- So Fucking Huge
- Bubba Reid's Prized Angling Rod
- Uncle Daddy's House of Whores
- The Disappearance of Tel Bashir
- Button Birds
- A World All Our Own
- Do Not Disturb
- "Kill or Be Killed"
- To the Good People of /gif/
- Gerald Farregut
- The Hero
- Falcon Ridge High School Senior Year Book 2011
- Davy Jones, The Oceanic Conqueror
- Agent Harper
- Frosty, The Ever-melting
- The Murder Of Charles Greene
- Reigning Hide-And-Seek Champion
- Going Down
- Dominion Over One's Own Identity
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Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to remain locked in storage locker 47 at Site-21 in a disassembled state. SCP-XXXX is not to come into contact with water outside of approved testing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a freshwater fishing rod of the ████ ███ ████ brand. The object consists of the main rod, the reeling and line mechanism, and the lure and hook attached to the end of the line. These components can be disassembled and reassembled freely. If any component of SCP-XXXX is used in a different rod of the same make, the new rod will include the same anomalous properties of the original rod. The name "Frieda" is engraved on the handle.
Upon being cast into a body of water of any size, depth, or clarity, SCP-XXXX's lure will react as if being bitten by a fish within 60 seconds. When reeled in, a bluntnose minnow (Pimephales notatus) specimen will be attached to the hook as if caught. These minnow specimen are never longer than 5 cm, and have been noted by testing personnel to be unusually difficult to remove from the hook.
Testing has yielded inconclusive results regarding the source of the fish. All footage of the object in use has shown that the fish is not visible when the lure is initially bitten, and the fish itself seemingly materializes from the surface of the water when the line is reeled in. The amount of water is always the same after the test as it was before it.
SCP-XXXX originally belonged to Bubba Reid, a champion bass fisherman. Interviews with Reid and his acquaintances indicate it was the only fishing rod he had used in his profession for nearly 15 years prior to the appearance of its anomalous properties and that he favored it to the point of referring to it as "Frieda".
Reid first noticed something unusual about the object when he was unable to catch any fish besides bluntnose minnow during a competition held on 10/4/14 and all attempts afterward.1 Reid's acquaintances indicate he began testing its anomalous properties in progressively smaller bodies of water until he began demonstrating it to them using simple glasses of water.
Due to Reid's success prior to SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties appearing combined with his favoring the rod in question, researchers theorize one of his rival competitors may have tampered with the rod in some unexplained way. No individual has ever been identified as a likely culprit.
Addendum: It has been proposed that SCP-XXXX could serve a practical application in feeding live, pescatarian SCP's. This suggestion is currently under review.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Neutralized2
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-2 is currently at large and is designated Keter due to its true nature and role in SCP-XXXX being largely unknown. MTF Zeta-7 (Golden Geese) are primarily monitoring the northwestern United States for signs of SCP-XXXX-2's activity. If any sign of a similar case to SCP-XXXX is found, MTF Zeta-7 are to be dispatched to capture the entity.
The three instances of SCP-XXXX-A in custody (designated SCP-XXXX-A1, -A2, and -A3) are to remain in individual cells at Area-14. These entities are not permitted contact with each other. Due to their passive nature and ease of containment, SCP-XXXX-A1, -A2, and -A3 are designated Safe.
The former location of SCP-XXXX is currently under Foundation control and is not itself considered anomalous, therefore it poses no threat. Since it is believed there is no further evidence or materials to obtain from the site, proposals to demolish or re-purpose the structure are currently pending.
Description: SCP-XXXX collectively refers to a prostitution ring operating out of the Silver Coin House brothel located outside ████, NV. The facility was jointly run and organized by 53-year-old Joseph Lensky and 49-year-old Richard Speights, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 and -2. The Silver Coin House itself was a single-story building typical of a Nevada brothel, with many of the amenities that are normal for such a practice. The establishment possessed a legal state license to operate in the area and no inspection reports made any mention of its nature. All of the prostitutes working in the ground floor were also proven to be working legally and to have no knowledge of ring's other aspects, although some admit to having had suspicions that Lensky may have been connected to some sort of illegal activities. After interview, all of the non-anomalous prostitutes were dosed with Class C amnestic and returned to the civilian population.
