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SCP-XXXX-J in containment unit.

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J shall be kept in a 3x3x3 meter containment unit similar to plains, as well as a small pool of water in the corner to simulate a natural environment. It shall also be fed some grass daily. During testing/interviews, the tester(s)/interviewer(s) shall/will go into SCP-XXXX-J's containment unit, and kneel or crouch down to speak to it. But don't be too condescending about it! It knows it's small!

Description: SCP-XXXX-J appears to be an anomalous capybara, the largest member of the rodent family. Its anomalies are currently unconfirmed, but tests/interviews reveal that it appears as if SCP-XXXX-J causes those around it to be frightened by it.

SCP-XXXX-J is mostly harmless, though if it feels threatened it will proceed to attack whoever/whatever it thinks is the threat. It also appears to be far-sighted, evidence being whenever testers/interviewers/feeders enter the unit, it is startled when he/she/they walk(s) up to it.

Addendum XXXX-J:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J

Interviewer: Professor C█████

Foreword: Professor C█████ attempts to confront SCP-XXXX-J.

<Begin Log>

Professor C█████: H-hello…

SCP-XXXX-J: [capybara noises]

Professor C█████: I… I'm sorry, but I… didn't quite get that… could you please repeat?

SCP-XXXX-J: [more capybara noises]

Professor C█████: Uh… I… I don't-

SCP-XXXX-J: [somewhat angry capybara noises]

Professor C█████: I think I angered it…

SCP-XXXX-J: [proceeds to waddle up to Professor C█████]

Professor C█████: What… what are you doing..?

SCP-XXXX-J: [begins slightly nibbling on Professor C█████'s leg]

Professor C█████: AH! OH GOD! IT'S- IT'S ATTACKING ME! OH THE PAIN! MY LEG! IT'S TEARING MY LEG'S FLESH OFF!!!

SCP-XXXX-J: [stops nibbling and begins licking his leg]

Professor C█████: IT'S SAMPLING THE TASTE, NOW!!! OH NO!!!

Professor C█████: [runs out of containment unit]

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Professor C█████ appears to be irrationally afraid of SCP-XXXX-J for unknown reasons.

Addendum-XXXX-J-A:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J

Interviewer: A███ C███

Foreword: New employee, A███ C███ asks SCP-XXXX-J questions, including its motivation.

<Begin Log>

A███ C███: (To overseer) No! I'm not doing this! This is stupid!

Overseer: Come on! We've got no one else to do this!

A███ C███: No! I'm not talking to a freaking capybara! I mean come on!

Overseer: Just do it!

A███ C███: okay fine you don't have to yell…

A███ C███: Okay… so… SCP-XXXX-J… do you know where you're at?

SCP-XXXX-J: [capybara noises]

A███ C███: Aaaaaand, that's exactly what I expected…

A███ C███: It's not gonna respond! IT'S A CAPYBARA!

SCP-XXXX-J: [more capybara noises]

A███ C███: Fine, uh… what is your motivation, what is your goal?

SCP-XXXX-J: [loud capybara noises]

A███ C███: Is… is that an intimidation method?

A███ C███: Because it's working…

SCP-XXXX-J: [waddles toward A███ C███]

A███ C███: St-stay back…

SCP-XXXX-J: [continues waddling]

A███ C███: GO! SHOO! I KNOW NINJUTSU! I HAVE NUNCHUCKS!!!

SCP-XXXX-J: [waddles faster]

A███ C███: NO!!! GET THE MUTANT RAT AWAY!!!I DON'T LIKE IT!

SCP-XXXX-J: [is close enough to A███ C███ to kill him]

A███ C███: IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO KILL ME!!!

Overseer: Sir, please calm down…

A███ C███: I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN YOU GET THE HAIRY PIG AWAY FROM ME!

Overseer: Okay, okay, end the interview…

<End Log>

Closing Statement: See Addendum XXXX-J closing statement.

Addendum XXXX-J-B:

Test A - June 9, 2000
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Giving SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and no meat.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J disliked the taco and terrorized half of the Foundation by throwing a tantrum.
Analysis: Do not give SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and no meat.

Test B - June 10, 2000
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Giving SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and meat.
Results: See Test A.
Analysis: Do not give SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and meat.

Test C - N/A
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Scolding SCP-XXXX-J for terrorizing half the Foundation twice.
Results: N/A
Analysis: We need to man up and actually do it.

Test D - August 1, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Bringing SCP-420-J in contact with SCP-XXXX-J.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J just kinda stood there and didn't do much.
Analysis: Not quite sure what we expected to happen.

Test E - September 14, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Launching SCP-XXXX-J into SCP-727-J with SCP-1543-02.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J went up 10 feet, and crashed into the ground not far from firing spot.
Analysis: It appears as if SCP-XXXX-J has an anomalous weight/control(?) against gravity.

Test F - September 22, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Introducing SCP-XXXX-J to SCP-682.
Results: SCP-682 attempted to kill SCP-XXXX-J to SCP-XXXX-J's detriment. SCP-XXXX-J was then quickly taken out. Carefully.
Analysis: Do not bring not only SCP-XXXX-J but basically anything in the range of SCP-682.