SCP-3967-J
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Item# SCP-3967-J

Object Class: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3967-J is to be kept inside a pineapple inside a fish bowl consisting of a 192 meter thick layer of bullet-proof glass. There must be a number of other organisms by demand of SCP-3967-J. The fish bowl is to be 100 km wide by 100 km long by 100 km high. Fish bowl is to be kept outside and in a 1,000 km wide by 2,000 km long electrified fence. Any and all organisms that enter the area are to be terminated (see addendum-3967-J-2.)

Description: SCP-3967-J is a sea sponge with a seemingly cartoon-like appearance. SCP-3967-J has a sapient appearance. SCP-3967-J is available on every television with the channel [REDACTED]. SCP-3967-J has a show on the channel, which is now referred to SCP-3967-J-1. There are multiple characters on SCP-3967-J-1. SCP-3967-J will command anybody around for new "episodes" of SCP-3967-J-1. It does not matter if you obey the commands or not. If you don't abide by these commands, he will destroy all of humanity in less than 1 second.

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