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I will delete this later, and move it to DoOwlsExist2

Purpose: Clearly observing what happens when an anomaly disappears because of SCP-XXXX, as Incident-███-ED1 has no clear records.

Method: In 2016 Belgium and The Netherlands agreed to swap 16 hectares of land to make it follow the river Meuse,which had changed since to last border agreement. The border swap became official 1st of January 2018. SCP-XXXX researchers took advantage of this by building a room 130 meters below the area that was to be transferred from The Netherlands to Belgium. Anomalous Item #50304 was chosen, for the easy measurability of its anomalous effect.

Details: Anomalous Item was placed above a white as possible material. A very accurate color sensor detected

Classification plant specimen(s) Absorption (time for 1kg to be absorbed) Reappearance (time until) Reappearance (type of anomalous effects) Current owner Notes
SCP-XXXX-1 Grass, Trees 30 h/kg 2 to 3 months mostly memetic SCP Foundation the instance originally found in 2010 on Site-XXXX-0


Item #: SCP-3422

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: all possible SCP-3422s are kept in Site-XX
SCP-3422-A1,A2,A3,A5 and SCP-3422-B are kept in a standard large room, with 1,5 meter of soil at the bottom, and are to be given constant access to water. SCP-3422-F and SCP-3422-G are kept in standard medium rooms, made into (idk what words to use here)
They are all to be given access to artificial sunlight and fresh air at all times, and taken care of by Dr. XXXXXXX.
SCP-3422-H and SCP-3422-I are kept in standard small rooms.

All Possible SCP-3422s are to be checked on daily by staff D-class and new objects are to be taken from the area and examined.

SCP-3422-1 to (x) are kept in the storage room of the SCP-3422 area in seperate lockers.

SCP-3422-0 is to be monitored by 4 cameras at all times, and checked every two weeks by field agents for anomalous objects.

Experiments on possible SCP-3422s only with permission of a level 4 or Dr. XXXXXX or Dr. XXXXXX.

Description: SCP-3422 is a creature or object that generates anomalous objects in its surroundings, on average one per week. It is currently unknown which creature, object or combination thereof is SCP-3422.

The Search has been narrowed down to the following:

SCP-3422-A1,A2, A3 and A5: Quercus robur (common oak)
SCP-3422-B: (a tree, idk what one)
SCP-3422-F: a bird's nest and 4 birds that live in it
SCP-3422-G1: Sciurus vulgaris (European red squirrel)
SCP-3422-H: A wooden park bench
SCP-3422-I: A trash bin

SCP-3422 first came into the attention of The Foundation when webcrawlers found a post of someone selling anomalous objects on ████.com. The Foundation outbid all other interested, and thanks to cooperation with the owners of ████.com. Agents were able to get the address of the seller, and brought them to Site-XX

Interviewed: (J A)

Interviewer: Dr. XXXXXX

<Begin Log>

JA: What is this? Is it some kind of government agency that investigates supernatural stuff?

Dr. XXXX: As far as you should know, yes. I assume you know what we brought you here for?
JA: That box, the dress and the plastic bag I sold?
DR.XXXXX: Exactly. Where did you find them?

JA: In a park , in ██████, Belgium. Right next to the lake.

** Dr. XXXXX:** Could you point to the location of this area on a satellite map?

JA: Yes.

JA is given a satellite map of the region, and points to a spot south of a lake

Dr. XXXXX: Have other objects appeared in this area before?

JA: Im fairly sure, yes. But I'm not the only person interested in that area.

Dr. XXXXXX: Please elaborate.

JA: A bunch of crazy people and conspiracy theorists, they look around there sometimes.

Dr. XXXX: Have you ever interacted with any of them?

JA: Uhm… Look, I recommend you guys just don't bother with them, not worth it.

Dr. XXXXX: Are they dangerous?

JA: Well, no… I don't think so.

Dr. XXXXX: Are the objects you sold the only ones you have, or have interacted with?

JA: Yes.

Dr. XXXXX: Did you contact the authorities at any point?

JA: I have, they didn't believe me and hung up on me.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After the interview, JA was administerd amnestics and brought back to their home.

Field agents were dispatched to the area, under the premise of an approaching storm, the park was closed and the agents started searching the area.
The following objects were found:

-A cardboard box, similar to the one sold by JA, with the same anomalous property
-A broken pen, when discovered, agents remarked being curious about astronomy.
-A damaged office chair, missing it's front legs, and pat of it's back.
-A xylophone, that when played, changed the hair color of Agent-IDK to blue

All of these objects were found in the same general area, now classified as SCP-3422-0.

