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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard Safe class containment locker. Testing with SCP-XXXX is only authorized with permission from and supervision by Dr. [Blank].

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a standard military kevlar bullet-proof vest. When SCP-XXXX is shot at, SCP-XXXX remains completely unharmed, but the last person who wore it, hereafter referred as SCP-XXXX-1, not including any possible current wearer, will get the damage as if it was them who were shot. This only applies to bullets, all other weaponry, including ████, blades, and arrows damages SCP-XXXX normally.

After approximately 4 hours since SCP-XXXX has been damaged with anything other than bullets, it repairs itself instantly.

When being worn, SCP-XXXX appears to weigh nothing, but when placed on a scale, SCP-XXXX weighs 2.72kg. When a fon is wearing SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 have reported feelings of weight on their shoulders.

SCP-XXXX was retrieved from a hitman found dead in their apartment. He was apparently stabbed to death while wearing the vest.

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