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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be stored in a standard low-value anomalous item container. Any Class-D personnel assigned to testing SCP-XXXX must be monitored and talked to until the test has ended. SCP-XXXX-B broadcasts are to be tracked down by Field Agents who are ordered to shut the broadcast down from public television.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for two anomalies that are connected to eachother, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B.

SCP-XXXX-A: SCP-XXXX-A is the designation of many different news papers printed on standard US printed paper. The papers are usually around 30 pages long and the paper is titled "Daily SCP News". The newspapers describe different events regarding the Foundation itself, including both different objects in Foundation custody as well as staff. The usual order of the newspapers are:
1. The feature story.
2. Around 8 pages of other news.
3. Advertisements.
4. Cartoon comic strips.
5. The weather of the day.
The events described in the news will occur at the time described in the story and the weather described will also be the weather of the day. All instances of SCP-XXXX-A change to a new "issue" after every day at around the same time when news papers are delivered in the United States. The comic strips also feature different SCP objects (usually sentient and sapient) acting in a comic relief way. When an individual reads one of the instances of SCP-XXXX-A, they will not question what is described in the news stories at all and will ignore anything that occurs other than the content inside SCP-XXXX-A.

The individual will be convinced to read SCP-XXXX-A until they have read the entirety of the SCP-XXXX-A instance. Individuals can however be forcefully removed from instances and they seem confused after being removed. The effect also occurs if a photograph of SCP-XXXX-A is read but photographs of SCP-XXXX-A instances do not change "issue". Video logs do not cause the effect to happen either. The advertisements usually show off pictures of SCP objects that are small and considered "helpful" by the description of the object in the advertisement. No new SCP-XXXX-A instances have been found since their first discovery.

SCP-XXXX-B: SCP-XXXX-B is a news program very similar to SCP-XXXX-A having been reported to be broadcasted in North America and Northern and Western parts of Europe, approximately 10% of households in North America and 5% in Europe get broadcasts of SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-B has almost the same name as SCP-XXXX-A, "Daily SCP News Live". Content of SCP-XXXX-B is different than SCP-XXXX-A in that it focuses more on gossip, celebrity "scandals" (the "celebrities" usually being shown as humanoid SCP objects) and sports news.

The hosts of SCP-XXXX-B programs appear as Foundation personnel although all personnel that have been seen have claimed to have never had any involvement with it, investigations have revealed that none of the personnel have been involved with SCP-XXXX-B. Just like SCP-XXXX-A, the events described on SCP-XXXX-B happen in real time. At the end of SCP-XXXX-B broadcasts a phone number will be displayed with the text "If anything was done wrong or if you have any complaints, call this number:" with a seemingly random US telephone number at the end of each broadcast. If the number is dialed and called it will reach an entity referring itself as Dr. Center. Dr. Center will then ask the individual who called the number and what Foundation facility they want to connect to.

All Sites and Areas are available to choose. To "connect" to a Foundation Site or Area the caller must state if they want to connect to an Area or a Site and then enter the designated of the Site/Area on the phone the caller is using. When the caller has reached a Site/Area, an entity referring itself as a Foundation researcher will ask for the caller to point out any errors from the most recent SCP-XXXX-B broadcast, make a request for things to talk about or complain about something from the most recent broadcast of SCP-XXXX-B. Any future broadcasts of SCP-XXXX-B will have appeared to followed after what any callers have requested, complained about etc. and do different things of what they've said even if it has nothing to do with news no matter how odd for a newsprogram the things the caller(s) have said.

Interview: The following is an interview done with the self-procclaimed site director of Site-11 whom claims to be the actual director of Site-11, but that claim has been disproven by testing.
Researcher ████████: Hello? I have called here to make a request.
Site-11 Site Director ██: Aye Mister, what is this request?
Researcher ████████: I'd like to ask some questions, first of all, who are you people?
Site-11 Site Director ██: *laughs* We're the SCP Foundation! We secure items and report about it so everyone can feel safe!
Researcher ████████: But ██, do you not realize that the Foundations information is top secret and classified from the general public?
Site-11 Site Director ██: What? No, no, people need to know about this for safety reasons, we can't lie straight at their faces mister.
Researcher ████████: Well… I guess we'll go to the second question, where did you come from?
Site-11 Site Director ██: Where we came from, sir? We're humans, this Foundation was founded by "The Man" in *UNINTELLIGABLE*.
Researcher ████████: "The Man?" Site Director what happened?
Site-11 Site Director ██: Sorry, The Man demands us to shoot another report, gotta go now mister.
Researcher ████████: But, all questions haven't been asked yet.
The Site-11 Site Director ended the call and at every new call attempt a message from a female voice saying "Terribly sorry sir or madam but we're currently working on something, call again later and stay safe." would play.