Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J shall be kept in a 3x3x3 meter containment unit similar to plains, as well as a small pool of water in the corner to simulate a natural environment. It shall also be fed some grass daily. During testing/interviews, the tester(s)/interviewer(s) shall/will go into SCP-XXXX-J's containment unit, and kneel or crouch down to speak to it. But don't be too condescending about it! It knows it's small!
Description: SCP-XXXX-J appears to be an anomalous capybara, the largest member of the rodent family. Its anomalies are currently unconfirmed, but tests/interviews reveal that it appears as if SCP-XXXX-J causes those around it to be frightened by it.
SCP-XXXX-J is mostly harmless, though if it feels threatened it will proceed to attack whoever/whatever it thinks is the threat. It also appears to be far-sighted, evidence being whenever testers/interviewers/feeders enter the unit, it is startled when he/she/they walk(s) up to it.
Addendum XXXX-J:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J
Interviewer: Professor C█████
Foreword: Professor C█████ attempts to confront SCP-XXXX-J.
<Begin Log>
Professor C█████: H-hello…
SCP-XXXX-J: [capybara noises]
Professor C█████: I… I'm sorry, but I… didn't quite get that… could you please repeat?
SCP-XXXX-J: [more capybara noises]
Professor C█████: Uh… I… I don't-
SCP-XXXX-J: [somewhat angry capybara noises]
Professor C█████: I think I angered it…
SCP-XXXX-J: [proceeds to waddle up to Professor C█████]
Professor C█████: What… what are you doing..?
SCP-XXXX-J: [begins slightly nibbling on Professor C█████'s leg]
Professor C█████: AH! OH GOD! IT'S- IT'S ATTACKING ME! OH THE PAIN! MY LEG! IT'S TEARING MY LEG'S FLESH OFF!!!
SCP-XXXX-J: [stops nibbling and begins licking his leg]
Professor C█████: IT'S SAMPLING THE TASTE, NOW!!! OH NO!!!
Professor C█████: [runs out of containment unit]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Professor C█████ appears to be irrationally afraid of SCP-XXXX-J for unknown reasons.
Addendum-XXXX-J-A:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J
Interviewer: A███ C███
Foreword: New employee, A███ C███ asks SCP-XXXX-J questions, including its motivation.
<Begin Log>
A███ C███: (To overseer) No! I'm not doing this! This is stupid!
Overseer: Come on! We've got no one else to do this!
A███ C███: No! I'm not talking to a freaking capybara! I mean come on!
Overseer: Just do it!
A███ C███: okay fine you don't have to yell…
A███ C███: Okay… so… SCP-XXXX-J… do you know where you're at?
SCP-XXXX-J: [capybara noises]
A███ C███: Aaaaaand, that's exactly what I expected…
A███ C███: It's not gonna respond! IT'S A CAPYBARA!
SCP-XXXX-J: [more capybara noises]
A███ C███: Fine, uh… what is your motivation, what is your goal?
SCP-XXXX-J: [loud capybara noises]
A███ C███: Is… is that an intimidation method?
A███ C███: Because it's working…
SCP-XXXX-J: [waddles toward A███ C███]
A███ C███: St-stay back…
SCP-XXXX-J: [continues waddling]
A███ C███: GO! SHOO! I KNOW NINJUTSU! I HAVE NUNCHUCKS!!!
SCP-XXXX-J: [waddles faster]
A███ C███: NO!!! GET THE MUTANT RAT AWAY!!!I DON'T LIKE IT!
SCP-XXXX-J: [is close enough to A███ C███ to kill him]
A███ C███: IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO KILL ME!!!
Overseer: Sir, please calm down…
A███ C███: I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN YOU GET THE HAIRY PIG AWAY FROM ME!
Overseer: Okay, okay, end the interview…
<End Log>
Closing Statement: See Addendum XXXX-J closing statement.
Addendum XXXX-J-B:
Test A - June 9, 2000
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Giving SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and no meat.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J disliked the taco and terrorized half of the Foundation by throwing a tantrum.
Analysis: Do not give SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and no meat.Test B - June 10, 2000
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Giving SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and meat.
Results: See Test A.
Analysis: Do not give SCP-XXXX-J a taco in a hard shell, with cheese, onions, and meat.Test C - N/A
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Scolding SCP-XXXX-J for terrorizing half the Foundation twice.
Results: N/A
Analysis: We need to man up and actually do it.Test D - August 1, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Bringing SCP-420-J in contact with SCP-XXXX-J.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J just kinda stood there and didn't do much.
Analysis: Not quite sure what we expected to happen.Test E - September 14, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Launching SCP-XXXX-J into SCP-727-J with SCP-1543-02.
Results: SCP-XXXX-J went up 10 feet, and crashed into the ground not far from firing spot.
Analysis: It appears as if SCP-XXXX-J has an anomalous weight/control(?) against gravity.Test F - September 22, 2001
Subject: SCP-XXXX-J
Procedure: Introducing SCP-XXXX-J to SCP-682.
Results: SCP-682 attempted to kill SCP-XXXX-J to SCP-XXXX-J's detriment. SCP-XXXX-J was then quickly taken out. Carefully.
Analysis: Do not bring not only SCP-XXXX-J but basically anything in the range of SCP-682.