Not mentioned in any of the building's legal documents was a basement level floor used for its anomalous and illegal activities. The prostitutes working on the basement floor generally consisted of the reanimated corpses of women in various states of decay, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-A. Identifying the instances of SCP-XXXX-A shows that the majority of them were were obtained through kidnapping or human trafficking, with several others being obtained through graverobbing. Documents found in the facility indicate it was Speights and Lensky who created SCP-XXXX-A, though through which process they accomplished this is currently unknown.
Testing with instances of SCP-XXXX-A indicate they possess no particular mental faculties and are largely only able to walk and eat on their own. Instances have shown greater range of abilities when given verbal instructions, but are still unable to perform any tasks that require complex thought.
Along with SCP-XXXX-A were several non-anomalous, but otherwise illegal prostitutes, such as 12 who were under the age of 18 and seven who were otherwise obtained through kidnapping and human trafficking. According to records found within SCP-XXXX-1's office on the basement level, these other humans were intended to eventually be made into SCP-XXXX-A.
Recovery: The Silver Coin House came under suspicion when Nevada state health inspector, Jared Hughes, was reported missing by his wife less than 24 hours after having been sent to the brothel for a routine inspection. Testimony from the prostitutes working that day, as well as messages found sent to SCP-XXXX-2 from SCP-XXXX-1, indicate that Hughes began to suspect illegal activities were taking place there.
A second health inspector was sent to the brothel accompanied by two Nevada State Police officers to perform an investigation. When they could not locate Lensky or Speights, they discovered a ladder leading down to the basement level hidden underneath the brothel's front desk. Upon detecting the scent of decomposing tissue from inside the basement level, a SWAT team was sent to investigate the basement. In the process of the SWAT team's investigation, the majority of SCP-XXXX-A instances were destroyed. SCP-XXXX-1's body was found in an office at the back of the basement level, cause of death was ruled a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right temple. After the discovery of SCP-XXXX-A, the Foundation became involved. (May rewrite)
Addendum-1: The following are messages found on the phone in the office of Joseph Lensky (SCP-XXXX-1) sent to the cell phone of Richard Speights (SCP-XXXX-2) on the day of Jared Hughes' disappearance
[0907 MST] Hey Rich it's Joe, I'm just gettin' the place set up for the health inspector. Looked everything over and you can't hear or smell this shit on the first floor, so there shouldn't be any problems. Sucks to shut down down here for the day, but there's no way I'm having these losers come down here when the feds are here. Sucks, man, a whole day is a lotta money for this place. [laughs] You shoulda been here when this sick old Chinese dude came in here the other day and paid me ($)800K straight up to let the chicks down here eat him. Shoulda got that on camera, probably coulda sold it to one of them black market sites or somethin'. [laughs] Anyway, get back to me, man, you gotta make some more of these dead chicks. I don't know how you do this shit, but it's gold. But seriously, get back to me.
[0936 MST] Oh fuck, oh fuck, Rich! Rich, where the fuck are you? Health inspector didn't go like it was supposed to! One of the girls, man, it was Wendy! She let it slip, man! She told him about this place havin' a basement! He wanted to see the basement and I didn't know what to do man, so I killed him! I had to throw him down the ladder and threw that chatty bitch down after him. Threw them both into the stables and let the girls down here eat them. Fuck, that's where we're at. Where the fuck are you? I need you for this! What the fuck do I do?
[1044 MST] Rich! Rich, the fucking cops are here! What the fuck do I do? They're gonna fuckin' find me down here, man! Where the fuck are you? I let the girls outta their stables and I got the door to the office locked. I'm not goin' down alone in this you fucker! This was all your fuckin' idea! I hear them comin' down the ladder now! I'm not lettin' them get me here! You left me with this problem, now I'm leavin' you with this problem!
Item #: 3794
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The town of Tel Bashir is currently under Foundation ownership. A 30-man group of Foundation researchers and security are to remain within the town's borders and note any unusual activity. Monthly psychological testing is to be performed on each person working within SCP-XXXX. Any who are found to be suffering emotional or psychological distress are to be transferred to other work. Personnel may be granted reassignment if they feel it is needed.
SCP-XXXX is to be removed from all maps and witnesses are to be interviewed and dosed with Class-A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a town in central Iraq called Tel Bashir, formerly under control of the Islamic State terror cell. Prior to being captured by the Islamic State in 2015, Tel Bashir held a population of 2,123, although due to the lack of communication, it is unknown exactly how many people were in the town at the time of the incident.
