SCP-2991 (WIP)
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scp

SCP-2991 in containment

Item #: SCP-2991

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: item is to be stored in regular protective case at all times. When in testing personell are only allowed to taunt with 05 permission. D-Class personell are not allowed to handle device due to annoyance of device.

Description: SCP-2991 is an iPad with no downloaded apps and default settings. It always installs software updates automatically, despite the fact that there is no setting for it. The reason for this is because the Siri app on the device is sentient and controlls the entire tablet, leaving the device only partially controllable.

Addendum 2991-1: Log of tests done with SCP-2991
Test 1 - 1/27/15

Subject: Dr. Kempenaar

Procedure: Kenpenaar ordered to say the following to Siri: "Will you marry me?"
Results: Siri responded: "Sure, then I'll grow legs and swim in the ocean," The results show that Siri is sentient, due to this phrase not being in her responses on a non-anomolous Apple device