Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a 1 x 2 x 2.5 meter soundproof container guarded at all times. Access may only be granted to personnel Level 3 and if the personnel are clear of the prerequisite conditions required to be immune to the effects of SCP-XXXX. No photographic or video recordings of SCP-XXXX are permitted and all non-test subjects must wear noise canceling devices lest they cause a containment breach.
Description: SCP-XXXX is, when inert, a single Roman gladius with spots of dried blood near the edges. Age of SCP-XXXX is approximately two thousand (2000) years old, but due to the absence of any form of rust, is believed to be older. SCP-XXXX has proven to be resistant to all attempts at damaging it despite the ancient appearance it possesses.
SCP-XXXX is incapable of cutting any object, no matter how weak the object is. In contrast, when SCP-XXXX is used as a bludgeoning tool, all objects will be impacted with the expected force doubled. Each consecutive strike on the target will thereby be doubled, resulting in tremendous force which could severely damage the user's arm.
SCP-XXXX's other effects begin when a person comes within observable range of SCP-XXXX, or an image of SCP-XXXX. Subjects will begin to act less comfortable around family members or people the subject considers family. The subject will begin muttering him/herself that it belongs to him/her. (it being an unknown object which only the subject believes exists). This will continue to the point where the subject is open hostile to the relatives, claiming what is theirs belong to him/her. This progression rate depends on the relation the subject has with their family. Stronger bonds cause the hostility rate to increase while weak to no bonds have the rate slow to a crawl.
The response of the family member chooses the outcome of the subject. If the relative agrees with the subjects proclamation, the subject will then proceed to take what is now his/hers (commonly a random item). After about twenty-four (24) hours, the subject will regain consciousness with no memory between the time they viewed SCP-XXXX to the time they awakened.
If the relative refuses the subjects proclamation or tells the subject they don't know what is being referenced, and thus denying what the subject claims is theirs, the subject will proceed to enter an enraged state (hereafter the subject will be referred to as SCP-XXXX-01). SCP-XXXX-01 will proceed to assault the family member and kill them through repetitive beating using fists or other body parts. Once the family member is dead, SCP-XXXX-01 will proceed to hunt down the remaining members of his family, saying "they want what's mine as well." Each killing performed by SCP-XXXX-01 is evidently more gruesome and brutal than the previous, going so far as mutilation through tearing of the arms of the victim.
When only one relative and SCP-XXXX-01 remain, SCP-XXXX will materialize in the hand of SCP-XXXX-01 and SCP-XXXX-01 will proceed to bludgeon the final relative with SCP-XXXX equal to the number of relatives previously killed. SCP-XXXX-01 with then impale the final victim with SCP-XXXX and proceed to laugh, shouting "it's finally mine" repetitively before collapsing. The subject will remain unconscious for two (2) days before awakening. Subject claims to have full memory of actions as SCP-XXXX-01 and has to qualms with the actions. About one (1) day after the subject awakens, a package will be delivered to the subject. Inside is a random item of great value, ranging from diamond jewelery to a winning lottery ticket.
Miscellaneous Notes: SCP-XXXX was found in a crypt beneath the church of the town of ████, █████. The priest there explained that the church was doing renovations when a floor collapsed, injuring a worker, but also revealing the underground tunnels. While exploring, the workers found an alter with a series of skeletons scattered across the ground. In the center was an altar of sorts with a human skeleton lying down with SCP-XXXX impaled in its chest. Markings were also found engraved on the stone (See document XXXX-01).
Shortly after SCP-XXXX's initial discovery, the workers brought SCP-XXXX to a museum where it was placed on display. A few days later, the town experienced a sudden increase in murders between family members with no sign of it stopping. When the Foundation got word of this, Mobile Task Force Eta-10 ("See No Evil") was sent in to secure SCP-XXXX. Despite success, many members of Eta-10 were injured and five D-Class personnel were killed due to numerous cases of SCP-XXXX-01.
After containment, all locals in the town were administered Class-B amnesiacs and all personnel arrested for crimes as SCP-XXXX-02 have been moved to the Foundation as Class D personnel.
Addendum XXXX-01: Testing with SCP-XXXX reveals that while the initial kill by SCP-XXXX-01 is done to any random family member, SCP-XXXX-02 tends to follow a pattern when killing. While this isn't a strict code, it is evident that this is the preferred order of killing by SCP-XXXX-02. The order follows as such:
- Siblings
- Full blood, then step-siblings.
