Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard anomalous item containment cell. Interaction with SCP-XXXX is not permitted outside of approved testing. All testing reports are to be submitted to Dr. Drake in writing. All testing is suspended until further notice. See Incident Report XXXX-B.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a bathroom stall of normal dimensions and appearance. The material it is made up of is not anomalous, but is a very advanced material similar to teflon. This material makes marking the stall virtually impossible without using electromagnets or damaging the stall.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest when it is damaged. After a period between 4 and 24 hours following SCP-XXXX being damaged, SCP-XXXX will return to its' undamaged state and a person who caused the damage will through anomalous means receive an injury consistent with the damage caused. This injury is most commonly received on the forearm, but has also been observed to appear on other parts of the body, including the face, torso, and genitals. See Experiment Log XXXX-A for an abridged record of experiments to date.
Testing shows that time until injury is related to the degree of damage to the object, the manner of causing the damage, and the number of people involved in the damage. A higher degree of damage or more direct means of damage to the object causes a shorter time until injury, and more people being involved causes a longer time until injury. Heavy damage to the object may cause the aforementioned properties to activate immediately, bypassing the usual 4 hour minimum.
Recovery Log:
SCP-XXXX was originally located in a building at █████████ State University and was discovered by the Foundation following attempted demolition of the building that contained it. Immediately upon demolition, the worker operating the equipment sustained heavy injuries, and expired shortly afterwards. The object was undamaged in the rubble. An agent embedded in the local hospital alerted the Foundation. The object was removed from the rubble, transported, and installed at its current location. Amnestics were administered, and the death was attributed to a workplace accident.
Test #: 1
Subject: D-33227
Test description: Subject was given a knife and instructed to write whatever he wished on the object. Subject carved a brief sentence asserting the promiscuity of the mother of one of his cellmates.
Time until manifestation: 5 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm
Notes: Confirmation of the object's anomalous properties.
Test #: 2
Subject: D-33234
Test description: Subject was given a 9mm handgun and instructed to fire at the object from a distance of 4 meters. Three snipers were standing by with weapons trained on the subject, and all involved personnel were wearing bullet-resistant gear as an added precaution.
Time until manifestation: 5.2 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm
Notes: Experiment performed to test whether the object responds to damage by ranged weaponry in the same manner as damage by hand tools. Damage caused appeared to activate the object's properties in a manner nearly identical to hand tools.
Test #: 3
Subject: D-33240
Test description: Subject was given a 9mm handgun and instructed to fire at the object from a distance of 10 meters. Three snipers were standing by with weapons trained on the subject, and all involved personnel were wearing bullet-resistant gear as an added precaution.
Time until manifestation: 6.2 hours
Location of injuries: Lower torso
Notes: Increased distance from the object appears to increase the time taken for the effects to activate.
Test #: 7
Subject: D-33240
Test description: Subject was given a 9mm handgun and instructed to fire at the object from a distance of 4.602 meters (15.1 feet). Three snipers were standing by with weapons trained on the subject, and all involved personnel were wearing bullet-resistant gear as an added precaution.
Time until manifestation: 6.2 hours
Location of injuries: Lower torso
Notes: Consistent with previous tests, the object seems to have a primary range of 15 feet (4.572 meters). If the individual damaging the object is standing outside this range, the effect will take significantly longer to activate.
Test #: 8
Subject: D-33287
Test description: A remotely controlled robot with a knife arm was placed in the testing chamber. Subject was placed in an observation room 100 meters away, subject was given the remote for the robot and was told to write something. Subject wrote "Call ███-███-████ for some fun." The phone number given was found to belong to subject's ex-girlfriend.
Time until manifestation: 7 hours
Location of injuries: Lower leg
Notes: Confirmation that remotely operated devices also activate the object's anomalous properties.
Test #: 9
Subject: D-33315
Test description: The robot from the previous test was programmed to carve a phrase on the bathroom wall. Subject was placed in an observation room and asked to press a button to activate the robot, without being informed of what it did. Subject complied.
Time until manifestation: 7.5 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm
Notes: Proof that conscious intent to damage SCP-XXXX is not required for anomalous effects to occur.
Test #: 14
Subjects: D-33340 and D-33342
Test description: Subjects were asked to hold a knife together and write something on SCP-XXXX. After some brief discussion, they wrote "█████ sucks".
Time until manifestation: 8 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm (D-33340)
Notes: Tests with multiple subjects appear to take consistently take longer, but there appears to be no consistent way to determine which subject will receive injury.
Test #: 16
Subjects: D-33392 and D-33395
Test description: Subjects were asked to hold a knife together and write something on SCP-XXXX. D-33392 volunteered for the request and chose the phrase to write. D-33395 initially declined, but was incentivized to participate. Subjects wrote "Death to ██████".
Time until manifestation: 7.8 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm (D-33392)
Notes: In situations where other factors are equal, intent seems to be a factor in determining who receives injury.
