Specimens of SCP-SOAP-1, enlarged to show texture
Item #: SCP-SOAP
Object Class: Safe (pending Euclid)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-SOAP is contained in a concrete room, measuring 6 meters in length and width and 3 meters in height. The room is kept dehumidified at all times, and no liquids are allowed inside of containment.
Only forty-nine instances of SCP-SOAP-1 at most are allowed to be kept in storage for scientific purposes. Storage consists of a refrigerated safe with capsules to fit SCP-SOAP-1 inside of, and is subject to intense ultraviolet light 24/7. In addition, any instances of SCP-SOAP-1 more than four weeks old should be incinerated, and any liquids exposed to SCP-SOAP-1 must be irradiated and disposed of.
Description: SCP-SOAP bears the physical appearance of a porcelain jar made to hold bathroom items. Embossed onto SCP-SOAP are the words "Bocal du Savon" and other floral designs. The texture of SCP-SOAP's surface is similar to that of porcelain, although microscopic sight shows that the porcelain is actually a conglomerate of bone and hard tissues, as well as [DATA EXPUNGED] matter. The material is extremely durable, taking several hours with a dental drill to extract a small portion.
SCP-SOAP will spawn a specimen of SCP-SOAP-1 periodically, lasting three hours to six days between generating SCP-SOAP-1. SCP-SOAP-1 appears to be an ordinary Lush Bath Bomb™, which can come to in many various colors and flavors. The texture of SCP-SOAP-1 does not differ from that of a Lush Bath Bomb™, although its composition is made up of millions of spores containing an incubating organism, labeled SCP-SOAP-2. The time it takes for the effect to occur depends on the consistency of the liquid it is exposed to, particularly solvent properties and temperature. This makes hot bathwater an ideal vessel for SCP-SOAP-1.
When SCP-SOAP-1 is put into a body of water, the object will begin a process. As SCP-SOAP-1 dissolves, the spores within it release SCP-SOAP-2 and aerosolize an unknown and invisible compound, breathed in by unsuspecting humans inside of the water. The compound causes victims to experience lethargy and muscular relief to a degree that causes the victim to go into a state of deep sleep. After which the victim has been rendered to lower consciousness, SCP-SOAP-2 will travel into its host's bloodstream via skin pores, where it will multiply exponentially and feed on organic matter. When the colony of SCP-SOAP-2 are "finished" with their prey, it will travel into a drain and into the sewer, where sewage treatment is insufficient in sterilizing SCP-SOAP-2 and travel to other households. SCP-SOAP-2 is destroyed instantly when exposed to ultraviolet light and briefly glows in its presence.
Addendum-SOAP-01: SCP-SOAP was discovered in ██████ after a family reported a foul odor coming from their adjacent household. When an inspector entered the house, a putrefied body covered in thickened foam was found inside of the bathroom, missing most of its internal organs and outer skin. After retrieving the body and searching the residence, [DATA EXPUNGED] of the plumbing. This required the Foundation to evacuate the every resident within a block around it, using the conveniently high amount of hydrogen sulphide and ammonia in the air.
Addendum-SOAP-02:
On ██/██/2015, a report of an incident similar to that of Addendum-SOAP-1 in a residential area prompted the Foundation's involvement at the site. MTF Psi-7 yielded that SCP-SOAP-2 was concentrated in several items that were previously unknown of SCP-SOAP-1's appearances, including a Brita filter and a bath pumice. Research is ongoing as to SCP-SOAP-1's possible form changing property.
Item #: SCP-xxxx
Object Class: Euclid (formerly Safe)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is contained in a space measuring one meter each in width, length and height. The space is within a safe lined in a thick layer of steel alloy, capable of withstanding intense heat and explosive force. No less than four armed guards are allowed to be stationed near SCP-xxxx's containment chamber. Containment is accessible only using a Level 4 (or above) security level, including keycard and fingerprint identification.
Description: SCP-xxxx is a Garmin™ Global Positioning Device, originally made for navigating land vehicles. SCP-xxxx retains all the uses that a typical GPS of the same brand has, and can be recharged using an electric cable or two AAA batteries. The interior of SCP-xxxx do not possess any unusual components, and work normally when reassembled.
SCP-xxxx is indestructible to the elements of any location that it enters, which accommodates its primary property. When an address, place or coordinate is typed into the device inside of a wheeled vehicle, the vehicle will immediately disappear, instead teleporting to the exact location that SCP-xxxx has been given. Still frames of using SCP-xxxx found that SCP-xxxx operates by creating a minute rift in space at its location which connects to the location that SCP-xxxx is directed to travel to, which the vehicle exits out of driving at speeds of more than 170 km/h without pressure on the vehicle's gas pedal. Entering a particularly specific address is prone to teleporting into dangerous areas, although SCP-xxxx will resist the effects of such areas and can be recovered from.