- Previous Generations
- First parents, then uncles/aunts, then going to grandparents before repeating.
- Cousins
- First cousin then immediate family of cousin.
- Steps and In-laws
- Repeats above order for step-relatives and then moves to in-laws.
Document XXXX-01: The following is a rough translation of the Latin text engraved on the stone slab where the body SCP-XXXX was impaled rested upon.
I have killed them all
Their blood had to be spilled
They denied me what is mine
There was no other choice
You will understand soon
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held within a standard humanoid containment chamber, with the other Misters in Hall ██ of Site-██. Requests made by SCP-XXXX may be granted in reason as long as the requests do not teach the SCP-XXXX anything unless required in which case only menial things are taught. Every twenty days, the teaching of SCP-XXXX shall be postponed for fifteen or more minutes before teaching SCP-XXXX something new. All researchers wishing to interview SCP-XXXX must give a notice three days ahead of time detailing what questions they will ask.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male humanoid , approximately 1.3 meters tall, weighing 58kg. SCP-XXXX is very humble, polite, and at times shy. SCP-XXXX has the ability to copy and perfect anything it learns. A tattoo reading Mr. Perfect, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment has been made out on his left forearm with a number three (3) on the top of his left palm as well as a star placed next to the three.
SCP-XXXX's ability to perfect anything has a very wide range, from mathematics to 'how to shoot a gun' (see Document XXXX-01). To learn how to do it, SCP-XXXX only needs to hear of it and doesn't require to visibly see the action to perform it. SCP-XXXX explains that despite being perfectly aware of what he can achieve, he has learned and perfected how to not be arrogant (this is a believed countermeasure to prevent SCP-XXXX from becoming hostile). SCP-XXXX is incapable of learning anything which can't be done by living, biological human male (i.e. Possess female-centric traits, perform actions belonging to other SCPs, etc.).
In the case where SCP-XXXX does not learn anything new within twenty-four (24) hours, subject begins to forget how to do certain actions starting with the most recent to involuntary actions such as breathing. The rate of this forgetting is about one skill every three minutes, possibly faster as time goes on. SCP-XXXX is incapable of relearning any abilities or skills lost this way (see Document 02 for full list) and mentions to feel severe and painful headaches whenever this happens.
SCP-XXXX states it has a limit to the number of skills it can remember and perform, stopping at thirty (30). Afterwards, the next skill will cause the first skill to be forgotten (which would be cognitive thinking according to SCP-XXXX).
SCP-XXXX was recovered from a circus after being its star performer for two (2) years. SCP-XXXX explained it was able to leave Dr. Wondertainment by apparently convincing other Little Misters to distract personnel on site. SCP-XXXX then managed to lead others away as well. SCP-XXXX then goes on to say that they all went their separate ways after that and is unaware of where the others are.
Addendum-01: This note was found in the room SCP-XXXX had while performing prior to initial containment. It should be noted that paper is torn and possibly doesn't have all information.
Congratulations! You've just found yourself your own super rare-edition Little Mister, from Dr. Wondertainment! These guys are so rare that it's amazing you got one! Keep teaching Mr. Perfect and see just how amazing he can be!!!
Find them all and become Mr. Deluxe!!
01. Mr. King
02. Mr. Doctor
03. Mr. Perfect ✔
04. Mr. Woman
05. Mr. Art
Document-01: Below is a list of skills SCP-XXXX has learned and inevitably perfected. Italicized skills are ones given to SCP-XXXX in order to sustain it (please only have the last three skills taught by the Foundation on the document to maintain size).
- Being humble and polite
- Mathematics
- Shooting firearms
- Disarming others
- Scientific Method
- Play Blackjack
- Read body languages
- Properly apply sunscreen
- Swim
Document-02: Below is a list of skills SCP-XXXX has lost since the lost event of forgetting abilities. According to SCP-XXXX, there have been a total of three times where it has lost abilities.
- Translating languages - Lost after first day of initial containment.
- Walking on a Tightrope - Lost after first day initial containment.
- Housekeeping - Lost after first day initial containment.
