Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside a standard polymer containment locker filled with high pressure local atmosphere (3 bar).
At least 2 functioning Geiger counters focused on the locker and 3 temperature probes at any one time.
Should maintenance is required then a remote crane is to lower a dome of non-anomolous lead209 over the locker.
Should any issues with containment occur, the containment zone is to be filled with molten plastic in order to prevent a containment breach.
Only plastic tools can be used within 64 meters of SCP-XXXX after incident-a8EhXI.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mass of lead209 isotope weighing 2 5 16 kilograms that emits alpha, beta and gamma radiation without actually loosing or changing its nucleic particles.
It "creates" ionising radiation without ever decaying, changing state or varying output of the radiation, how this process functions is unknown.
Any non-anomalous stable element that the objects radiation comes into contact with will attempt to create nucleic particles until it becomes an identicaly anomalous mass of lead209, this is only possible if SCP-XXXX is within 2 5 16 meters and temperature is above 45°C.
If these measures are not met then the non-anomalous lead's nucleus will quickly [REDACTED], further research is ongoing into the effects of this phenomonon.
Test log 01:
Material used: Iron
Mass of SCP-XXXX: 0.5Kg
Mass of substance: 0.5Kg
Temperature: 50°C
Outcome: 1Kg of SCP-XXXX
Time: 14 Minutes 27 Seconds
Note: This will stand as a benchmark for later tests. -Dr. ████████
Material used: Polonium
Mass of SCP-XXXX: 0.5Kg
Mass of substance: 0.1Kg
Temperature: 52°C
Outcome: 0.5Kg of SCP-XXXX, 0.1Kg of Polonium
Time: 30 Minutes
Note: Interesting… It seems to only work on elements with less atomic mass than itself. -Dr. ████████
Material used: Copper
Mass of SCP-XXXX: 0.5Kg
Mass of substance: 0.5Kg
Temperature: 23°C
Outcome: 0.5Kg of SCP-XXXX, Unknown element, [REDACTED]
Time: 0 Minutes 2 Seconds
Note: Lets not try that again… -Dr. ████████
Material used: Copper
Mass of SCP-XXXX: 0.5Kg
Mass of substance: 2Kg
Temperature: 78°C
Outcome: 3.5Kg of SCP-XXXX
Time: 23 Minutes 53 Seconds
Note: Huh, so higher temperatures effect the conversion some way. -Dr. ████████
Incident-a8EhXI: On 15/1█/██ during a breach of SCP-████ the automatic failsafe failed to be ennacted and the rooms air conditioning unit failed causing th room to not become filled with molten plastic, the on site securty forces didn't know this so left the area unprotected leading to SCP-████ taking shelter within SCP-XXXX's containment chamber, as a secondary effect of SCP-████ properties, the rooms temperature began to rise past the activation temperature and the assorted stable elements used in the security forces kit was transfigured into SCP-XXXX in a record time of 3 Minutes 14 Seconds, this is thought to be because ofthe higher then usual temperatures present. SCP-████ was recontained after another 2 hours and SCP-XXXX's mass became its current amount. Testing suspended until 17/0█/██.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained due to its current location, which is inaccurately located outside of earth's atmosphere and the fact that its broadcast is covered by most radio and background emmisions, disinformation campaign "Black Noise" is to be used to discourage the public against looking into or gaining knowledge of SCP-XXXX.
Area 384 has been set up in the national radio quiet zone, ████████ to monitor new broadcasts and enact "Black Noise" should it be deemed nesscesary.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown broadcast emanating from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, the signal appears to be bouncing off at least 75% of all the material in the belt, allowing the majority of the earth to be reached at any time.
Anyone who both hears and sees the broadcast will then freeze in their current position and will stay frozen until the broadcast ends. When questioned the subject will reference the entity viewed in that broadcast as a relatively well known person born between 1870 and 19██.
SCP-XXXX-1 to -5 are the entity's reportedly seen within the broadcast, All specimens appear as humanoids with fair skin and lacking facial features, with the exception of one specimen which cannot be accurately physically described.
Each instance has a usuall message thet they convey during their time in the signal that will compell the viewer to perform certain actions, regardless of lifestyle and personality.
Addendum: A list of identified variants of SCP-XXXX as of 12/07/17.
