Codename Dr Seattle- draft 1

SCP-1212-J: Ear Breaker

Object class: Safe

Containment procedures:

Instances of SCP-1212-J are to be contained in the stands of an environment resembling a pro football stadium, with 1 game of football (one team must wear jerseys like the jerseys SCP-1212-J wears, and be dubbed the "Seattle Seahawks") played in the stadium every Sunday. Instances of SCP-1212-J are to be allowed to leave containment at any time (see description), as no safety risks are presented by allowing instances of SCP-1212-J to roam anywhere, and can only be studied during games of football. No instances of SCP-1212-J know that they are an SCP, so DO NOT INFORM ANY INSTANCES OF SCP-1212-J THAT THEY ARE AN SCP.

Description:

SCP-1212-J comes in the appearance of a human, with the race, gender, etc., showing no pattern. SCP-1212-J has the behavior of a normal human being, with an average lifespan, and no powers not possessed by a normal human being (See Addendum: Incident 1212-J-A). However, when exposed to games of football, SCP-1212-J's behavior will immediately change. They will immediately begin yelling at the top of their lungs, and cheering for "The Seahawks" during a football game, which they refer to as "we" to other instances of SCP-1212-J. The reason behind this behavior is unknown, as they show no signs of being a part of this team.

SCP-1212-J regularly wears a blue football jersey with green outlines of gray numbers, and a name on the back. Jerseys with all numbers except 12 always show the same name with equivalent numbers, which is different from number to number, and the names corresponding to each number can change over time. Jerseys with number 12 shows many different names, but usually, the name shown is "Fan". Jersey numbers have no more than 2 digits in the number, and not all possible numbers can be found on jerseys worn by instances of SCP-1212-J. The most popular jersey worn among instances of SCP-1212-J is the jersey bearing the number 12. It is not known what makes the number 12 so special.

Crowds of SCP-1212-J, by yelling, are sometimes able to cause false start penalties during games of football, and even cause small earthquakes, which they refer to as "Beastquakes" (this is becoming less common). It is not known how these instances of SCP-1212-J have such power to trigger earthquakes. Once the game has ended, all instances of SCP-1212-J will immediately exit the area, and return to the city of Seattle, WA, or another nearby city. No pattern to what city they return to, other than being near Seattle, WA, has been found, except that when one instance of SCP-1212-J was tracked, he returned to the same city every time. As such, the containment facility for SCP-1212-J has been moved to Site ██, commonly known as "CenturyLink Field" or "The CLink". No other SCPs are contained on this site. All instances of SCP-1212-J are held temporarily and voluntarily (however, without knowledge), in fact, we are able to charge instances of SCP-1212-J money to be contained, under the premise of "Seahawks ticket". It seems that the game of football is enough to contain and attract instances of SCP-1212-J.

Instances of SCP-1212-J refer to themselves and other instances of SCP-1212-J as "Twelves", for reasons unknown, and are known to constantly speak well of some names, such as "Russell Wilson", "Thomas Rawls", "Richard Sherman", and "Kam Chancellor", however, they will commonly only use the last name. They constantly speak of the "Seahawks" winning the "Superbowl". The "Superbowl" is said to be a very lucrative football game that requires winning a tournament to get into, dubbed the "NFC playoffs" and "AFC playoffs". They may attempt to convert any human not wearing any football jersey into an instance of SCP-1212-J. If any instance of SCP-1212-J attempts to do this to you, you may choose what to do, as being converted into an instance of SCP-1212-J is not considered bad, except by Dr ████, who claims to be a "Patriots" fan How could you cheer for the Deflatriots? (see Addendum: Incident 1212-J-B). Instances of SCP-1212-J are known to drink large amounts of beer or soda and eat large amounts of burgers, nachos, hot dogs, and fries whilst watching football games. Almost all instances of SCP-1212-J are found in Seattle, WA, but some can be found all around the world. More instances of SCP-1212-J are found near and in Seattle, WA, than anywhere else.


Addendum: Incident 1212-J-A
Common name: Beastquake
Incident report: During a football game in 2011 with 2 teams dubbed the "Seattle Seahawks" and the "New Orleans Saints" at site ██, home of instances of SCP-1212-J, Number 24 on the Seahawks broke away, breaking 12 tackles from the Saints. This caused the instances of SCP-1212-J to begin cheering extremely loudly, and somehow were able to cause a small earthquake near the stadium. No damage, death or injury occurred as a result of Incident 1212-J-A, however, further research is being done as to how the instances caused the earthquake, if it can be done at will of SCP-1212-J, how many instances it takes to cause an earthquake, and how much of an earthquake they could possibly cause. You like that, Saints? Git Rekt.

Addendum: Incident 1212-J-B
Incident report: An instance of SCP-1212-J was able to gain access to this file. Please keep instances away from this ANY document belonging to the foundation, and do not engage in "trash talk" anywhere in the facility. This means you, Dr. Bright. Thank you.