- Obeying orders - Lost during time at Dr. Wondertainment
- Incredible strength and speed - Lost during time at Dr. Wondertainment
- Leading others - Lost after first day of escaping Dr. Wondertainment
- Hiding - Lost after first day of escaping Dr. Wondertainment
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Guards are to be situated one hundred (100) meters two hundred (200) meters away from SCP-XXXX. They are to keep all civilians away from SCP-XXXX declaring the area under renovation, construction, or irradiated. Civilians who disobey are to be detained and given Class-C amnesiacs before their release. If a change occurs within SCP-XXXX, report this immediately and change procedures in response to alteration until new procedures are put in place. In the case where SCP-XXXX appears in another area, a containment task force team is to be sent in to secure the area while Mobile Task Force Team Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") ensures they are transferred to Foundation control.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an area located on Earth's surface which can't be interacted with through violent means. The length and width of SCP-XXXX are random while the height of SCP-XXXX always stops at the edge of the Stratosphere. All violent actions performed by an organic or inorganic creature cannot enter SCP-XXXX and instead phase through to the opposite end of where the violent strike took place. This effect also spreads to environmental events. Storms, harmful UV lights, solar flares, and explosions cannot enter SCP-XXXX.
Anything is capable of entering SCP-XXXX, but once inside, all organic creatures are incapable of inflicting harm to another. This includes fisticuffs, shooting, and even bacterial infections. People inside SCP-XXXX say that even though they know they can hurt someone else, the thought or desire to doesn't come to them. Machines programmed to perform violent actions inside SCP-XXXX are unable to due to the machine not recognizing the command despite being the only possible command.
Miscellaneous Notes: The first instance of SCP-XXXX was found about two hundred (200) meters south of Hiroshima, Japan, after the first atomic bomb detonated over the aforementioned city. Within SCP-XXXX was a small village community who should've been consumed by the explosion, but instead survived. All the villagers were given Class-C amnesiacs and were relocated prior to the Foundation's containment of SCP-XXXX (For a list of the locations of other instances of SCP-XXXX, see Document XXXX-01).
As of ██/██/████, the distance of personnel from SCP-XXXX is to increase from one hundred meters to one kilometer due to the incident where an agent failed to immediately detain a civilian due to the unexpected expansion of SCP-XXXX. If an expansion of SCP-XXXX happens again, report immediately and change positions to maintain procedure guidelines.
Addendum: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX it has been considered relocating many dangerous SCP to within SCP-XXXX in attempts to better contain them. However, due to the possibility of SCP-XXXX not affecting other SCPs and the closeness of SCP-XXXX to civilian areas, this suggestion has been put on hold until a more remote location of SCP-XXXX appears.
Document XXXX-01: The following lists all instances of SCP-XXXX.
Date found: |
Location: |
Size: |
Additional Notes: |
04/23/1982 |
Hiroshima, Japan |
465 x 300 meters |
All adults in village witnessed the detonation of the nuclear bomb from the inside, calling it "beautiful until it was gone". |
05/01/1984 |
Berlin, Germany |
30 x 25 meters |
An apartment building with Jewish families living inside. Survived Nazi anti-Semitic acts by remaining in SCP-XXXX. |
02/28/1990 |
Chicago, Illinois |
150 x 50 meters |
Plot of land caught within Great Chicago Fire, later caught in nearby car explosion. Buildings on other side of land from the explosion suffered burn marks. |
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 50 x 25 x 20 centimeter container. Container should be guarded at all times and only personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher are allowed to access SCP-XXXX. Four AAA bateries are to be left next to the container in case of experimentation.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a remote control belonging to the ████ ████ Cable Company. SCP-XXXX is capable of distorting time through use of specific buttons located on SCP-XXXX (See addendum 01). The spherical range of SCP-XXXX's effect depends on the amount of power in the batteries (200 meters at full charge to 1 meter before batteries die) nor can the area of effect be breached from the outside unless the user of SCP-XXXX leaves. The time-altering abilities of SCP-XXXX do not affect the user of SCP-XXXX. Use of SCP-XXXX seems to cause people to watch TV more often and often complain that there's no time to watch their shows.
Miscellaneous Notes: SCP-XXXX was retried from ████ ███ electronics in ████, ██████ after a woman brought the remote in with a complaint. The woman said that the remote wasn't recording, pausing, or going forwards or backwards although the other buttons worked fine. In an attempt to test the remote, the clerk pressed the pause button, inadvertently activating an ability of SCP-XXXX and causing everyone around him to freeze in time. Panicking, the manager called the police, but the call was intercepted by an Agent of Mobile Task Force team Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") who proceed to call in a team to retrieve the anomalous object.
The team was unable to breach the area of effect until the clerk who activated SCP-XXXX exited the area. After retrieving SCP-XXXX, Class-C amnesiacs were given to everyone in the electronics store.
Addendum 01: Testing with SCP-XXXX have revealed the following abilities