Test #: 23
Subjects: D-33724 and D-33727
Test description: Robot was placed in the testing chamber and the subjects were each given a button and instructed to press it. The robot was set up to carve a phrase only when both buttons were pressed.
Time until manifestation: 9 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm (D-33727)
Notes: Subject who pressed the button last received the injury, consistent with previous tests.
Test #: 24
Subjects: D-33826 and D-33828
Test description: Robot was placed in the testing chamber and the subjects were each given a button and instructed to press it. The robot was set up to carve a phrase only when both buttons were pressed, and to only check if buttons were pressed on 5 second intervals. D-33826 was told what the button did, while D-33828 was not. D-33828 pressed the button last.
Time until manifestation: 10 hours
Location of injuries: Forearm (D-33826)
Notes: Confirmation that intent is the determining factor in determining who receives injury in situations where other factors are equal.
On ██/██/20██, Dr. Drake came in person to examine a subject used in SCP-XXXX testing. Upon coming within 5 feet (1.524 meters) of the subject, he immediately sustained severe injuries covering his whole body, resulting in his death from trauma and bleeding within seconds. An extensive autopsy suggests injuries are consistent with all tests on SCP-XXXX to date. Request to reclassify SCP-XXXX as Euclid under review.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the risk of secrecy breach that SCP-XXXX poses, containment is to be considered a high priority. A list is to be maintained of the SCPs and children most likely to be targeted by SCP-XXXX, and these individuals are to closely watched. Additionally, the foundation is to market and distribute baby monitors under the [REDACTED] brand, which are fitted to detect SCP-XXXX and send a signal to the foundation when SCP-XXXX is detected. MTF-X is assigned to neutralize the SCP when detected, though normal agents may be substituted when MTF-X is unavailable.
Description:
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter!!!
Special Containment Procedures: All personnel that have been exposed to SCP-XXXX-J are to be offered amnestics of at least class-B strength, but up to and including class-E (total brain death). Personnel that refuse must have something seriously wrong with them, and are to be referred to the site psychiatrist for evaluation.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a list of films including "███ █████ █████████", "██████ ███ ██████", and "███",. These films are all memetic hazards of at least Alpha-Gimmell class, hence why it is very important that anyone exposed to these horrible travesties of filmmaking totally dangerous SCPs be given immediate access to amnestics.
Addendum 1: Seriously guys? There is no evidence suggesting that any of these films are anamalous. Terrible, maybe, but not anamalous. I know that this job is stressful, but I must remind you that amnestics are for containment purposes only, not for forgetting a bad movie.
Addendum 2: With all due respect sir, have you seen any of these movies? If you don't think they're a real SCP, then I think you should watch one. - Researcher
Addendum 3: Oh god, he literally just…to his…completely unironically. Why would someone make something like this? I take back everything I said, this is an extremely dangerous SCP and warrants amnestics, everyone just trust me on this, including future me. Now I'm off to get some amnestics myself.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: A single USB drive containing binary executable files of SCP-XXXX, as well as the Java source code, is to stored in a secure storage locker at Site-XX. Personnel with level 2/XXXX clearance or above may submit a request to check out the drive for testing.
All online forums are to be scrubbed by Foundation webcrawlers for mentions of SCP-XXXX. In the event that a probable SCP-XXXX instance is detected, MTF-X is to be sent to contain it.
Traffic cameras and traffic accident reports are to be monitored for SCP-XXXX-1 events. In the event of an SCP-XXXX-1 event being detected, agents are to contain all evidence of the event and attribute the damage to non-anomalous traffic accidents.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a game with the title "Crazy Cars Carnage". The game belongs to the racing genre. In it the player controls a car, and races on a course with several other AI-controlled cars. The other cars can be eliminated by ramming into them and damaging them beyond a certain amount, and the player's car can be eliminated in the same way, which results in a game over.
The game's anomalous effects manifest in approximately █% of people who play the game. After the player, hereafter referred to as subject, finishes the game and closes the application, there will be a period between 3 days and 2 weeks before anomalous activity.
After the aforementioned time period, an SCP-XXXX-1 event will occur. The SCP-XXXX-1 event will usually occur while the subject is driving, but may occur while the subject is outside of a vehicle, especially if they refrain from driving for an extended period of time. During an SCP-XXXX-1 event, 5 anomalous cars will appear. These cars are of the same makes and models as the cars in SCP-XXXX.
These cars will proceed to attack the subject and ram their vehicle. This continues until the vehicle has been sufficiently damaged, which results in the death of the subject in most cases. If the subject exits their vehicle, the cars will proceed to chase after and ram the subject rather than their vehicle. This has proven fatal in all recorded cases.
Following the incident, cars of the same makes and models at nearby car dealerships will show damage consistent with the damage on the car in the SCP-XXXX-1 event. Investigations have shown that these cars vanish at the start of the SCP-XXXX-1 event, and reappear at it's conclusion being damaged.