Designation |
Description |
Recorded broadcasts |
Usual content and reactions |
-1 |
-1 has only a mouth that has identical teeth and tongue to that of Winston Churchill in 1925 and from what we have been able to discover through questioning, that it wears a shirt or jacket made of black material. Further identification is hampered by the fact that only SCP-XXXX-1's head and shoulders are visible in the broadcast. |
37 |
-1's usual message contains inspirational quotes about never giving up and fighting on, subjects are compelled to locate a cuban cigar and attempt to light it with with English mustard. |
-2 |
-2 has only the left eye which is identical to retinal scans of █████ Knauss in 1982. It wears a blond wig possibly made of some sort of plastic, as the hair is reported to look "unreal and kinda fake" by all interviewed subjects. |
12 |
Subjects who viewed -2's broadcast have said they felt happier and those with depression showed no signs they had it afterwards, all subjects unanimously stated that "All she did was give life advice but… I feel so much better? Like it's just… Simpler". |
-3 |
-3 has only a nose that is identical to Buzz ██████ and Neil █████████, this is the only instance in which more than one entity will be seen at the same time, both are reported to be wearing a thick white fabric on their shoulder's. Its broadcast will only air if less than 5 people are capable of viewing it. |
73 |
Subjects exposed to -3 will attempt to prove or disprove the existence of extraterrestrial life with their previous views on the matter being the only factor as to whether they try to prove or disprove, actual content of message is unknown due to all subjects disappearing 2 months - 3 years after initial exposure and their unwillingness to give information, even under intense interrogation all subjects refuse to release the content. |
-4 |
It is unknown who -4 links to, but all subjects describe him as being Cristiano ███████. |
46 |
Core message is unknown due to subjects screaming, stopping for second only to chant "███████" while running to the nearest football and triying to injuring as many people as possible on their way before tripping over the football and fatally injuring themselves |
-5 |
-5 has only the right ear of Michael Jackson and is reported to be wearing a leather jacket by subjects, this instance will only broadcast if more than only one person is capable of viewing but this subject can then perform to more than 300 other people. |
9 |
After viewing, subject will take 24 hours to gather nessecary equipment for a Michael Jackson tribute and then procceeds to peroform a random selection of 5 songs that Michael sang. Note that subjects ability to sing or remember lyrics are not affected by the broadcast and original 'skill' remains. There is no core message recieved by the subjects with all interrogation leading to a reply that is a variation of "I don't know he just stood and stared at me". |
-6 |
[REDACTED] See Incident report-A for details. |
1 |
[REDACTED] |
Incident report-A: SCP-XXXX-6 has had only one recognised sighting as of 04/08/17 and was the entire reason SCP-XXXX was brought to the Foundation's attention.
The broadcast was live for a total of █6 hours, 55% (Group A) of people who viewed the broadcast collapsed to the floor due to a mix of exhaustion and dehydration. After 12 hours Group A fell into a comatose state that has not lifted since the event.
45% (Group B) stayed standing, with 15% (Group B1) not recognizing that anything had happened and had no side effects of exhaustion that group A had after the event, while the remaining 30% (Group B2) of those still standing began to panic and attempt to flee any structure they were confined within.
Group B2 39 people 5 people have been reported as missing after the event.
Who SCP-XXXX-6 is recognised as is unknown due to all living subjects being either missing or comatose after the broadcast
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX (Digital Cube)
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on a pedestal in a 2mX4.5mX4m locked room with a window to an observation room staffed with at least two (2) level 2 staff at any time, the observation room is to have:
- one (1) plastic copy of The entity with correct dimensions as of 27/08/07 30/09/16.
- one (1) film image of The object
- one (1) copy of SCP-XXXX dimensions from the most recent check noted on any non-electronic means
Both analogue and digital cameras are to be placed so that SCP-XXXX is in view of both at the same time, no forms of digital capture device are to be brought within 20m of SCP-XXXX.
Daily checks are to be performed on SCP-XXXX to verify that its dimensions have changed or if the objects properties have altered or stopped, this is completed by a D-class making contact with the copy and then looking adt SCP-XXXX, the new dimensions are then recorded and checked against the previous measurements.
Staff situated in the observation room are required to make physical contact with the copy of SCP-XXXX every twenty (20) minutes and have at least one (1) person viewing the digital feed for changes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 20cmX45cmX40cm█mX█.█mX█m cuboid that when viewed by anyone (known as "subject" herein) through any form of digital media including digital broadcast, PC monitor, or digital █████ will take the form of the last inanimate object the subject had physical contact within the previous 30 minutes but with altered dimensions that are relative to SCP-XXXX's current dimensions. This effect lasts as long as the subject has eye contact with SCP-XXXX and is viewed as the same object by all subjects in the room, with SCP-XXXX being the relevant object for the first viewer.
