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Item #: SCP-3422

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All biomass with SCP-3422-A is kept in a large biological containment cell in site-XX.

Before and after entry into the room, Personnel must put on newly washed clothes, and all clothes worn inside containment area to be sterilized. Air- and wateracces to SCP-3422-A must be filtered.

The containment cell of 3422-A must be checked daily by D-class for unusual objects, objects found must be put in a sterile box before taken out of containment, and are to be studied and classified in the log (see addendum-3422-b).

Biomass with SCP-3422-B is kept in a small biological containment cell. No objects are allowed to be left inside of this room.

Description: SCP-3422 is an anomaly of unknown nature, which affects plant life.

When any object is placed on SCP-3422 affected plants, it will desolve away, and reappear later, with anomalous effects.

What anomalous effects are given, what type of objects are absorbed, how fast this happens, the level of danger, etc. depends from instance to instance.

A list of all instances can be found addendum-3422-a

SCP-3422 is most likely not a virus, as no difference has been found between SCP-3422 infected life and non-infected that suggest this.

History:SCP-3422 came into interest of the foundation when webcrawlers discovered an individual selling anomalous items on ██████.com, Thanks to cooperation with ██████.com, agents were able to track down the seller.

After interviewing them , they revealed they had found the objects in a park in ███████, Belgium. Agents were dispatched to the location.

Field agents searched the area and found a number of anomalous objects in the same general area. This area was stripped of plants and objects, and classified as SCP-3422-0.

All items taken were replaced with replicas. Security cameras were installed to monitor the area, but no anomalous items have been found in over 3 months, making it safe to conclude SCP-3422-Alpha was removed from the area.

idk/idk/2018: Data breach occured, a number of SCP files were released, including that of SCP-3422

idk/idk/2018: The email address of "Soap from Corpses Products, Inc.", An SCP front website, received an email from someone who claimed to work with SCP-3422.

SAME DATE MENTIONED IN EMAIL: MTF-Omicron-40 brought to the site mentioned by (person).
ό40-1,ό40-2,ό40-3 and ό40-4 (referred to by their numbers for ease) went to meet with (person).
ό40-5 to 9 and a number of security officers hid behind a wall closeby, incase backup was necessary.

Incident-3422-A02 Transcript


Log starts at the moment (person) meets with the MTF
1: You are (person)?
(person:): Yes, I am. Come on in.
The group enters a door. A hallway with 2 doors to the left and one opened at the end can be seen
1: Where are these boxes with SCP-3422 you mentioned in the e-mails?
(person): They are in that room (person gestures towards the opened door at the end of the hallway)
1: Let's go there then.
The group walks toward the door. Inside is a room with tables, with on top of the tables boxes full
of grass, moss, and other plants. From the room large lamps are suspended. There are 2 doors on the wall
Facing away from the previous door, and a garage door to the left.
1: Is there anyone else here?
(person): Yes, actually. (person2) is in a room behind that room there. person gestures towards the left door of the 2 previously mentioned. but, uhm… he's… intoxicated.
1: two, go check that door.
2 does not respond.
1: TWO!
2: Oh yeah, sorry … uh… numbers, right. Why can't we have actual codenames? numbers are lame.
1: Stay professional please.
2: Sorry, but I just think we should have cool names like 'Andromeda' and stuff like that.
1: █████, FOR FUCK SAKE, stay professional.
2: Jeez.
2 opens the door, and finds a room with many closets full of papers and a desk, with someone asleep on it.
2: Yep, he's pissdrunk.
1: Well, let's start taking stuff with us, 2 and 3, you take the paperwork, 4 and I will take the plants.
1 min. 34 seconds later, a loud sound can be heard from behind the garage door.
1: Uhm… Everyone, be silent.

A man dressed on black opens the garage door and walks true it.
Man dressed in black: Uhm, Chief? We've got a problem.
More people walk true the garage door.
"Chief": Who the fuck are you?
1: We are from the SCP Foundation, who are you?
Chief: Oh, Scip guys.
1: I said who are you?
Chief: We were hired by Marshall, Carther and Dark, apparently these guys weren't very honest.
1: (person)?
(person): Well… Uh, they thought we were collecting these things,… They didn't know we farmed them.
Chief: Anyway, you can hand this stuff over now.
1: Yeah, no we won't.
Chief: Were backed by a huge organisation, one of the biggest of the planet. Give it to us.
3: So are we.
1: Exactly. 1 gestures a hand gesture previously agreed to mean 'call for backup' to 4.
4 then uses there sound-proofed helmet to ask the rest of MTF-Omicron-40 to come.
Chief: Mate, you're outnumbered.
1: No we're not. Don't get cocky.
ό-40 5,6,8 and 9 enter the room.
2: Dude, nice timing.
1: Stay professional.
5: Alright, Stand back please.
Chief: Fuck off.
There is silence for 5 seconds. Then a member of the group hired by Marshall, Carther and Dark Points theirs
gun towards 1, MTF responds by raising theirs.
1: Let's avoid a fight, I don't think any of us wants SCP-3422 destroyed.
Chief: I agree, we don't wanna damage the magic plants. So it seems we-