Addendum xxxx-1: During one test of SCP-xxxx's properties, a D-class personnel was placed within a 1999 Toyota Camry with SCP-xxxx. D-class personnel was told to enter an exact coordinate into SCP-xxxx, which were supposed to lead to Site-██'s courtyard. The D-class incidentally mistyped the coordinate for elevation and subsequently teleported half underground, crushing his body below the rib cage and destroying the car's engine. SCP-xxxx was not damaged by this incident, and was placed back into containment.
If materializing into the ground just replaces you with dirt, shouldn't materializing into thin air just… fill you with air? It's plausible that rather than just appearing there, that the vehicle travels where the device says through some interdimensional gobbledygook. - Dr. Milosevic
Addendum xxxx-2:
On ██/██/12, a disgruntled office employee approached SCP-xxxx's containment room after assembling a machine pistol in the restroom, and began to fire at unarmed guards and workers. The employee proceeded to steal SCP-xxxx and escaped the building to hijack a fuel truck, and finally used SCP-xxxx to make it travel inside of his office which caused it to combust violently. SCP-xxxx was unharmed, though 20% of the building had sustained major structural damage. Armed guards are now stationed in SCP-xxxx's containment to prevent further attempts at obtaining SCP-xxxx for destructive purposes.
Addendum xxxx-3:
A Level 3 researcher was given permission to enter a Foundation-issue vehicle with SCP-xxxx and given coordinates to Site-██'s botanical garden. The vehicle teleported as expected, but did not emerge in the botanical garden as expected. The vehicle's tracking signal revealed that its last location was on the peak of K2, which disappeared shortly afterwards. MTF Lambda-5 "Runaway Vacation" was dispatched to search the Himalayas for SCP-xxxx.
Addendum xxxx-█:
Following the events of ██/██/2014, SCP-xxxx was returned to Foundation custody and has been categorized as a Euclid-class object. SCP-xxxx was transferred from its original site to its current containment means, and currently only Level 4 Foundation personnel can access the device. Site Director ███████ has been relocated into a more secure headquarter under Foundation custody. Involvement with the Chaos Insurgency is suspected but unconfirmed.
Item #: SCP-xxxx-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Should civilian sightings of SCP-xxxx-J surface, Mobile Task Force Upsilon-5 (Good Samaritans) call for suppression of SCP-xxxx-J over news sources and social media, using a cover story of the material contained in SCP-xxxx-J being harboring toxic chemicals to cause a mass recall.
An original copy of SCP-xxxx-J is contained in Site-██ for scientific archive, though it is to be monitored constantly by figure of the Catholic and Eastern Orthodoxy Church, several religious "brothers" and an overly pious member of the ████████ Baptist Church, clad in several layers of Advent-colored clothing in an environment that measures more than 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
Description: SCP-xxxx-J is a drinking apparatus created and distributed by a company designated by the Foundation as GOI-017, only known to the public as "Starbucks", in response to Christmas holiday. The item consists of a red disposable cup made of paper and plastic, although its anomalous effect emanates solely from an insignia that is embed onto the center of the cup's exterior. The insignia is surmised to have an "acquired visual", where similarly to certain foods common in everyday life that only a certain population are able to taste differently or in this case - view the insignia of SCP-xxxx-J differently.
Descriptions of how the insignia appears vary, although people of all ethnicities and spiritual backgrounds within the 93-110 IQ range often compare it to a "mermaid", a "woman with curly hair" or no understanding of the significance of the symbol. Studies have proved that the effect of SCP-xxxx-J seeks target populations, most especially secluded communities that consist predominately of unintelligibly pious Christians which when evaluated about their understanding of the Bible failed to yield any comprehension.
An initial reaction experienced when the insignia of SCP-xxxx-J comes into view of one in the said target population often begins with rapid onset of tachycardia in 140/60 BPM and profuse sweating, before a sudden urge within those in an affected community to search for the nearest farming tools, firearms and sources of fire. Those affected will be meet symptoms of dread and terror, reflexively (and shakily) pointing their index fingers at the insignia with allusions to Satanism or heresy. The time from first contact to a localized SK-class Full-Blown-Mob-Rule Scenario can take from 3 to 48 hours and at this stage, an SCP-xxxx-J affected community is unable to be hindered in an newfound holy war against SCP-xxxx-J. Pragmatic solutions to such situations have failed, with the only means of stopping SK-class scenarios being either to wait for exhaustion to set in on a mob or lethal force.
Addendum xxxx-J-1: SCP-xxxx-J was discovered on 11/27/2015, in which at 12:00 AM Starbucks began to distribute imagery of SCP-xxxx-J, adhering to the company's terms and conditions that Christmas only turns commercially relevant 15 seconds after Thanksgiving ends. At 6:00 of 11/27/2015, numerous reports of a violent mob parading the insignia of SCP-xxxx-J coming from the nearby town of ███████ Lake, New York. (to be continued tbh)
Item #: SCP-xxxx
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Populations affected by SCP-xxxx are extremely difficult to revert to a sane state, but from every instance at least one SCP-xxxx-1 should be rehabilitated for later interviewing. Currently the primary means of containing instances of SCP-xxxx-1 is execution.