On 8/8/20██ at approximately 22:52 local time, the entire population of Tel Bashir disappeared under unknown circumstances. According to sources within NATO, the incident occurred during a bombing performed by NATO forces. During the bombing, IS insurgents were observed via long-distance radar(?) to be retreating within the town's buildings and into a network of tunnels beneath the town for cover. When ground forces advanced to attempt to reclaim the town and explore the tunnel complex, no combatants(?) or hostages were found. Following the incident, the Foundation became involved once it was suspected that the population's disappearance may not be a natural occurrence.
Research into the town's history and the circumstances of the night in question have thus far yielded no clear explanation for the population's disappearance. Thorough exploration has thus far not provided any physical clues as to the nature of the anomaly, and it has even been questioned by some researchers whether the incident is truly anomalous or not.
Item #: 3515
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Item #: 3256
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: An area latitudinally between 52° and 52.5° East and longitudinally between 17° and 18.25° West is to be monitored by Foundation vessels (probably rewrite sometime) for sightings of SCP-XXXX. The number of personnel on hand is to be increased in the event of fog being forecast for this area.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the remains of a missing personal ship, the Queenless Crown, formerly owned by Benjamin Davis. Despite damage that would normally render a vessel non-seaworthy, having rusted and deteriorated to the point that the entire bow of the ship has collapsed, SCP-XXXX somehow remains afloat.
SCP-XXXX has only been observed in dense fog.
Item #: 3448
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's nature, the object cannot be removed from its location for conventional containment. Therefore, a 2m x 1.5m section of drywall is to be installed in front of the door containing SCP-XXXX to prevent civilian interference. During periods of low civilian population on the University of South Carolina campus, a research team is to open the section of wall and examine SCP-XXXX for any differences in the object's position or location. (rewrite?)
Description: SCP-XXXX is a white and gray men's sock of unknown brand. SCP-XXXX remains on the doorknob of Room 43 in the Bates House building of the University of South Carolina campus. If SCP-XXXX is removed from its doorknob it will reappear there later.
Item #: 3184
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a recording of a reality television show titled "Kill or Be Killed". Host is reality warper keeping contestants trapped in rebooting recording to torture them in new ways contestants don't remember each reboot. does this for the viewers' entertainment knowing they have to watch them die and not stop him. he could leave whenever he wants. interview at some point
Item #: 3632
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All digital and physical copies of SCP-3XXX are to be destroyed as soon as possible with the exception of those kept by the Foundation for testing. This includes all video, .gif, or still image files.
Testing with SCP-3XXX is not to be conducted without the approval of at least two Level 4 researchers.
Description: SCP-3XXX refers to a 60-second video file found online that was uploaded to several video sharing sites in 2014. The video depicts the 2013 murder of 62-year-old Mahendra Singh, a gas station owner from Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Upon viewing SCP-3XXX, humans will begin experiencing physical effects and trauma matching those sustained by Mahendra Singh in the video, such as blunt force trauma to the head and the sensation of being bound. Of note, the viewer's state of consciousness will actually match that of Mr. Singh depicted in the video, as no test subject has ever died before the video ends with the exception of cases where the subject was forced to stop watching before its conclusion. Testing has determined that copying the video will also copy its effect. Any sort of visual medium, such as .gif files and still images will also induce these effects, although only for the section of the video depicted within them. There is no audio available for the video, even in the original file. For transcript of SCP-3XXX, see File 2694-A.
Mahendra Singh's remains were found dumped in the marsh off the road between Atlantic City and nearby Absecon. Because of the body was simply dumped off and not concealed in any way, it was visible from the road, and thus discovered very quickly.3 It was shortly after the body was discovered that the SCP was posted to the /gif/ board of the website, 4chan.
Forensic analysis quickly led the police to 41-year-old Harry Yun, also an Atlantic City resident. Yun made no attempt to avoid capture or conceal his involvement in the murder. It was after he directed the police to the file online that several officers were killed by its effects. The Foundation became involved shortly afterward. (rewrite this section at a better time)
The following is a transcript of the events shown in SCP-3XXX, as well as the anomalous effects had on viewers. A text-only transcript has been determined to carry no memetic or otherwise anomalous properties.
