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Item #: SCP-JUSTWATER-J

Object Class: KETER OH GOD PLEASE NO Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-JUSTWATER-J is to be contained in a titanium encased box 20 ft thick in diameter, with 2 ft thick lead covering small locked cabinet at extremely fucking dangerous Low Value Item Storage located at Site-██. Due to SCP-JUSTWATER-J's almost completely human vaporizing abilities non-anomalous features, no further containment procedures are required. Level-2 Personnel may request clearance from O5-Command access SCP-JUSTWATER-J at anytime for testing purposes. SCP-JUSTWATER-J is not to be mixed with any other liquids or chemicals. Let's not make it anyworse, fuckhead.

Description: SCP-JUSTWATER-J is a horrendous reality threatening death liquid normal twelve oz. bottle of something that can destroy SCP-682 hydrochloric acid. At unknown times, SCP-JUSTWATER-J will begin to destroy all life in the universe as we know it float roughly 2cm above any surface. These periods can last up to 2 hours.

Addendum: SCP-JUSTWATER-J was recovered from a fully locked down militarized compound complete with futuristic automated defenses suburban home in [DATA EXPUNGED]. It was later verified to be from a popular chemist set.

Document JUSTWATER-1

So what are we going to do about that fucking reality defying sludge juice? -Agent █████

I don't know, man. All we can do is hope nothing too bad happens in the time it's in containment. -Dr. █████

This isn't some cool looking rock in a box. We need a idea. Now.

If it makes you feel any better, they moved it today to your jurisdiction.

Are you fucking kidding me?