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Item #: SCP-3683

Object Class: Euclid Safe/ (SCP-3683-C1) Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: All specimens of SCP-3683 are to be kept at Site-19, East Wing. SCP-3683-A, SCP-3683-B, (SCP-3683-C1 is at present deceased) and SCP-3683-D are to be kept under direct light of any kind for at least 15 hours a day and are to be given basic fertilizer once a month per SCP-3683-A’s request. They may roam around the Site once permission has been granted by the Head Researcher and they are under watch by any personnel of that they have agreed upon and “bonded with.” This is because they may become unruly and surly without a bondee. The main chamber that they are housed in is a 3.5m by 3.5m by 2.7m room and kept at 68°F to 72°F, (20°C to 22.2°C) with 60% humidity with at least one bondee in the room at all times of 02 or higher. When taken on walks a spray bottle with a notepad for writing down information about their past, a water solution, and fire extinguisher is to be kept on the bondee at all times due to SCP-3683-D’s fire hazard and to keep all specimens of SCP-3683 hydrated.

Description: SCP-3683 is an a chia/ceramic-based animate group of mythological creatures (with the exception of SCP-3683-A who is a humanoid). They vary in color but are all multiple vibrant/contrasting shades of green and brown. They all seem based off of Chibi art style in 3D form. They’re approximately 20 cm to 14 cm tall and at 35 cm to 20 cm wide. They have very great agility and perception though, exact ways of locomotion with a ceramic body are unknown. SCP-3683 enjoys being read to (mostly fantasy) and playing dice and card games (Dungeons and Dragons and Blackjack are some examples) and are very interested in Botany.

SCP-3683-A is a 22cm tall by a 9.2cm girth (which is about proportional for humans). It appears to wear a moss cloak(dark green) with chia hair (bright green) and a ceramic body. It wears a cotton shirt (poorly crafted and white) and a tough leathery plant based pants (color of khakis). If spoken on the fictionality of magic and adventurers it will insist that it is a Druid adventure of the land of Chiarore. It has been decided to not attempt to challenge this point because then it may become reclusive and rebellious. It also has shown some bioluminescence, "a passion for Botany" and knows many types of flora.

SCP-3683-B is a 14cm tall and 25cm long. It appears to be based off of a unicorn. It seems like it is wearing some kind of horse armor that feels like a shell armor that is a smooth blots of tan on creamy white. The hair is a light green chia based strings and a saddle of similar substance to the pants of SCP-3683-A. It has been conveyed by SCP-3683-A that it enjoys long rides, crunchier soil and sweet treats.

SCP-3683-C1 was described by SCP-3683-D to have been a rude, selfish, and nosy monster who had, “Burned rather well.” (See Addendum 3683-D-B3, shown below) According to the records most of which had been burned, it was a phoenix-like creature of indeterminate size who was about the right size to have been ridden by SCP-3683-A. It was most likely majorly made of chia that was a light green and talons and beak of ceramic. Its wings appear to have been made of moss. According to SCP-3683-A and SCP-3683-B(who was translated by SCP-3683-A) to have been, though rather strict, quite to the contrary of SCP-3683-D’s account, described as brave and caring. The recovered remains of SCP-3683-C1 are currently stored in a jar within the containment facility. Current anomalous properties of the jar known as SCP-3683-C2 include resistance to all types of physical trauma, and some repairing properties towards ceramic objects.

SCP-3683-D is dragon-like in appearance and of a persona portrayed in many myths and stories about dragons (though one of western build not eastern build). It is 17cm tall and 26cm length. Its scales appear to be out of shell similar to that of SCP-3683-B’s armor though patterns color is opposite. It is obedient like the others though it unlike the others also has the anomalous property of making those who converse with it (other than its fellows) become annoyed or disbelieving no matter what SCP-3683-D says. It loves to speak in riddles or rhymes and has a fondness for shiny or pretty objects. It also like a dragon can breath fire though only for short distances and at low amounts, and the fire is rarely dangerous and is uncommon in its own right.