[0:00] The video opens to show what appears to be the inside of a van. The camera pans over Mr. Singh, showing that he is bound on the floor. A large, bleeding head wound is visible above his right eye. Viewers of SCP-3XXX will begin experiencing "tightness", as if they had their arms tied behind their backs, as well as headaches.
[0:11] Yun brandishes a hammer for the camera. He then spends the next 15 seconds beating Mr. Singh about the head and shoulders with the hammer. Viewers will begin experiencing blunt force trauma to their heads from no apparent physical source at this point.
[0:26] The cameraman stands up to survey the damage done to Mr. Singh, who is still alive at this point.
[0:32] Mr. Singh is seen saying something, although no audio is available for the video. Lip readers have read it as "Why? What do you want?" At this point, all viewers will begin expressing confusion and asking who is harming them.
[0:39] The camera operator apparently replies, once again inaudible.
[0:44] The camera operator once again kneels down and grabs hold of Mr. Singh's beard. The viewer begins wincing and struggling slightly, as if being handled by unseen hands.
[0:47] The operator produces a kitchen knife from out of view and begins cutting Mr. Singh's throat. A large laceration appears on the subject's throat from no apparent source, severing all major blood vessels.
For the remainder of the video, the camera operator stands over Mr. Singh as he bleeds to death. The viewer will bleed out until finally expiring at the 0:58 mark.
Item #: 3861
Object Class: Safe
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Item #: 3326
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures:
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Item #: 3673
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored within a standard containment drawer in the anomalous documents department of Storage Site-64(?). In addition, a non-anomalous copy of the 2011 Falcon Ridge High School senior year book and an archive of all changes made to SCP-XXXX are kept on file in the records department for comparison and reference purposes. Editing or modifying either copy in any way is strictly prohibited.
A database is to be kept of all members of the 2011 graduating class from Falcon Ridge High School containing their current residences, occupations, and contact information. In the event of the death of
Once per day, the contents of SCP-XXXX are to be checked for potential changes, with any changes being cataloged and reported. In the event SCP-XXXX's contents change,
Description: SCP-XXXX is a copy of the 2011 senior year book from Falcon Ridge High School in Falcon Ridge, Georgia, United States. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest as its ability to either cause and/or react to the deaths or disappearances of the former students depicted in the graduating class.
SCP-3529
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX describes a previously undiscovered species believed to be native to the Great Salt Lake in northern Utah. On average, SCP-XXXX specimens are 4mm tall, approximately humanoid, with six defined limbs including four arms.
SCP-XXXX are capable of constructing complex colonies using various available resources such as sediment and rust. SCP-XXXX have also shown the ability to create technology that is, at times, even more advanced than human technology. Colonies of SCP-XXXX have been found in various bodies of water throughout North America since 1987, including lakes, rivers, and even sewers, swimming pools, and the plumbing systems of homes.
Although SCP-XXXX pose very little threat to humans on their own, their technology has been known to include weapons that are capable of harming humans, up to and including needles that inject a neurotoxin when used that, while not lethally powerful on its own, can pose a danger to a human if used in large numbers.
The SCP-XXXX species considers one member, which calls itself 'Davy Jones' (SCP-XXXX-1) to be its ruler and most communication with the species is conducted with it. SCP-XXXX-1 has expressed a desire for the SCP-XXXX species to conquer the Earth and displace humans as the apex species. SCP-XXXX-1 has also stated that his species' attempts to invade human homes through their plumbing system has largely failed due to basic water treatment measures. (redo this into an interview)
According to SCP-XXXX-1, their species came to exist when a human boy created them in his fish tank, and that they worship this boy as a god.
(Probably going to rewrite all of this in some way just get it all out)
SCP-3503
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained. Exact details pertaining to the nature of SCP-XXXX are currently not well understood and further research is ongoing. Personnel stationed at Site-11 are instructed not to interact with SCP-XXXX under any circumstances. Any personnel who see SCP-XXXX are to report to Command(?), especially if it is seen outside Site-11. Any personnel seeing SCP-XXXX outside Site-11, especially those seeing it within their own homes or in public, are to be assigned to a 3-month leave of absence from their regular duties, and are instructed to cover or remove all reflective surfaces from their homes in order to limit sightings of SCP-XXXX.
