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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Memetic suppression agents are currently being inserted into public radio and television broadcasts to prevent the formation of further SCP-XXXX instances. MTF Theta-72 ("Graybox") is currently assigned to monitor for possible Descartes events in progress, paying special attention to regions lacking electricity or otherwise isolated from broadcasts containing the suppression agent.
If the completion of a Descartes event is probable, all MTF members are ordered to evacuate out of visual and audible range of the event. Any personnel present during the completion of a Descartes event must immediately self-administer class-A amnestics kept on their person and submit to a solitary quarantine period no less than one month.

Description: SCP-XXXX is currently understood to be an anomalous thought. As such, any human capable of cognition is assumed to be capable of independantly creating SCP-XXXX. The likelihood of an individual thinking SCP-XXXX increases drastically with exposure to a Descartes event.

A Descartes event occurs upon cognition of SCP-XXXX. The subject (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) undergoes an immediate cessation of brain function, dying instantly. After approximately twenty (20) minutes, faint brain activity will resume, increasing gradually over the course of one to four hours, reaching peak values with overall brain activity exceeding █00% that of an average human. Once brain activity reaches this point, the Descartes event is complete and the subject [DATA EXPUNGED].

Past Descartes events have typically resulted in 60-██ casualties, and 80% of Descartes events have resulted in the creation of one or multiple new anomalous objects.