Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid
A painting of Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. SCP-XXXX's facial features maintain a close likeness with this painting.
Photo of SCP-XXXX acquired from %mr_██████%. No further images of SCP-XXXX are to be presented to mitigate the risk of data corruption.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside a soundproof room, fitted with basic accommodations. The containment cell is to be fitted with smooth granite walls and floors, and no surfaces that support writing are to be exposed to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is not to communicate, nor is SCP-XXXX to be given any writing materials or mediums.
In the event that SCP-XXXX-J has acquired writing implements, Foundation staff are to immediately release remifetanil gas into the containment cell of SCP-XXXX. Staff are then to remove the writing from the area in question, while maintaining minimal eye contact with the writing. If SCP-XXXX has spoken to a staff member, the staff member is to undergo thorough psychological analysis and treatment.
Soundproof tiles are to be installed inside the containment cell of SCP-XXXX, and due to the fact that SCP-XXXX is potentially able to cause major damage to the health of Foundation staff, SCP-XXXX is to be punished via 5C-01-T Class electrical stun baton, and complete denial of food and water when it makes an unsolicited attempt at communication. SCP-XXXX is to wear a shock collar at all times, which is to be used along with the stun baton to punish SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an adult male of Caucasian descent, resembling the 19th-century mathematician Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. Genetic testing on the hair and saliva of SCP-XXXX have proven inconclusive to its origin, as the genetic material provided is heavily denatured and decayed, with its composition consistent to that of a deceased body. SCP-XXXX speaks fluent Russian, as well as fluent English, both with no vocal inflection. SCP-XXXX also is able to comprehend Latin, Aramaic, Hebrew, Mandarin Chinese, and Arabic.
SCP-XXXX has the normal social skills expected of a regular human, as D-class personnel reported SCP-XXXX to be "likable", "friendly", and "intellectual". Observation of SCP-XXXX among humans does in fact confirm this fact, as SCP-XXXX has been observed to actively and successfully attempt to hold conversations with D-class. SCP-XXXX has also been observed to tell Russian folktales to personnel of Russian ancestry, and tell jokes and stories to those that SCP-XXXX comes into contact with. SCP-XXXX's perceived "likeability" often results in potential victims becoming infected by SCP-XXXX.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest in the people SCP-XXXX holds mathematics-related conversations with. All people, except those with a PhD in mathematics, or mathematics-related fields, exposed to SCP-XXXX lose certain abilities regarding mathematics, in that such people lose the ability to perform complex calculations correctly. SCP-XXXX appears to be fully aware of the cognitohazardous and memetic properties it holds, and will often attempt to converse with researchers, or write equations in an attempt to infect researchers, hinder research effects on it, and possibly attempt escape after debilitating Foundation staff. There is no known method to reverse or cure SCP-XXXX infection.
Documentation
Psychological Evaluation of SCP-XXXX
- Psychological evaluation of SCP-XXXX reveals that it shows the "dark triad" of personality traits, in that it scored highly on narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. SCP-XXXX is also described as "extremely manipulative". When presented with the fact that SCP-XXXX is capable of causing deaths, SCP-XXXX repeatedly responded with, "What?" Interrogation of SCP-XXXX reveals that SCP-XXXX only wishes to do two things, get its beliefs heard, and produce more books.
- SCP-XXXX is able to experience empathy, but only to certain individuals, namely mathematicians. SCP-XXXX often displays emotions corresponding with remorse and sadness when presented with news regarding the deaths or misfortunes of other mathematicians, and happiness when presented with the accomplishments of other mathematicians
- SCP-XXXX shows no emotion when presented with the misfortunes or gains of non-mathematicians.
Symptoms of SCP-XXXX infection
Stage 1 infection:
- Initial infection accompanied by severe migraine lasting from 1 minute to 10 minutes.
- Loss of ability to perform mathematical calculations above calculus and linear algebra.
- No apparent increase in memory and cognitive function.
Stage 2 infection:
- Loss of all ability to perform mathematical calculations.
- Mathematical ability lost range from the ability to perform calculus and linear algebra to the ability to perform basic arithmetic.
- Faster rate of writing with dominant hand, and slower movement in the non-dominant hand.
- Loss of most logical brain functions.
- 50% increase in memory retention
Stage 3 infection
- Complete loss of grammatical skills as well as mathematical skills.
- 215% increase in memory retention. Refer to Experiment-XXXX-%DATA-CORRUPTED% for more information.
- Increased speed of writing in dominant hand, and complete loss of motor ability in non-dominant hand. Legs, neck, eyes, and mouth still display normal motor function.
Stage 4 infection:
- Complete motor loss in all areas of the body, except the dominant hand and eyes. Involuntary movements are still normal.
- Observations show that all neurons not related to involuntary movement, hand and eye movement, and memory have undergone apoptosis and atrophied.
- All areas of the brain responsible for memory have undergone significant neural growth, and have increased over 300% in mass.
- Catastrophic strokes are the main cause of death in all infected patients. This stroke is the direct result of the increased neural growth causing increased pressure near major blood vessels.