The area was stripped of all plants and objects, who were categorized as the following:

SCP-3422-A1 to A5

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A oak tree
B pine tree
C Ground soil
D pond water
E XM of iron fence painted dark green
F A bird's nest and its birds
G1,G2 & G3 squirels
H Park bench
I trash bin
J idk
K XM² of grass and moss
L Biomass
M An unexploded WWII bomb
N Fish (later -x)

1 a box that's slightly bigger or smaller inside
2 plastic bag that makes you hungry
3 a dress that can't be cleaned
4 a broken pen that gives you an interest in astronomy
5 A broken office chair that can make you breath underwater, but makes you deaf
6 A shoe that gives you a heart attack when worn
7 a blue liquid, recreatable, that gives back memories but lowers intelligence
8 A xykophone that changes your hair color when played

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Discovery: SCP-3422 came into interest of the foundation when webcrawlers discovered an individual selling anomalous items on ██████.com, Thanks to cooperation with ██████.com, agents were able to track down the seller.

After interviewing them (see addendum-3423-a), they revealed they had found the objects in a park in ███████, Belgium. Agents were dispatched.

The agents searched the area and found a number of anomalous objects (see addendum-3422-b) in the same general area. This area was stripped of plants and objects, and classified as SCP-3422-0.

The items found and classified, not yet mentioned are:

SCP-3422-C: 120 m² of soil and grass.
SCP-3422-D: 68 000 litres of water from the pond nearby.
SCP-3422-E: A dead tree of the species
SCP-3422-I: 23 m of dark green fence.
SCP-3422-J: A rock from the middle of the pond.

All items taken were replaced with replicas. Security cameras were installed to monitor the area, but no anomalous items have been found in over 3 months, making it safe to conclude SCP-3422 was removed from the area.

To avoid confusion with the many labeled objects, addendums are numbered with lowercase letters and experiments and incidents with roman numerals.

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Interviewed: J██ A██████., shortened as J.A.

Interviewer: Dr.

Foreword: Interview taken right after J.A. was taken from an old folks home and was brought to site-XX

<Begin Log>

J.A.: Wat is dit en waar ben ik? (Translated: What is this and where am I?)

Person: I'm sorry we couldn't find a dutch translator or staffmember, Do you speak English?

J.A.: A little bit, yes.

Dr.: Do you know what you here for?

Dr.:exactly, where did you discover them?

J.A.: sorry?
Dr.: Where did you get that stuff from?

J.A.: ah, I found it in a park.
Dr.: Where is this park?
J.A.:in ██████, in belgium.

Dr.: When did you find them?

J.A.: uhm… three months ago. No, it was febuary, so… five. Five months ago.

Dr.: Febuary? What did you do all that time? Why didn't you call the authorities?

J.A.: They didn't believe me, they thought I was crazy and senile.

Dr.: And what did you do? How did you discover it?

J.A.: One day, I went to a bench in the park and I was very hungry op once

Dr.: Op once?

J.A.: uhm… All of a sudden. Thats the right word… Anyway I went away and I was not hungry, so I went back and I was hungry again.

Dr.: And then?

J.A.: Some wind came and blew a bag away, I noticed that I was not hungry on the bench anymore, but I was hungry close to the plastic bag. I took the bag home and every time I was close to it I was hungry.

"Dr.: How did you discover the other objects?

J.A.:I went back the next day and I looked around, and on the other side of the fence was a box. I got over the fence and looked in the box, and it was bigger inside.

Dr.: And the dress?

J.A.: I think a month later, I found a dress laying in the… Whats the word… 'tak'… Branch! It was in the branch of the tree.

Dr.: What did it look like?

J.A. it was dirty and full of mud, so I put it in thr washing machine, but all my other clothes got dirty, and I tried washing the dress alone, but I could not.

Dr.: Do you have any other items?

J.A.: No.

Dr.: Did you tell anyone about it?

J.A.: yes, my caretaker, but they did not believe me?

Dr.: What motivated to sell the items?

J.A.: Hmm?

Dr.: Why did you sell them?

J.A.: I needed money.

Dr.: One last question: would you consider the items you discovered dangerous?

