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Item #: SCP-[MISE]
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[MISE] is currently being held in Sector 17 in the office of Dr. █████ where it is to be kept in a hard plastic top loader when not being used for testing.
Description: SCP-[MISE] is appears to be a card from the game Magic: The Gathering with a complex runic glyph written on the back in human [DATA EXPUNGED] fluid and permanent marker blacking out the front.
When in storage, SCP-[MISE] shows no anomalous activity; it isn't until it is put into a deck with at least 59 other Magic: The Gathering cards that it's ability is activated. When the card is the top card of the deck, the subject using it may flip it face up onto the table at which time it will appear to be the worst possible card for the situation the best possible card for the situation a random Magic: The Gathering card that is playable by the subject using it. In some cases, it appears to become cards which are not known to have yet been printed by Wizards of the Coast. Further investigation into the nature of the cards existence is being done.
Addendum [MISE]-01: One or two times during testing, SCP-[MISE] does not change into a Magic: The Gathering card, but instead the subject using it flips over the blackened out card and immediately collapses and begins showing seizure or stroke like symptoms and begin talking in an as yet undecipherable language. Subject regains consciousness after 1-2 minutes in perfect health and having no memory of their experiences. Request pending to have SCP-[MISE] reclassified as Euclid class object. Further testing restricted to D-Class personnel until response is received.
Item #: SCP-[BROC]-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[BROC]-J is to be kept in a Class 3 Vacuum Security Locker with a biometric lock programmed to open only with five (5) Level 4 or higher personel present. Testing with SCP-[BROC]-J has been postponed indefinitely due to the substantial loss of D Class subjects in previous tests. (See Addendum [BROC]-J-01)
Description: SCP-[BROC]-J is a group of seven (7) [Originally ten (10)] green cellulose structures slightly resembling deciduous trees, except much smaller and all parts of SCP-[BROC]-J is a deep green in color. The object has been recorded to cause nausea and vomiting in all personel observing it or a picture of it, with the exception of Doctor ██████, who seems completely impervious to its effects. Exposure to SCP-[BROC]-J through olfactory means induces a stronger response in observers, who immediately start coughing, vomiting, and report strong irritation of the eyes and mouth. Tactile exposure seems to cause no change in response, unless SCP-[BROC]-J is ingested, in which case the effects range from inflammation of the esophagus, projectile vomiting, and diarrhea, to garbled speech with foaming at the mouth, extended periods of comatose, followed by death.
Addendum [BROC]-J-01: (TEST LOG)
Subject: D-[BROC]-01
Test: Exposure to SCP-[BROC]-J through an air sealed glass window.
Results: Subject reported feeling minor nausea saying, "My mother always tried to make me eat that as a kid." Background check of the Subject inconclusive. Subject terminated for fear of contamination.
Subject: D-[BROC]-02
Test: Exposure to the same air as SCP-[BROC]-J.
Results: Subject experienced heightened nausea and vomiting, attempting to forcibly leave the room.
Subject: D-[BROC]-03
Test: Exposure to touching SCP-[BROC]-J and, when shown that this had no effect, ingestion of one (1) of its components.
Results: Subject collapsed and started speaking in garbled noises before convulsing violently, screaming, and going catatonic. Subject expired after 30 minutes.
Subject: Doctor ██████
Test: Exposure to SCP-[BROC]-J through means of sight, smell, touch and ingestion.
Results: Subject walked into the Security Locker, picked up one (1) components of SCP-[BROC]-J and ingested them. Subject was heard to have said, "What's the deal guys? It's just broccoli." Before ingesting another one (1) of its components. Doctor ██████ has been contained and is being held in a containment cell adjacent to SCP-[BROC]-J and has been reclassified as SCP-[BROC]-J-a. Investigation into his words while in the Security
Locker are inconclusive, although O5-██ has asked for Doctor ██████ to be psychologically reevaluated.
