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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a locked container in the High Security Refrigerator in Site-17’s kitchen. Access and testing have been suspended. Approval for access and testing must be received from Dr. ██████ and O5-█.

SCP-XXXX-1a and SCP-XXXX-1c were given Class A amnestics and released from institute custody. Both are to be kept under standard POI surveillance.

SCP-XXXX-1b is to be kept in a standard-sized cell, outfitted with 5cm thick lead plating in all walls at Site-06. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX-1b must follow radiation protocols including the use of class-A hazmat suits. Whenever SCP-XXXX-1b must be removed from its cell, a customized lead-lined muzzle must be securely fitted over its head and handcuffs should be used to prevent the removal of the muzzle.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 225 kilogram wheel of Monterey Jack cheese, 53.34cm high and 66.04cm in diameter. When any amount of cheese is taken from the artifact and consumed, the consumer, henceforth referred to as the subject, disappears for 47 seconds. When the subject reappears, they have been replaced by a version of themselves from an alternate dimension, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. 22% of all iterations of SCP-XXXX-1 have exhibited anomalous qualities, though a small sample group may prove this percentage inaccurate. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 that are anomalous are listed below:

SCP-XXXX-1a is able to communicate with amphibians.

SCP-XXXX-1b emits radiation when smiling. Radiation emanates from the teeth. Subjects exposed to the radiation have experienced between 5-10 grays of radiation after approximately one minute of exposure.

SCP-XXXX-1c has the ability to either control or predict what number a die will land on when rolled.

SCP-XXXX-1d proved to be an alternate reality doppelganger of SCP-[redacted] and showed extreme aggression. SCP-XXXX-1d was terminated after killing 3 security personnel and attempting to escape. During the escape attempt, security personnel shot and killed SCP-XXXX-1d. Unlike the SCP-██████ from our universe, SCP-XXX-1d was susceptible to standard bullets. The corpse of SCP-XXXX-1d is being kept in the morgue of Site-17 for further study.