J.A.: not really.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After the interview, J.A. was brought back to their room, and agents were dispatched to the area J.A. mentioned.


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Classification: SCP-3422-
Date of discovery:
Location of discovery:
Anomalous effect:

Classification: SCP-3422-1 (A to F)
Date of discovery: ██/██/2017 (investigation of 3422-0), 24/08/2018, 31/08/2018, 19/11/2018, 12/12/2018
Location of discovery: from J.A., SCP-3422-0, containment cell o f 3422-A, containment cell of 3422-G, twice in large containment cell.
Appearance: A cardboard box with branding from moving company [REDACTED]
Anomalous effect: The inside is smaller or larger than the outside of the box. The amount varies per instance. The sides of the box are unbreakable.

Classification: SCP-3422-2 (A & B)
Date of discovery:██/██/2017, 30/1/2018
Location of discovery: from J.A., large containment cell.
Appearance: A plastic bag
Anomalous effect: If an individual comes with in a ~4 m proximity of 3422-2, they will experience intense feelings of hunger, and will eat as much as they can if given acces to food, and will keep feeling hungry despite how much they've eaten. If the bag is removed from their proximity, the hunger will dissapear.

Classification: SCP-3422-3
Date of discovery:██/██/2017 (investigation of 3422-0)
Location of discovery: from J.A.
Appearance: A dirty, red dress
Anomalous effect: When a subject tries to clean the dress, more dirt appears between the cloth. No source of the dirt has been found. No effects have been observed if one wears the dress.

Classification: SCP-3422-4
Date of discovery: ██/██/2017 (investigation of 3422-0)
Location of discovery: SCP-3422-0
Appearance: An orange ballpoint pen missing its upper part
Anomalous effect: When a subject comes into contact with the pen, they will remark on a sudden interest in astronomy. This interest stays for about 2 minutes after contact.

Classification: SCP-3422-5 (A & B)
Date of discovery: 02/08/2017, 16/11/2017
Location of discovery: Containment cell of 3422-H, Containment cell of SCP-3422-A
Appearance: A red and black checkered blanket, A white and grey striped blanket.
Anomalous effect: When sitting on top of the blanket, insects will be attracted to the location and will irritate the subject. Insects will keep following subject regardless of 3422-5 for 10 minutes.

Classification: SCP-3422-6
Date of discovery: 03/10/2017
Location of discovery: Containment cell of 3422-B
Appearance: Glasses with one broken lens
Anomalous effect: When worn, subject will experience a lethal heart attack.
Note: This item caused Incident-3422-I

Classification: SCP-3422-7
Date of discovery: 08/08/2017
Location of discovery: Containment cell of 3422-K
Appearance: A hankerchief/ cloth tissue
Anomalous effect: 3422-7 possessed a mild antimemetic effect. Subjects to it will forget about its existance after about a month, but they will still recognize it if they see it, and their memory of it will be restored for another month.

Classification: SCP-3422-8 (A to M)
Date of discovery: two on ██/██/2017 (investigation of 3422-0), three on 07/08/2017, two on 07/09/2017, four on 08/10/2018, three on
Location of discovery: 3422-0, Containment room of 3422-B, Containment room of 3422-F, Containment room of 3422-A, Containment room of 3422-B
Appearance: glass marbles
Anomalous effect:

Note from author: Before I publish this document, I'll of course add more to this list (suggetsions welcome!)


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Time & Date:
Description of events:

Time & Date: 03/10/2017, exact time not know.
Description of events: when Dr. put on SCP-3422-6, they died of a heart attack.
Experiments with D-class show the same effect.
Description and containment procedures were altered, Dr. requested to change object class to euclid, but was denied.

Time & Date: 20/10/2017
Description of events: SCP-3422-G4 died, presumably of stress.

Containment breach-3422-I
Time & Date:Discovered 29/12/2017, assumed to have happened earlier.
Description of events: An instance of SCP-3422-? was found on a grass patch next to the Site-XX parking lot, area was stripped of plant life and experiments showed grass had SCP-3422.
The biomass was put in 3422-A's containment cell.

Containment breach-3422-II
Time & Date: 30/12/2017
Description of events: After Containment breach-3422-I, the vents of SCP-3422 were investigated and while no, an instance of SCP-3422-8 grew from a sample of dirt outside the vents. The area was stripped of plant life and put in 3422-A's containment cell. Filters were installed.