SCP 123CHEESE-j

Class: Unknown, O5 approved… Class changed to Keter.

Description:
CHEESE THROW! The appearance was similar to a cheese wheel. At first it looks great and smells awful, then wait for someone to touch it… JUST THROW IT! They will have the compel to throw it at someone to the point even Dr. Bright runs away when he sees it. Somehow UFOs are always first targeted. JUST F*censors* THROW IT! Also its indestructible.

Testing log #1, Date █/██/████:
Dr. ████: This is Dr. ████, we're going to do some stuff with this cheese… Now testing commence.

D-162362: I'm going to touch the 'cheese'.

Dr. █████: I admired this guy's courage.

Moments after he held the cheese at his hands…

D-162362: THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

Subject throws the cheese at anywhere

Dr. ████: This better not be a lawsuit for him using that phrase…

Subject was terminated for copyright reasons…

Testing log #2, Date 4/██/2016:
Dr. ████: This is Dr. ████, we're going to do stuff with this cheese… Again… Testing commence.

D-162363: This is a cheese? Seriously? What am I supposed to do? Touch it?

Dr. ████: Yes… Touch the cheese…

D-162363: Oh okay… As long as I-

Subject stops and then prepares to throw the cheese at the glass.

D-162363: THROW THE CH-

Subject was killed by Agent ████… He was later awarded and promoted to O3.

Testing log #3, Date 4/█/2016
Dr. ████: I… Must… I must not… PRAISE SHEOGORATH! BEHOLD THE CHEESE!
[clown music plays]
*montage begins*
-later-
O5-█: So to spake. We need more nukes to blow that shizz up?
O5-█: Yes…
Dr. Clef: Can't argue with that logic.
Dr. Bright: Shh… Smell that… Its the smell of…
Dr. ████ knocks over the door
Dr. ████: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Dr. Bright: ARGH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*more montage all over the facility*
SCP 682: *smells cheese* NOPE! *creates business suit out of nowhere with a travelling hat* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *runs away*
-months later-
Phd. Bow: *opens door* Hey guys. I'm back from my vaca- *sees everything destroyed and most SCPs are traumatized* *closes door slowly*
Log ends traumatizingly

Notes:
OH GOD… This is worse than I thought… Quick we need to destroy the cheese- oh wait, we can't because its indestructible… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- - O5-█