16' and are surrounded by monsters for a challenge that a person says is called the "The ████ ████ Championships" in which they must kill off all the monsters to win the prize, a cash prize of 2███ Frenglemarks, a completely made up currency, if they succeed, in 1-2 hours, around 20000 coin-like object will appear at the subjects door, which are made out of an unknown substance similar to bronze. The coins have the words "In butters we trust" and have the picture of a person resembling a conquistador, but with eye-stalks and antennae. SCP-4000 will react violently to objects composed of or containing wood, polyacrylamide, and/or PVC when brought within a 0.78' radius of SCP-4000, destroying the object. SCP-4000 was recovered from the home of Mr. ██████ ████ of ████, Michigan, in January 16, 20██, authorities were alerted when Mr. ██████ ████ apparently went mad claiming that he had one 2███ Frenglemarks, when the currency did arrive, The Foundation was alerted, and seized SCP-4000.