Due to its remote location, SCP-XXXX requires little in regards to containment. A team of researchers and security personnel are to be stationed on-site and are to report any further incidents.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to an anamoly pertaining to the missing Foundation Agent Tyson Harper of MTF Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats"), who disappeared during an otherwise uneventful exploration mission inside SCP-XXXX-1. Following the incident of Agent Harper's disappearance (see Incident XXXX-01 for more details), Foundation personnel stationed at Site-11 and other members of MTF Zeta-9 have reported incidents related to Agent Harper. These incidents have largely included auditory and visual hallucinations of Agent Harper's likeness and voice, dreams related to Agent Harper. (Add more later maybe)
SCP-XXXX-1 refers to a complex of subterranean tunnels under the Canadian Shield region. It is currently unknown how or when SCP-XXXX-1 came to exist; while it is clear that it is not a natural formation, its architectural style does not match any on record. SCP-XXXX-1 contains a gravitational anomaly, in that any surface within SCP-XXXX-1 can be walked upon as if it were the floor.
The layout of SCP-XXXX-1 consists of a single cave entrance, followed by a tunnel leading downward,
which opens into a network of branching tunnels. (Add more later)
Early incidents relating to SCP-XXXX largely consisted of personnel believing they had seen and heard Agent Harper in places they would normally see him prior to his disappearance. Due to their subdued nature, the personnel experiencing these early incidents initially dismissed them as simple human error and therefore did not report them. In the two months following Agent Harper's disappearance, personnel began experiencing various dreams pertaining to Agent Harper. Although details of the dreams varied considerably, their common trend related to Agent Harper being lost or otherwise in danger and calling out to the person for help. Although they were reported during psychological evaluation, these dreams were also not considered unusual initially explained as mental stress.
Two months following his disappearance, personnel began experiencing much more defined auditory and visual hallucinations involving Agent Harper. Personnel within Site-11 began to report seeing Agent Harper's likeness standing behind or near them in reflective surfaces within the facility, as well as in their homes.
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Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored within a standard humanoid containment cell, which is to be kept specifically at 19 °C. A drain has been installed in the floor of SCP-XXXX's cell to prevent the water melting from it from flooding the room. Care is to be taken to make sure the drain in the floor of SCP-XXXX's cell is not blocked, and should SCP-XXXX begin to expand beyond its normal properties, controlled melting using heat guns is approved to reduce it.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a snowman of ordinary construction and makeup (find picture of snowman for description later). A central 'core' inside SCP-XXXX constantly produces ice crystals; during its initial containment, staff stored SCP-XXXX within a refrigerated unit as per its request, however it was determined afterward that in temperatures below 10 °C, SCP-XXXX produces ice crystals at a faster rate than what ambient temperatures melt from it, causing it to expand.
SCP-XXXX is unable to move autonomously, although it is capable of speech, which it does so in a voice similar to an adult attempting to mimic a child. SCP-XXXX claims to be capable of feeling pain, specifically from melting, although if true it is not known how. The majority of what SCP-XXXX is recorded as having said are expressions of pain, along with "My suffering will never end." and "I deserve all of this."
SCP-XXXX
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Keter???
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a widespread memetic phenomenon related to the dead of one Charles Greene, a trash collector from Georgia who was lynched in 1956. The meme refers entirely to the unusually widespread knowledge that it had happened, something unlikely due to the incident receiving no media coverage or police investigation. In fact, despite widespread knowledge related to the case and Greene's killers identities, it was only proven to have been a real incident due to a cold case investigation starting in 1997. When polled, 96% of people from different areas of the United States were at least vaguely aware of the murder, but were unable to explain how they knew of it and could not recall where they had first heard of it.
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Description: An elevator that only goes down but can still go to whatever floor you need it to by looping back around.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Only one copy of this document is permitted to exist at any given time. All documentation regarding SCP-XXXX is to be limited to physical, handwritten copies, which are to be stored with this document in an individual holding cell at Site-45. No digital copies of any research or materials pertaining to SCP-XXXX are permitted to exist under any circumstances. SCP-XXXX is not to be acknowledged auditorily under any circumstances.
Protocol Silla-51 is in place to both locate and destroy any acknowledgement of SCP-XXXX outside of Foundation-created documents, as well as any humans influenced by SCP-XXXX. Testing has proven that the effect of SCP-XXXX on humans can be removed through dosing with Class A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an infohazardos entity of unknown origin.