History: They were found in ████████, Florida, after a raid conducted because of a report from the surrounding neighbors who claimed to have seen plants moving around. After the object was confiscated it had been discovered that the botanist had died of natural causes though it is noted that a the time she was suffering severe mental strain. The woman had had split personality disorder and was involved in a cult. After this information was obtained, Class B amnesiacs were administered to the neighborhood. There are unconfirmed reports that there may be another specimen of SCP-3683 in a griffen form but the data has only come from the fellow species of SCP-3683, some neighbors, and not from pictures or written documents.

Addendum 3683-A1: An Alchemist Botany: Transmutation and Personality Excerption- -Book Remains, p.667-
A1

“After the all of [subjects] personalities are removed, use a knife and [Data Redacted].
Once this is complete the demon, ████, will appear and remove all stain of injury [From
the corpse]. This process may take up to 5 weeks…”

Addendum 3683-A/B/D-B1-4: Recordings of Interviews
B1:

Interviewed: SCP-3683-A/B/D

Interviewer: D-9854

Foreword: SCP-2683-A,B,D began speaking about testing facility while on a walk through
Site 19. D-9854 was taking notes at the time as per standard on a handheld microphone.
Personnel data and Irrelevant has been omitted or redacted. Also note that at the time SCP-3683-D was known as SCP-3683-C.

SCP-3683-A: I love your place here sir.
D-9854: Thanks kid, but it's not mine.
SCP-3683- CD: Yes well, It’s very grand and all that.
D-9854: Can SCP-2683-B talk?
SCP-3683-A: Well, I mean she can talk to us just fine.
SCP-3683- CD: Just fine.
D-9854: Sure. Like how I talked to my dogs.
SCP-3683-B: Comprtu ma idtum!
SCP-3683-A: No, not to be contrary with you sir, but I mean we can literally understand
everything she says. It's just that some people can't, if you get what I mean.
SCP-3683- CD: You know, like—
D-9854: No, I don't!
<End Log>

[D-9854 had to excuse themselves and take the SCP-2683 back to containment.]

Closing Statements: D-9854 had to be replaced as he became rather agitated, and later asked to only have to be with SCP-3683-A and SCP-3683-B. This request was granted by the Head Researcher.

B2:

Interviewed: SCP-2683-A/B

Interviewer: Agent ████ ██████

Foreword: SCP-2683-A and (assumed) SCP-2683-B wanted to go out into the hall for a
joyride. This request was taken up by personal request of Agent ████ ██████ and was
granted by Researcher █████ █████████ who encouraged that Agent ██████ ask
questions. Personnel data and Irrelevant has been omitted or redacted.

Agent ██████: SCP-3683-A, do you like to read fiction?
SCP-3683-A: What sort of fiction?
Agent ██████: You know, like that alchemy book that we found when we found you.
SCP-3683-A: So, science accounts. No, not particularly.
Agent ██████: That's not a science— you know what, I probably phrased that poorly.
Do you like Percy Jackson or Harry Potter?
SCP-3683-B: [unable to understand] Prrvgn cntok mrvn? Nincp.
Agent ██████: What?
SCP-3683-A: She says she doesn't like autobiographies. I think people's lives can be
interesting.
Agent ██████: Those are fiction.
SCP-3683-A: I don't think we know what you mean by fiction, Mister.
Agent ██████: You know, like made-up, not real, fairytales.
SCP-3683-A: But, you called the alchemy book fiction.
Agent ██████: ‘Cause it is.
SCP-3683-A: No they're not. You should know. I mean look around your foundation. Lots
of these thing were thought to be fiction, as I understand it, but, here they are. As plain as I am a Druid.
SCP-3683-B: Crm vectmx zptitm.
SCP-3683-A: Or she is a unicorn.
<End Log>

Closing Statements: [Data Expunged]

B3:

Interviewed: SCP-3683-D

Interviewer: Researcher ████ █████/Researcher █████ ███

Foreword: Records of SCP-3683-C were found (see below B4.) and each of the SCP-
3683 were interviewed by Researcher ████ █████. Irrelevant data has been omitted or redacted. Researcher ████ █████ had to have been trained to resist the anomalous
properties of SCP-3683-D prior to the interview. Researcher ████ █████ later had to be replaced by Researcher █████ ███.