If not activated for longer than ██████ (██) minutes SCP-XXXX will enter a "growth" stage, expanding with a speed of 2cm cubed until it is activated by a subject, if no subject is found within thirty (30) minutes then the speed of growth will
double, this will repeat every 30 minutes until SCP-XXXX is activated (see Incident report-I)
Addendum: Incident report-I The following is a transcript from the digital live feed of SCP-XXXX's containment chamber.
[00:00:01] Feed is restarted after a large scale power failure causes emergency generators to start up as a result of containment breaches across site 19.
[00:30:00] Observation room still remains unoccupied and the objects growth stage begins.
[00:39:40] Feed is disrupted by Unknown means. Cross-checks with containment breaches in progress at the time are ongoing.
[00:41:27] Room is now staffed by three (3) personnel, digital feed is ignored as its purpose was unclear in previous iterations of containment procedures.
[01:30:00] SCP-XXXX is now "growing" at a dangerous rate, staff in observation room notice the feed is not responding so restart the feed, growth stops and the entity is stabilised.
Outcome: new containment procedures are created to including a window (for visual confirmation of size) and better instructions for use of the digital feed. The object now resides in its current containment chamber with the same dimensions as currently recorded
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The following SCP file (SCP-O5-J) has been classified TOP SECRET by order of the O5 Council.
UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL WILL BE TERMINATED UPON ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS FILE SCP-O5-J VIA MEMETIC KILL AGENT
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Do you wish to access Terminal Alpha-19-O5-J-B2-97-Omega-Delta-Beta-Safe-Euclid-Keter-Thaumiel-Explained-Neutralised-Apollyon-Embla-AndTheOtherOnes-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50-51-52-53-54-55?
yes
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Memetic lock agent activating.
are you fucking kidding me
What [REDACTED] did you just say about me, you [REDACTED]? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the [REDACTED], and I’ve been involved in [DATA EXPUNGED], and I have over ███ confirmed [REDACTED]. I am trained in [REDACTED] and I’m the top [REDACTED] in the entire [REDACTED]. You are nothing to me but just another [REDACTED]. I will [DATA EXPUNGED], mark my [REDACTED]. You think you can get away with saying that REDACTED] to me over the [REDACTED]? Think again, [REDACTED]. As we speak I am [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] so you better prepare for the storm, [REDACTED]. The [REDACTED] that wipes out the [REDACTED] little thing you call [REDACTED]. You’re [REDACTED], kid. I can be [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and I can [REDACTED] you in over [REDACTED] ways, and that’s just with my [REDACTED]. Not only am I extensively trained in [REDACTED] combat, but I have access to the entire [DATA EXPUNGED] and I will use it to its full extent to wipe [REDACTED] off the face of the continent, you [REDACTED]. If only you could have known what [REDACTED] your little “clever” [REDACTED] was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have [DATA EXPUNGED]. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re [REDACTED], you [REDACTED]. I will [REDACTED] all over you and you will [REDACTED] in it. You’re [DATA EXPUNGED], kiddo.
Extended life signs detected.
access Terminal Alpha-19-O5-J-B2-97-Omega-Delta-Beta-Safe-Euclid-Keter-Thaumiel-Explained-Neutralised-Apollyon-Embla-AndTheOtherOnes-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50-51-52-53-54-55
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O5-3HasAMassivePenis
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Please click on this command to visit the verification page.
jason i'm going to fuck you up the next time we meet i know that's a berryman-langford sleep meme from the link and i'm not inoculated against it. we don't even have proper verification pages. would it kill you to use the link shortener? oh wait it would, since you'd have to sift through the database with all the other memes, you arrogant fountain-hogging lizard-baiting 231 fetishist
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fuck you jason
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NONONO STOP STOP STOP CANCEL
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access SCP-O5-J
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SCP-O5-J (proposal)
Item #: SCP-O5-J
Object Class: Keter
Security Level: O5
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-O5-J must be visited by O5-6 and several other senior staff members every Saturday to ensure their "needs" are met and that they are contained effectively. SCP-O5-J will be held at their house, with permission to leave and interact with others as they please. SCP-O5-J is Keter because they may seek out and entrap other humans - this is permitted and O5-6 is to watch this process every time it occurs.
Description: SCP-O5-J is O5-6's mum.
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Jason this isn't funny, I'm sorry I sent that text to your sister but this has to stop. Please stop clogging up my approval queue with these fake entries and please stop implying that you had sex with my mother. You didn't. I know you didn't. I hope you didn't.
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god damn it
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