MTF Kappa-07 (Crowd Control) is a company-sized task force that is the main contingency for suppressing SCP-xxxx-1, and are allowed to use biological and chemical weapons in order to deliver with its objective. Currently a Foundation satellite is utilized to monitor target regions of the planet for outbreaks of SCP-xxxx.
Description: SCP-xxxx is a complex "foreign" neural oscillation or brain wave, which is not naturally produced but comes into effect within the human brain from an external source. A possible source of SCP-xxxx has yet to be discovered, though SCP-xxxx does not take a physical form. Outbreaks of SCP-xxxx are "flares" or "storms" created within what is presumably a physical noosphere, which was previously thought to be theoretical.
SCP-xxxx primarily affects rural or other sparsely populated areas and takes place once every three (3) to ten (10) weeks. Although the form of SCP-xxxx is invisible and impossible to observe, people interviewed about the events describe symptoms of SCP-xxxx having their hair raise and feeling static shocks, similarly to the conditions leading up to a lightning strike. The affected subject begins to feel loss of touch in their extremities which involuntarily constrict and contort. It is common for subjects to attempt to resist this effect, which usually results in violently colliding with objects or bones fracturing from torque of trying to hold down their limbs. SCP-xxxx causes tachycardia to set in until the subject is unconscious which the subject (if recovered) will have no memory of the events afterward. This first stage of infection by SCP-xxxx compromises the subject's entire nervous system, but preserves intelligence and motor skills entirely. After this phase, humans that enter an area affected by SCP-xxxx will not be infected.
Following the first stage of infection by SCP-xxxx, affected populations are considered SCP-xxxx-1, and will be extremely dangerous towards each other and uninfected people as well. SCP-xxxx-1 will use any items to kill one another, including firearms and their knowledge of how to use them. It is typical for victims to be tortured by other SCP-xxxx-1, mostly being flayed, immolated or amputated in a gruesome manner. Soon after an entire community is destabilized by SCP-xxxx, SCP-xxxx-1 will become "bored", and instead of killing each other congregate in a mob to seek other places to attack. SCP-xxxx-1 are unhindered in their murderous tendencies until they are neutralized or succumb to exhaustion, though they last slightly longer without sleep or sustenance than a typical human.
Addendum xxxx-WIP:
SCP-xxxx was first documented in Guyana in 1978 following reports of a cult killing an American congressman and several others in an ambush. The cult had been traced to an "Utopian Socialist" settlement near the site of the ambush where FBI had discovered attributes consistent with the to-be documented SCP-xxxx, prompting contact with the Foundation to contain the cult. The cult numbered in nearly a thousand people, and their settlement was heavily fortified.
In response, MTF Kappa-07 was founded and mobilized to Guyana to besiege the cult settlement. MTF Kappa-07 initially fought the cult with small arms fire and sustained 25 KIA before their reinforcement arrived, using an UH-1 Iroquois helicopter to disperse degradable cyanide gas over the perimeter. No members of the cult survived.
Addendum xxxx-01:
SCP-xxxx-2, as seen from above at lower levels of fog on 9/21/██
Starting from 12/14/██, a phenomenon started to occur along with SCP-xxxx in which an entity appears, emanating large amounts of fog to obscure the the entity as well as the entire community affected by SCP-xxxx. The entity has been identified as SCP-xxxx-2, and takes the appearance of a building under construction. The building typically has differences between each occurrence, but most times the building will exhibit minor upgrades and additions to the structure with each event of SCP-xxxx. As soon as an instance of SCP-xxxx expires, SCP-xxxx-2 dissipates along with the fog that it produces.
The building is constructed of components similar to concrete, rebar, insulation and other fundamental construction materials, though they are far more durable than typical renditions of the materials. Further analysis has shown that they are instead composed of human matter, such as ground bones or organs, calcified bodily fluids and such. SCP-xxxx-1 have recently been witnessed by MTF Kappa-07 during SCP-xxxx processing human bodies into construction materials and building SCP-xxxx-2 with them, but it is unclear as to what compels SCP-xxxx-1 to continuously build SCP-xxxx-2 or what purpose SCP-xxxx-2 serves.
In order to study the interior of SCP-xxxx-2, a single D-class personnel will be sent to an SCP-xxxx affected location to enter SCP-xxxx-2. The D-class will be fitted with one (1) two-way radio, one (1) live feed camera, one (1) multitool, one (1) water bottle and one (1) 9mm pistol with three extra magazines.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Addendum xxxx-01:
On 1/17/██, the following document was found in an abandoned building which had belonged to a logo that had been seen inside of SCP-xxxx-2. The building previously housed a laboratory, and the note had been found set under a globe.