Researcher █████: So, tell me about SCP-3683-C1
SCP-3683-D: Do you mean me or Fiorin?
Researcher █████: What?
SCP-3683-D: The Phoenix guy.
Researcher █████: Yes.
SCP-3683-D: He was a real diva. All high and prosy. So full with of himself.
Researcher █████: Really, tell me.
SCP-3683-D: Umm, am I annoying you?
Researcher █████: No, no, —
[Data Redacted]
Researcher ███: Where did he leave off? [Looks of to the camera]
SCP-3683-D: The fire.
Researcher ███: Course.
SCP-3683-D: Well he went up in flames, I don't mind telling you, fire, everywhere.
Always trying to be some kind of hero.
Researcher ███: Who went up in flames?
SCP-3683-D: Fiorin.
[Researcher █████ ███ goes through notes]
Researcher ███: How did he, uh, burn?
SCP-3683-D: Well, he is immune, to natural fire I mean, but he needed a little help from me to go into his "hibernation." He bloody well took his time.
[Researcher █████ ███ goes through notes again]
Researcher ███: Right… Well, I think that concludes this interview.
<End Log>

Closing Statements: Further training is required to handle this SCP. “He’s a liar. You can tell,” -D-9854. SCP-3683-D may be a pyromaniac. Further caution is advised for handling.

B4:

Interviewed: SCP-3683-A

Interviewer: Doctor █████ ████

Foreword: SCP-3683-A was questioned about the other SCP-3683s. Personnel data and
Irrelevant has been omitted or redacted.

Doctor ████: Good to see you again, SCP-3683-A.
SCP-3683-A: Good to see you too Mister.
Doctor ████: It’s nothing. Now can you tell me about the others?
SCP-3683-A: You mean us?
Doctor ████: Yes.
SCP-3683-A: Well, I’ll start with myself. I'm a Druid from Chiarore. I use Botany magic
and stuff.
Doctor ████: Would you mind—
[Doctor █████ ████ is warned.]
Doctor ████: Uhh, never mind.
SCP-3683-A: Right. I can tell you some other time Doctor.
Doctor ████: [Doctor looks to window then looks back] Sure…
SCP-3683-A: Cool!
Doctor ████: What are something you like to do?
SCP-3683-A: Like card games, sometimes science journals, magic studies, dice games,
writing.
Doctor ████: You’ll have to show me sometime. Can you tell me about SCP-3683-B?
SCP-3683-A: You mean Sean?
Doctor ████: Yes.
SCP-3683-A: She has some cool aura magic, healing stuff. and you know.
Doctor ████: No, I don't.
SCP-3683-A: Unicorn-magic-stuff.
Doctor ████: Right.
SCP-3683-A: Yeah, that.
Doctor ████: What does she like to do?
SCP-3683-A: Eat.
Doctor ████: Eat?
SCP-3683-A: Eat. Eat and sleep.
Doctor ████: What can you tell me about—
[Doctor █████ ████ goes through notes]
Doctor ████: SCP-3683-C1?
SCP-3683-A: He's— He’s gone.
Doctor ████: I'm sorry.
[SCP-3683-A appears to be leaking some form of tears from his eyes.]
SCP-3683-A: It's alright. He’ll be back. He promised.

[Interview was cut short because SCP-3683-A refused to answer any further questions.]
<End Log>

Closing Statements: Doctor requests that SCP-3683-C1 or SCP-3683-C2 should not be brought up while SCP-3683-A is present. Request denied.


Document 3683-1

[Not High Enough Clearance]