Workstation 4104J-ρ: A. Poplowski

Put this in a block when you're not lazy: take a pic of the hermies eating a mouse; predatory hermit crabs.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: It has to be locked up 'cause reasons. 5 people; 1 in antechamber, 2 watching cameras on-site, 2 watching cameras off-site. Inoculated with new substance to be able to view it as the steaming pile of shit it is.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a giant steaming pile of shit, but it somehow convinces people that it's cute and that they should love it.

  • random, inexplicable use of profanity in nearly every sentence, contextually applicable or not.
  • small, cute, and fuzzy, but not a dog or a cat because despite the fact that they still remain the most common household pet (except for birds in Brazil) in the entire world they're not appreciated enough by the regular person
  • dick jokes
  • is actually a really sad, lonely thing that just wants to be loved because that's everyone and the feels

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