Logs
INTERVIEW-XXXX-1
SCP-XXXX: Hello, good sir?
D-5409: What's this? Who are you?
SCP-XXXX: I am what you want to call me. In the vast world of mathematics, science, and knowledge, there is one thing I do not know.
D-5409: So you like math, huh?
SCP-XXXX: "Like" is not strong enough. Mathematics is a journey, a language.
D-5409: What do you mean, old man?
SCP-XXXX Have you read my paper on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization of Infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold, and how this relates to our perception of Euclidean space? Bozhe moi.
D-5409: Get out of my face. You make my head hurt, you old geezer.
D-5409 complains of a headache, and demands for the interview to end. SCP-XXXX is tranquilized, gagged, and transported back to containment. D-5409 is transported to Wing-M-C32-C1 for further observation.
End of interview
INTERVIEW-XXXX-2
SCP-XXXX: Good evening, my friend. May I have your name?
Dr. Chan: Richard Chan. Dr. Richard Chan.
SCP-XXXX: I am Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. I'm an esteemed and established mathematician. I see this is an interview. How about we talk about some recent theories? Some conversational light fare?
Dr. Chan: Nope. We're not going there. By the way, this "Lobachevsky" you speak of has been dead for a long time.
SCP-XXXX: Why not? This is important.
Dr. Chan: What do you mean, XXXX?
SCP-XXXX: That's not even an approximation of my name. It's Mr. Lobachevsky for you.
Dr. Chan: You kill people. Your words kill. Did you know that? When you speak about math, you cause people to lose major brain functions. Then, they can only move their arms or memorize things. You know that?
SCP-XXXX: I understand. I personally don't mind that; it really helps me sell my mathematical literature and preach my ideas. I am the great Lobachevsky, and I never got to publish my studies.
Dr. Chan: But people die. Again, Lobachevsky is dead. You're not him.
SCP-XXXX: Who cares if people die, or if I'm Lobachevsky or not? People will still hear my theories. Each one of my "writers" is like a factory. They never get tired. They do die, though, but well, I'll just have to get more people into my business. People will love my beliefs. I want to be heard, and I am. I have left a mark on the face of this world, and who cares if a few people die.
Dr. Chan: You'll kill people like this. Your writing and your words both kill. You We can't let you get out of here. If you try to say anything funny, we'll ensure you a good punishment.
SCP-XXXX: I know that. I know you guys well. Again, back to my theories. The situation reminds me of a line from a Tony Bennett song; "The more I see you, the more I love you." The world be saying the same about my theories.
Dr. Chan: Back to containment.
Dr. Chan orders SCP-XXXX to be put back into containment. SCP-XXXX is shocked, tranquilized, gagged, and transported back into containment.
Note: SCP-XXXX displays the "dark triad" of personality traits, in that it is extremely manipulative and amoral, and disregards morality and empathy in a cynical manner. I would recommend no further testing on SCP-XXXX. We already know its effects from Interview-XXXX-1 and Experiment-XXXX-1 and 2. No further testing is to be conducted on SCP-XXXX.
End of interview
%INT◼R◼◼EW-XXXX-◼◼%
Note: This file is heavily corrupted in that [REDACTED], the equipment used to record this file was corrupted due to %xxxx_activity%.
Interview Goals: Interview between SCP-XXXX and Dr. Aaron Benjamin, a renowned mathematician who specializes in Riemannian manifolds.
7e͕f̙̰̣͎̳̟6̖͓̦͔͓͖6͖̻b̩̬̦̞͈̪7̫͎d̻̦̜̱̥̤fg̖8͕͚̺͔2̮̠̱̪7̠̬̜̠̩c̯͚7͕y7͚͈̲͓̤̝8͎̹̠̪y̤̫̻̤̗̫7͓ͅf̘gc2̤̖̲̱̲7̝̱̞͓8͚͈*̠̙͓̠*̪̤̠̯
*̻̰̙͉͓*͇x̟͇̺͙e̘̗̠̣n̟̞8̜̙̪ͅv̯̘̭7̰̼t̘̤78̪̜͓͙̺͈̞3̘̼b͇̖̬̝̞̪ct͈̥͇6̤̪̤̳̬͔7͕͍̩̼̯̲͉3t̼͎6͖͖͔̲b̹̖͔̳͇͙̰ṯ̱͉̺7͔̜͖͖͍͍8̬ry̮͎̼b̘̰̣̤̼6͓̺̖u̺̼̙̥y̥̟̰*̠̻͈*̺̞
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
*͎̦̹̫̖̹̻*̻̟̬͎͙9͎̪̬̪8̙̝0͇̭̞͕̺2͈̪̜ux̤̤̦̗̭ͅn̲̤̥̘͙̜̟9u̩̫̹̯f̮͉͔d̺̣͓̥̰0̤̙͚͖2̺̲̟̠̜̟͈7͖̹͖̹͎͚͇n̗̳͕̞͓t̬͈27͉̥̬̞̤8̳̮͉͕ͅv̜̜͓̬̱u͚͖̩if̙̱̣̺t̥̘̻b7t̪̯̺̼͚7̰8̜̼2̹̦̩̼*͉͖̤̰*̫̺̰̼̥
*̞̲͖̪̞*̫͖͍i̝̞͙ͅv͈̠̟̬͚̘͓h̭̮̺͕̯̫y3̜̰8̫̱̝̺̤̟y7͕̲̯̤͔̳̝3v͔h̹̻̼u̳i͖̺̦̜̘̜̣y͖̲̣̦7ỵf̖̟̫7̹͓̜8̟̙̩̝̟j̮jd͓̲̪̬*̭̣̥̫*͚͍͔
inte 1
END
math 1 9 end END
termi
comcluson dr benjdmin notc afctedd by tehx cogncohzard
8 end
EXPERIMENT-XXXX-1
Procedure: D-5409 is to be observed, and presented with math problems, and encouraged to converse.
