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The storage of Supermarket ██████, shortly before MTF Xi-5 started fumigation protocols.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid [Keter reclassification pending]

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained by Mobile Task Force Xi-5 ("Nasty Fumigators") disguised as civilian fumigators, nests of SCP-XXXX must be sanitized and/or incinerated alongside with single SCP-XXXX-1 instances, former nests must be buried in dirt and affacted buildings will be surveyed for a minimum of 10-11 days including it's beauty products (including hygienic products as of 2/12/20██.See Addendum XXXX-B). If any unusual news about possible uncontained SCP-XXXX-3 are to be found, Foundation operatives are to search and cover info if SCP-XXXX-3 and SCP-XXXX-2 are confirmed. Said operatives must be wearing a gas mask at all times and avoid contact with SCP-XXXX-2 and -3 instances. SCP-XXXX-2 (including SCP-XXXX-3) instances are to be destroyed, their remains must be incinerated and their location to be sanitized to avoid any kind of infection.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation of an anomalous sub-species of the Periplaneta australasiae. SCP-XXXX-1 are said instances which are distributed across Urban Areas. Nests of SCP-XXXX-1 usually appear near supermarkets and shopping centers. SCP-XXXX-1 are 23–35 mm in length and have an unusual neon line1 in the lower part of the prothorax. SCP-XXXX's behaviour show nothing out of the ordinary2 with the exeption of horomone excretion as SCP-XXXX-1 instances have a distinct smell extremly similar to shampoo and other washing products. Every summer season will cause SCP-XXXX-1 to undergo Event XXXX-Alpha.

Event XXXX-Alpha: In this event, every SCP-XXXX-1 instances affected by Event XXXX-Alpha will search for beauty products (shampoo and perfume bottles, hand soap, etc.) inside the nearest supermarket or shopping center and will then perforate them with a (as of now unknown to any other periplaneta species) non-anomalous, syringe-like mouth organ and dispence a light brown substance into the beauty products.3 A secondary anomalous effect will cause the brand name of the beauty product to spontaneously change to "Arnulf's Almond Metamorphosis©: Remake your beauty like a butterfly", no known company shares this name. Infected products are hereby called SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX will then stop the event after they created ~10 SCP-XXXX-2 instances and/or were found in their process.

SCP-XXXX-2 have an identical smell to SCP-XXXX-1 and thus attracts costumers into buying SCP-XXXX-2. If the costumer (hereby called the subject) has entered a body of water and use SCP-XXXX-2, Event XXXX-Beta will trigger.

Event XXXX-Beta: If a subject uses SCP-XXXX-2 in a body of water, the fluids of SCP-XXXX-2 will start to self-replicate over the subject and trap it inside it.4 The subject will then stay in a coma-state inside the recently formed cocoon for aprox. 2 months. Event XXXX-Beta can be stopped if the smell of SCP-XXXX-2 is avoided [See Footnote 4] and then breaking the cocoon5.

After said 2 months, subjects will reach a "mature" state and break out of the cocoon. This instances(hereby called SCP-XXXX-3) are the former subjects which have been drastically, partially and irregularly mutated to the anatomy of several Periplaneta species and sub-species6. SCP-XXXX-3 will start to examinate their new body, followed up by small spasms of euphoria and bliss. SCP-XXXX-3 will seek beauty products daily and will be quickly agitated when withdrawing from it. SCP-XXXX-3 will use these beauty products for feeding, how they absorb nurtients from them is unknown. SCP-XXXX-3 will secrete SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 horomones making them a dangerous hallucinatory threat to unprotected subjects.

XXXX-3 Interview Log 001 - ██:██ to ██:██ :

Interviewer: Dr. Theodor ██████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-3 (formely local resident Kerlake █████)
Foreword:Ms. Kerlake was one of the first SCP-XXXX-3 instances caught by the Foundation after SCP-XXXX nests infected a local supermarket. Information about SCP-XXXX was ,at the time of the date, vauge.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Theordor: Hello, Ms. Kerlake █████?

SCP-XXXX-3: Oh! Hello sir! Quite nice to see someone new after so many months.

Dr. Theodor: Hi, i would like to ask a few questions.

SCP-XXXX-3: Hmmm, alri- Oh let me guess, you want to know how i became so beautiful?

Dr. Theodor: Uhh, yes. I want to know how you became so "beautiful".

SCP-XXXX-3: I ,of course, used this beautiful product the butterflies have crafted for me and my friends. "Arnulf's Almond Metamorphosis" it is called.

Dr. Theodor: Very well. Please continue.

SCP-XXXX-3: Then, the beautiful shampoo made from the butterflies' [DATA EXPUNGED] magnificently wraps around you and you start to be inside it, sleeping until beauty finally arrives.

Dr. Theodor: How was it inside it?

SCP-XXXX-3: I really can't remember, it was like a fever dream. Nothing important really, i have the beauty i always needed.

Dr. Theodor: Ok, you had mentioned that "the butterflies" had made the item you used to transformate. I would like to know more about them.

SCP-XXXX-3: I haven't seen the little pretty butterflies yet, but i remember some things about them i had in that beautiful dream. They had nice and vibrant colors, you could easily see them. They didn't talk, but it felt like they told me something, something along the charming lines of "Share! Beauty!"

Dr. Theodor: [Visibly Disturbed] I would uh… [Dr. Theodor pauses for a second] I think it's all for now.

SCP-XXXX-3: One more thing before you go sir.

Dr. Theodor: What is it Ms. Kerlake?

SCP-XXXX-3: Can you give me some shampoo? I haven't cleaned myself in weeks, it would be very nice of you!

