Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A was successfully cut out of the ground and the two neighbouring buildings and was brought to site-77 where it is currently used for testing. Containing SCP-XXXX-A on site is not an option because the area SCP-XXXX-A is located in a very rural area where new buildings are planned. A small wooden house with a fake address has been built and has been proven that SCP-XXXX will actually create the ash urn at the said house's doorstep.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A concludes the entirety of an anomalous alleyway in the city ██████, ███████. SCP-XXXX-A is 14 meters long, 5 meters wide and 2 and a half meters tall. SCP-XXXX-A includes:
- a concrete floor
- stone brick and concrete walls
- two green empty garbage cans
Destroying any part of SCP-XXXX-A has been proven to be impossible. Since SCP-XXXX-A’s walls are parts of two buildings destroying them from inside of the buildings is also impossible.
SCP-XXXX-A has been discovered in █. █. 200█. by agent █████ who has been at that moment on vacation when he attempted to pass through SCP-XXXX-A. Agent █████ as expected did not survive. The Foundation was notified 16 hours later. There were no witnesses.
SCP-XXXX-A’s anomalous properties will activate when any human (subject) attempts to pass through SCP-XXXX-A. The effect will stay the same no matter from which side the subject enters SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A’s effect includes:
- sealing of all entrances to SCP-XXXX-A with a dense white gel immune to brute force and heat (composition is currently unknown) , coming out of the first said garbage can.
- filling of the space of SCP-XXXX-A with molten iron coming out of the second said garbage can.
During and after that process (which lasts for half an hour), the color and light of the molten iron will shine trough the gel, after which a number will form and will be seen trough the gel (the number forms out of cooler and darker parts of the molten iron)
The number is a random, untraceable phone number, it is also different every time. After dialing said number a male voice speaking in a happy tone will ask for the caller’s address, and if answered will hang up. The phone numbers are designated as SCP-XXXX-B-A-1 trough the current -11. The voice that is answering after dialing SCP-XXXX-B-A is designated as SCP-XXXX-B-B.
If the caller’s address is provided, in 3 to 5 hours a clay urn containing ash will appear on the doorstep of the house which had its address provided. The urn appears in a similar manner to SCP-076-2's weapons. Testing has confirmed that the ash is subject's. No clothing, jewelry or items have been ever found inside the urns. The urn and the ash possess no anomalous properties.
D-class personell is ordered to pass trough SCP-XXXX-A while a heat resistant metal tube has been set with one end inside the area of SCP-XXXX-A's effect and the other end facing a heat resistant liquid container.
Expectations: flowing the molten iron out of SCP-XXXX-A.
Result: SCP-XXXX-A's gel crushed the tube with immense pressure. The rest of SCP-XXXX's procces continued normally.
SCP-XXXX-B-A-5: 41923732
Wireless cameras are placed inside the two garbage cans, and a D-class personell is ordered to pass trough SCP-XXXX-A.
Expectations: examination of the appearance of the molten iron and the gel.
Result: nothing happens.
SCP-XXXX-B-A: none.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently stored at Site-77's medium risk containment wing. No feces, toilets, drainage or sewage pipes are to be situated in a 20 meter range of SCP-XXXX. Same rule goes for all organisms possessing a digestive tract.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a one meter tall cooling fan with a white aluminium stand, and a black aluminium tripod and propeler.
SCP-XXXX's properties will manifest when animal (including human) feces are located in the range of 20 meters of SCP-XXXX (feces in digestive tracts included). If so, SCP-XXXX will activate without the need for power and all the feces in said range will break out if in containment or digestive tracts and will autonomously move (roll, crawl, leap, or shortly fly) towards SCP-XXXX's propeler at 10-30 meters per second. When said feces hit SCP-XXXX approximately one tonne of identical feces will be discharged from SCP-XXXX in its close proximity, and an usually improbable and unexpected event will take place.
SCP-XXXX also possess three labeled buttons, each modifying its effect. All of the events will happen with the nearest large group of people (eg. cities).
- poop: random fires, anarchy, insanity of 20% of affected people, riots
- crap: suicide bombings, complete anarchy, insanity of 60% percent of affected people, most of affected buildings burning
- shit: entire affected area burning, random explosions of unknown cause, surviving population is insane
WARNING!
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All larvae and adult instances of SCP-XXXX are currently frozen in nitrogen at Site-111 at the temperature of -160 degrees Celsius. Additionally 30 centimeter thick steel platings are surrounding the entire containment chamber. In case any of the larvae or adult specimens breach containment 111-XXXX emergency/recontainment protocols must be executed (below).
111-XXXX protocols: All major enterances to Site-111 must be closed, and all staff must be evacuated. Experimental explosive device-89 must be set of immediately after evacuation. All evacuated personnel are required to move to backup Site-111-B.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a bettle typed insect capable of supersonic flight. Its entire body is coated in an unknow substance, making it resist temperatures as high as 4000 degrees Celsius and a low as near absolute zero temperatures, extreme radiation
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained at Site-11’s high risk containment sector, inside a cushioned container with a 5 centimeter steel lining. In a case of a containment breach of other SCP objects, SCP-XXXX must be moved to the closest backup site. SCP-XXXX must at all times be plugged with a fitting bottle cap.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A is a glass moonshine bottle capable of containing one liter of liquid. SCP-XXXX-A forms grape “moonshine” inside of itself, at the rate of approximately 15 mililiters of moonshine per minute, the means of which are unknown.
SCP-XXXX-B is a shrunk replica of the Moon and the space in its proximity located inside SCP-XXXX-A. If the Moon experiences an impact event or if the the Moon and said area in its vicinity change in any way, SCP-XXXX-B will change accordingly and vice versa.
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Test log 1: 1 D class personnel with records of alcoholism is ordered to drink the moonshine from SCP-XXXX, delivered to the D class in a separate bottle.
Result: D class personnel states its appeal to the liquid. Anomalous effects were recorded when the now intoxicated subject attempted to stand up, but unintentionally leaped and hit the ceiling. The subject's further movements confirmed that subjects intoxicated by the moonshine inside SCP-XXXX-A experience the the Moon's gravity rather than Earth's gravity.
Test log 2: An electron microscope is pointed at SCP-XXXX-B at the landing location of the Lunar Descent Module of Apollo 17.
Result: Miniature replicas the lander and the Lunar rover were detected.
Test log 3: An iron particle was inserted into SCP-XXXX-A, and it eventually fell on SCP-XXXX-B
Result: An impact event was detected on the Moon at the location where the particle contacted SCP-XXXX-B.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX-A is a
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