Conversational Test
Conducted by: Dr. Ryouta Miyazono
|D-5409: What that?
|Dr. Miyazono: How do you feel?
|D-5409: Cool and good.
|Dr. Miyazono: Okay. How do you like your new room here?
|D-5409: It's real the cool and goodest best.
|Dr. Miyazono: What's wrong? Can you form a sentence.
|D-5409: Sentence form from cans. I cans have love can.
|Dr. Miyazono: Hm. You like cans? Do you like canned soup or bowled soup?
|D-5409: Soup in cans, cans in cans can soup be in can? I have soup can like.
|Dr. Miyazono: Interesting. Can you repeat this string of numbers? 24901094909392.
|D-5409: 24901094909392. Right numbers string on.
|Dr. Miyazono: Wow. That was quick. I need to leave now, though. We'll talk later.
|D-5409: Later's talk is wow quick what is later is it a ladder later on water talks?
Notes from Dr. Miyazono: Subject has an above-average memory, but he has absolutely no skill in grammar or language. Interesting. This is worth observing.
Mathematical Test
Procedure: One random mathematical problem from Barron's SAT Prep is to be supplied to D-5409. D-5409 is to be instructed to solve the math problem.
Conducted by: Dr. Sabina Bashevitz
Math problem: [REDACTED]
|D-5409: Solving question this not done can make me by.
|Dr. Bashevitz: Try it; I didn't make it too hard for you. It's the SAT Prep.
Observation: D-5409 is observed to stare at the math problem without moving. Abatement of observation is ordered by Dr. Freeman, and observation is ordered to continue one hour later. After a waiting period of one hour has passed, D-5409 still has not solved the math problem.
Procedure - Cont.: The solution for the math problem is to be presented to D-5409, and the subject is to be asked to analyze the solution. The solution is then to be removed, and D-5409 is to be instructed to attempt to solve the problem.
|Dr. Bashevitz: How's this?
|D-5409: Understand thing cannot do me by understanding problem to solution.
|Dr. Bashevitz: Well, I'm going to take this away for now. Try solving it from there.
Observation - Cont.: D-5409 has produced a copy of the solution presented, and it is identical in every aspect in respect to the original. There are no errors, and the handwritten font produced by D-5409 is extremely similar to the font of the original solution.
Conclusion: Individuals exposed to SCP-XXXX lose most language skills as well as mathematical skills. However, the memory skills in infected individuals appear to be greatly enhanced, up to the point of being able to produce exact duplicates of imagery that is briefly presented.
Addenda
Addendum-XXXX-01: Observation of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX have corroborated with three major incidents, the Astronomers United incident, the Mathematics National Conference incident, and the Israeli-American Mathematical Summit incident. An unidentified man, with a physical description similar to that of SCP-XXXX, was a guest speaker at all three incidents, and most participants present in all three incidents all displayed symptoms consistent with SCP-XXXX infection. All infected participants were reported to be sent to local mental institutions. Autopsies of corpses of participants from all three events revealed neural changes consistent with that of individuals infected by SCP-XXXX.
Addendum-XXXX-02: This guy is a sociopathic bastard. He's already killed four D-class personnel. Oh, and he says he wants to turn people into slaves for writing his books. Let's just kill him. His books sound worthless anyways. What are we keeping him for?
- Dr. Karadzic
Addendum-XXXX-03: We are not authorized to kill or destroy any objects in containment. The only thing we can do is to punish. Also, Dr. Karadzic, we refer to SCPs as objects, not people.
- Dr. Miyazono
Addendum-XXXX-04: Pages containing content written SCP-XXXX experience severe irreversible data corruption. Such corruption is irreversible, and attempts to reverse such corruption result in greater data loss. The only successully recorded instance of written content produced by SCP-XXXX has been archived at %DATA_CORRUPTED% All other attempts to record SCP-XXXX's content have resulted in multiple [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
- Dr. Draber
Addendum-XXXX-05: Foundation personnel wishing to access this file must have all files on their computer fully backed up, and must connect using the %DATA_CORRUPTED% proxy server. Do not attempt to view this file using a personal computer, or a Foundation mainframe computer. All personnel accessing the file without proper procedures will be detained and punished.
- Dr. Goetz