Dr. Theodor: Sorry miss, but im afarid my higher-ups have forbidden me to give you any kind of beauty products.

SCP-XXXX-3: What!? I need it! Don't you know i'll lose the beauty i have without it!? [SCP-XXXX-3 starts dripping an unknown liquid from it's mouth]

Dr. Theodor: Again, im sorry Ms. Kerlake. But i cannot, do that-t.

[SCP-XXXX-3 repeatedly rams the window, barely damaging it]

Dr. Theodor:[Shaking, visibly scared] Ms. Kerlake, p-please stop. Your getting n-nothing with this att-titude. [Dr. Theodor backs up away from SCP-XXXX-3]

Dr. Theodor: [Talking to Raulch ████ in the microphone] R-Raulch. I request you to open tthe interview door and terminate Ms. Kerlakee, we don't… I don't fucking want her thr-rashing around here.

[Security guard Raulch ████ does not response. Investigaton showed SCP-XXXX-3's horomones had leaked through the ventilation system and into the guard area, making Raulch hallucinate]

Dr. Theodor: Hey! You hear me or… oh fucking s-shit. [Dr. Theodor grabs the emergency lever, which produces an electric shock around the interview window]

[SCP-XXXX-3 falls as it's struck by the electricity, small sounds of crisp can be heared]

Raulch ████: What the crap, doc!?

Dr. Theodor: What the crap indeed! Why didn't you react to any of this!?

Raulch ████: She was just a very nice-looking lady! I would shoot you right were you are if you weren't a Level-3 Researcher.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Security guard Raulch ████ was quickly restrained and taken for interrgoation. Dr. Theodor ██████ was checked by local security guards and doctors soon after he escaped SCP-XXXX-3's research room. He was later diagnosed with mild Katsaridaphobia and has taken psychological treatment for 6 months until recovery.

XXXX-3 Interview Log 002 - ██:██ to ██:██ :

Interviewer: Dr. Javier ████.
Interviewed: D-5639.
Foreword: D-5639 was a test subject to the effects of SCP-XXXX-2, the cocoon which housed D-5639 was broken 3 days after D-5639 was affected by SCP-XXXX-2, leaving him in a state were he is neither human or a SCP-XXXX-3 instance.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Javier ████: Good Day D-5639.

D-5639: Fuck you. Thanks to your little experiment, they won't go away now.

Dr. Javier ████: What are you referring by "They"?

D-5639: Those roaches, it's like if they were invading my god-fucking mind, they are talking to me. They are saying something, but i don't understand what are they talking about or how do i know they are talking at all.

Dr. Javier ████: Hmm, very well then. Let's move on your dream experiences.

D-5639: Oh so you don't even give a fuck about the shit i went through? Give some humanity for fuck's sake.

Dr. Javier ████: D-5639, please remian calm. If you don't, i will have no choice but to call security.

D-5639: Well fine then. What were we you talking about anyways?

Dr. Javier ████: I would like to know your experiences inside the cocoon.

D-5639: Ugh, i don't know. I had this dream were i was in some '50s looking house, it was all white and black and shit. Hell, it even had that annoying infomercial music you could barely hear in the backround.

Dr. Javier ████: Very well. Please continue.

D-5639: And you know, there was that stereotypical happy family, i was the father. My "wife" said hi to me and gave me breakfast.

Dr. Javier ████: Anything happened after that?

D-5639: Im not even halfway yet to this damned experience. Then it started, there were like, sudden pictures of cramped spaces, full of cockroaches, they had like this… neon lines in their body? I ignored them, i sat down next to my dumbass son and he had this weird mouth, looked like they had mandibles inside them. Then i notice some few cockroaches running around, it gets weirder than that.

[D-5639 stops for 7 seconds and stares blankly to the floor]

D-5639: The numbers start to grow, they were leaking from everywhere, i couldn't even fucking see the ground. I don't know why i stayed calm like my family, i guess it was something there that clamed me, something beautiful.

Dr. Javier ████: Was it related to SCP-XXXX-2? The shampoo you used, i mean.

D-5639: Acutally, it did. And you know. It was peaceful, it was better than before. Maybe it was that beautiful smell.

Dr. Javier ████: What happened after that?

D-5639: Everything became cockroaches. Suddenly i was sitting in a chair made of roach organs, eating my cereal made from roach organs, my son right next to me started mutating into some huge roach and felt into the wave of cockroaches that were reaching my neck. I went to the cockroach-made bathroom to use my cockroach-made toothbrush like nothing is happening, my family were all extremly big cockroaches by now. But i didn't scream for help. I didn't want to escape. Because that smell man, that smell, it's pure, it's…

[D-5639 pauses]

D-5639: It was beautiful.

Dr. Javier ████: Uhh. Very well then. I think that's all for now.

D-5639: Hey, you know… Im sorry for what i said earlier, i don't know why i should be angry about what you did to me. It was a gift, i thank you for that.

Dr. Javier ████: Very well then D-5639. I accept the apology.

<End Log>
Closing Statement: 3 days after this interview, D-5639 had started to interact with personnel in a SCP-XXXX-3 manner. Autopsy on D-5639 showed a mutated part in his right pariental lobe growing notably fast. Giving an explination of the sudden change in D-5639's attitude.

Addendum XXXX-A: Research found out that SCP-XXXX does not feed, theories say that SCP-XXXX may feed from the acid SCP-XXXX-3 instances produce. If this is true, the population of SCP-XXXX-3 shall be killed off to prevent SCP-XXXX's growth.

Addendum XXXX-B: SCP-XXXX instances has been recently been found to have subspecies as of 2/12/20██. There has been cases of SCP-XXXX-1 infecting various hygienic products. Due of this, Keter classification is currently being decided.