A sink faucet/showerhead that vends "slowed" water. When water is fed through the head/faucet, it becomes SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is identical to normal water on a molecular level, but all of its molecules move half as fast as circumstances would suggest, in apparent violation of the laws of physics. When a force is applied, except for that exerted by gravity {I'd need help from someone better than me at physics to name all other possible exceptions, such as friction or the normal force. In this part I'm pretty much just talking about something like a person or machine working to exert a force on it}, the effects will begin once the force ceases. For example, when a water balloon filled with SCP-XXXX-1 is thrown, it will move as expected until it leaves the hand of the thrower, at which point it will follow the normal arc at half the velocity physics dictates. Effects cease if SCP-XXXX-1 transitions to a state of matter other than liquid. {Also something I'll probably have to address is that temperature is basically just molecular movement, so the slowing property will probably affect the freezing/evaporating temperature too. I'll probably need help from the more physics-inclined there as well.}
Item/Phenomenon that, when activated, wholly nullifies the inertia of the user. Unfortunately, the Earth on which they stand still revolves at 30 km/s around the Sun, and rotates at 1670 km/h. Sort of speaks for itself, RIP D-class, as well as most things in their way. The item would have to stay behind and maintain normal inertia, or it would just fly into space along with the user the first time it's used outside (or, rather, the Earth would fly into space). I could make it a name tag that activates when stuck on to someone, to make the Freeze Tag name work, if that's not too on-the-nose (which it probably is). Or, I could have the phenomenon manifest in connection somehow to an actual game of freeze tag. Or neither, whatever, I try to be flexible.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a contagious phenomenon, manifesting in infected individuals (henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) in the form of a number of anomalous effects. Investigation into the potential pathogenic or cognitohazardous nature of SCP-XXXX-1 is ongoing, and inconclusive as of yet, as is investigation regarding the possible sentience of the phenomenon. Upon infection, SCP-XXXX-1 individuals report that they are being communicated with by an unknown source. This communication has begun within two hours of infection in all recorded cases. The form this instruction takes varies from one SCP-XXXX-1 instance to another, the most common being verbal communication, and written communication appearing on nearby surfaces. In all instances, this communication is only perceivable to the SCP-XXXX-1 instance. This communication takes the form of instructions
Recovery:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Neutralized (Provisional)
Special Containment Procedures: Having ceased anomalous activity since entering containment, SCP-XXXX has been provisionally classified as Neutralized, amnesticized, and returned to its home. Covert observation will continue for at least 60 days for any resumption of anomalous behavior, after which its status as Neutralized will be finalized.
ect Class:** Neutralized (Provisional)
Description: SCP-XXXX is an adult male of Guatemalan descent, formerly known as Juan Carlos Velasquez. SCP-XXXX exhibited an anomalous inability to satiate hunger. Regardless of the quantity of food or fluids ingested, SCP-XXXX exhibited increasing signs of starvation and dehydration. Following Foundation apprehension, SCP-XXXX resumed standard metabolic function and does not exhibit any apparent anomalous behavior.
Recovery: Velasquez's first began to exhibit anomalous behavior on 13/4/2019. He was admitted to █████ ████ Hospital in █████, Oklahoma for dehydration, 2 days after the onset of his anomalous qualities. Velasquez's wife and mother reported that he had consumed all of the food in their family home, as well as 6 gallons of water, but continued to experience an increase in hunger and thirst. Administration of intravenous fluids by local medical professionals proved effective at preventing dehydration, but the onset of starvation continued unabated. Velasquez's case obtained media attention after he was apprehended for breaking into the kitchen of the hospital at which he was obtaining treatment. When it was made known that he had consumed every food item in the kitchen's food storage in a single night, he was taken into Foundation containment and designated as SCP-XXXX. Testing upon arrival at Site-██ indicated a cessation of all anomalous effects. After 60 days of on-site observation yielded no indication of anomalous qualities, SCP-XXXX received a provisional designation of Neutralized, to be finalized after an additional 60 days of off-site observation.