Chief is cut of by the sound of people entering the hall. A group of individuals enter the room
"Andrew": Uhm, what the fuck?
1: Who are you?
Chief: Who are you?
1: Shut up.
Chief: Shut your whore mouth, dumb scipper.
(person): That the group I worked for.
Andrew: (person), is this your fault?
(person): Well, no… yes… uh, sorry Andrew.
Chief: Alright shut the fuck up. So you're the guys who've been scamming us?
1: Don't you dare shoot them.
The group who entered draw their guns.
1 does the hand gesture 'call for backup' toward 4 again. MTF-Eta-26 is able to arrive soonest, 15 min.
Unknown: Can anyone explain what's going on?
6: We are here to contain SCP-3422, those plants. And they are here because you apparently scammed them
Andrew: Oh, shit.
Chief: Seems like we got a three way standoff. We all want the plants, but fighting means we'll
destroy them.

Andrew: Pershaps we can split in three?
Chief: Hell, no. You really thought thats a good idea?
1: No can do. We are here to contain it.
Chief gestures something towards one of his companions, who then talks into a walkie-talkie
1: Hey, what was that?
Chief: We called for back up. If we outnumber you, this thing is over.
1: We called for backup too.
Chief: Oh, well it seems like whoever arrives forst wins then.
Andrew: Hey, uhm, guys, how about we-
Andrew is cut off by the sound of broken windows coming from behind the not yet opened door, and
from the garage door. A group of individuals storm into the room, then slowing down in confusion.

"Bolivar": What the hell?
1: Who are you and why are you here?
Chief: Who the fuck are you and- … yeah, what he said.
Bolivar: …uh…we are are those we believe that humanity … and all the other peoples, even unnatural ones, do not deserve to-
1: Oh, you're serpent's hand. Why are you here?
Bolivar: We followed you here. To prevent you from repressing those who did nothing wrong. To stop you from jailing away people simply because-
Chief: Well it seems like you went where you shouldn't have.
Bolivar:Stop interrupting me!
Chief: In a way, the situation hasn't changed I guess.
Bolivar: Why don't you guys just shoot eachother?
1: Because we might destroy SCP-3422, those plants here.
Bolivar: Oh. I was wondering what that was.

Chief: For fuck sake, This room is getting way to cramped with all these people here, why don't you just leave already?
1: I don't think I have to answer that.
Chief: Yeah, ok, stupid question, I admit.
A Serpent's hand member whispers something towards another, but it is not clear what.
Unknown: (whispering) hey, uhm, Bolivar, why dont we just attack, it's just plants.
The room is silent for 6 seconds
Bolivar: ATTACK!


Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Incident-3422-A02 Transcript

21:43
This is O40-1, Currently at the entrance of some building, right now we are waiting for (person).


21:56
The door can be seen being opened, with a figure stepping out.
O40-1:Identify yourself, please.
(person): I'm (person), you must be the foundation guys.
O40-1: Can we enter?
(person): Yep, come on in.
The four personell and (person) walk into the building, inside is a long hall with doors on the left.
In the distance is a bright room
O40-1: Alright, we'll ask you some questions. Can you elaborate how you use SCP-3422 and
describe the process?
(person): Well we have these tables with grass and moss that has SCP-3422 and we put some
objects in it sometimes, then wait until they come back, then we sell those.
The group walks true the hall, towards the lit room.
O40-1: Do you know anything about the exact nature of SCP-3422?
(person): uhm, not really, no. We just know it affects plants, and spreads and stuff. (person2)
makes new types.
O40-1: Types?
(person): Yeah, … some types work differently then others, some are faster, some are more
mind-affecting, other are more physical, some are more dangerous then others.
O40-1: and (person2) is someone who makes new types?
(person): Yes.
The group arrives in the room. It is approximately 20 by 10 meters. The room is filled with grass
being grown on boxes on tables, similar to a greenhouse. Suspended from the roof are large lamps.
There is a garage door to the left, and 2 doors infront of the MTF's current position.//