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Front desk of SCP-XXXX's building

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The building where SCP-XXXX resides is to be guarded by standard security teams under the guise of city council members. Due to SCP-XXXX appearing incredibly infrequently guards are only to be posted during the correct financial circumstances. SCP-XXXX is NOT to be threatened, insulted or deliberately aggravated. Any staff found partaking in these acts will be removed from the SCP-XXXX team and disciplined accordingly.

Object Description: SCP-XXXX is a male human of average build and appearance, wearing a standard business shirt and tie with brown pants. SCP-XXXX appears behind the front desk of ██████ Financial Planning LTD in ████, England. The building has been derelict since 19██ with SCP-XXXX manifesting since 1946. SCP-XXXX has only manifested when the UK's interest rates have fall below ██% or the Sterling Pound drops below ██ . SCP-XXXX has a large amount of control over the global financial situation, being able to manipulate interest rates, inflation and other financial rates, this has been demonstrated several times during foundation interactions.

SCP-XXXX is found writing with a standard clipboard and pen, this is believed to be how SCP-XXXX exhibits its anomalous abilities. When asked to hand over the clipboard SCP-XXXX dropped the requesting staff members credit score by ██. SCP-XXXX is estimated to be responsible for a loss of £██ billion. On several occasions (see Addendum XXXX-1) these losses have been a deliberate action, with the rest being a consequence of other manipulations. SCP-XXXX has shown no direct hostility towards the foundation but is still deemed a threat due to the power SCP-XXXX holds.

Addendum XXXX-1

Addendum XXXX-2

Addendum 0109: SCP-XXXX is not to be interfered with by any staff members. The current financial climate allows for an estimated ██ years before SCP-XXXX returns, unless a freak economic event occurs.In the event of this occurring security teams will be stationed with zero access to SCP-XXXX to prevent any potential event.

'SCP-XXXX shows no signs of wanting to co-operate and should be treated as a threat. The potential actions could be catastrophic, requesting an upgrade to Keter class'-Dr.P

Re-Upgrade to Keter class: Denied by 05 Council | Reason: Insufficient threat

Interviewed: The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed

Interviewer: Interviewer, can be blocked out using █

Foreword: Small passage describing the interview

Begin Log

Interviewer: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tsjbsajufshbvajshfsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Person: speech

Repeat as necessary

<End Log

Closing Statement: Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward