Item #: SCP-XXXX "The all knowing man"
Object Class: Euclid
Addendum: SCP-XXXX is currently classified Euclid although the original SCP-XXXX which was classified safe is neutralized. It is currently classified Euclid because SCP-XXXX-B (possible reclassification to SCP-XXXX is being debated) seems to be gaining SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties and we don't know If SCP-XXXX-B will behave less cooperative than SCP-XXXX since it has past relations with the foundation as D-Class personnel. 05 council has also banned the use of amnestics on SCP-XXXX-B because they could possibly not have any effect on SCP-XXXX-B and damage the foundations relations to SCP-XXXX-B even more.
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-XXXX is to be kept in any cell with a fitting door lock mechanism. The mechanism has to be a DNA scanner only accessible by selected personell with an IQ of 160 or higher or other designated personell. The Door has to be patrolled by at least one armed Guard.
Note: Any personell with an IQ of 160 or higher can contact Dr. ███████ to get approval to visit SCP-XXXX.
Addendum: !!Work in progress!!
Description: SCP-XXXX's appearence changes for each person viewing it with no clear pattern except always being a male. SCP-XXXX's "name" also changes depending on the person hearing it even if they both heard the name at the same time. SCP-XXXX can be physically hurt but as seen in Breach Even ██ SCP-XXXX is intelligent enough to avoid most hazards. SCP-XXXX has extensive knowledge of all subjects ever discovered by humanity and can speak any language including dead, fictive and experimental languages. It enjoys talking with personell with an IQ of 160 or higher and sometimes even asks for an interview with doctors having an IQ of 160 or higher although it dislikes questions regarding itself and is more pleased by telling the doctors other information. The only way it tells information about itself is mostly by giving the interviewing Doctors very. SCP-XXXX never stated having this criteria but it shows being displeased talking to peronell who don't meet that criteria.
Any Room occupied by SCP-XXXX for at least 24 hours will become SCP-XXXX's "lair" (SCP-XXXX-1). Any video recording of this process cuts off as soon as the room is changed and anyone observing it live through video surveillance or other means lose any memory of the event. SCP-XXXX-1 exceeds the laws of physics being bigger from the inside then it could be viewed from the outside. The interior SCP-XXXX-1 is decorated in a "classic style" of the region the viewer was born in. The only consistencies for all viewers are the bookshelves on walls of SCP-XXXX-1 and a desk with a number of chairs around it corresponding with the number of people including SCP-XXXX in SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX can materialize any written or drawn document ever created including notes, diaries and Blogposts. When questioned about this ability it didn't give a clear answer. SCP-XXXX can also materialize a black leather notebook containing seemingly all knowledge obtained by humanity which is classified as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 has the word "Notes" engraved on it. Subjects reading SCP-XXXX-2 for 7-14 hours have been reported falling into a coma. The only Subject that has woken up from the coma so far is D-████ although she didn't speak since he has woken up.
Addendum-01:
Foreword: After D-████ has woken up from her coma she had a panic attack but received sedatives to prevent any unintentional damage caused by herself. She was brought to questioning after a few days to let D-████ calm down.
Interviewed: D-████ is a 27-year old female with average appearance and psychological backround except having an irregularly high IQ.
Interviewer: Agent ████████
<Begin Log>
Agent ████████: D-████ did you see anything special in SCP-XXXX-2 that made you fall into a coma ?
D-████: SCP-XXXX-2 ? You mean that notebook ?
Agent ████████: Yes I'm referring to the notebook.
D-████: Nah nothing special. Just some shit about the american civil war. I read and then I just… passed out… and I was in this *pauses* in that fucking library for all the [Redacted] fucking months
Agent ████████: In a library ? That doesn't sound that bad.
D-████: You don't get it. Nowhere to sit… nowhere to sleep… nothing to eat… nothing to do. It was just the same fucking hallway with bookshelves over and over and over again.
Agent ████████: But you had books to read, didn't you ?
D-████: No… No. I didn't read them *pauses* It was something else. When I opened them all the information just flooded my brain and it was intense… I was always so weak and tired after reading them. But for some reason I knew I had to do it to be free again. I saw others as well but they didn't make it.
Agent ████████: Didn't make it ? Did they die ?
D-████: No… They were broken… weren't strong enough. You can just kill them now and free them. They won't wake up.
Agent ████████: Do you think the place you've been was a dream or some kind of SCP-XXXX's realm.
D-████: No it's not his realm it's his… it's origin. But that doesn't matter now. What matters is that I survived and I will be it's new vessel. It's not what you think it is, it's *interrupted*
SCP-XXXX Guard: *over the radio to Agent ████████* SCP-XXXX has just burst into flames… I repeat SCP-XXXX is neutralized.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Agent ████████ lost his memory after that point and the video camera documenting the interview lost it's footage after the event. D-████ (now classified SCP-XXXX-B) was later found in SCP-XXXX's containment cell having changed visual appearance but was still identifiable by her D-Class uniform. Some Staff speculate that SCP-XXXX-B will develope to become SCP-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXX "The Red Button
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 4x4x4 meters cell completely blocked of from any outside visual contact. SCP-XXXX's cell is to be locked with an air lock door mechanism. All personell are advised to have a distance of 30 meters between SCP-XXXX and themselves but this advise is not crucial to be followed. SCP-XXXX's door is to be guarded by two armed guards.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a red button with a 7cm diameter connected to a square gray flat plastic box with a speaker attached to it. An inscription is located on the front of the button saying "press me". The way SCP-XXXX's speaker works is currentely unknown due to it not containing any batteries or possible connection to a power source for the speaker to work.
If pressed SCP-XXXX's speakers will either say the phrase "Better luck next time" or "you're the winner" depending on what kind of events will folllow after SCP-XXXX was pressed. After SCP-XXXX is pressed any event with a length from a few seconds up to multiple hours can happen. These events can range from catastrophic events to "miracles". These events will occure within a 1 kilometer radius of the location SCP-XXXX is pressed. Due to SCP-XXXX's nature personell testing SCP-XXXX will first have to transport SCP-XXXX at least 2 kilometers away from the facility SCP-XXXX is currently kept. If SCP-XXXX isn't pressed for 2 weeks an event of significant importance mostly of catastrophic nature will occurre.
All subjects having visual contact with SCP-XXXX via any means feel a strong urge to press SCP-XXXX and report feeling a great amount of anticipation. This effect will however wear off if the subject presses an exact replica of SCP-XXXX within 24 hours. This effect can also occur if subjects know of SCP-XXXX's effects and are within a 30 meter range of SCP-XXXX. Although this effect is very rare staff are still advised to be cautious around SCP-XXXX's containment cell.
Addendum-01: Testing is only allowed for staff with level 3 clearence or higher due to SCP-XXXX's potentially catastrophic nature. Any test logs are to be handed over to Dr.██████ for review and will then be added to the official document. Any logs are to be written in this format:
Subject: (subject pressing SCP-XXXX)
Event: (A short description of the event and it's consequences)
Note: (An opinion or other less professional thoughts of the Supervisor of the expirement)
Addendum-02:
Noteworthy Expiremet Logs:
Expirement-012:
Subject: D-6729
Event: D-6729 caught fire. Fire only stopped burning after even the bones were incinerated.
Note: Maybe this thing isn't as harmless after all.
Expirement-033:
Subject: D-6865
Event: A replica of SCP-096 with the same abilities and anomlies was created. After 24 minutes have passed the copy exploded.
Note: That thing is fucking dangerous. I'd say we don't test on it anymore.
Expirement-046:
Subject: D-8902
Event: D-8902 was teleported outside the facility but was terminated before he could escape
Note: luckily that D was killed before he even knew what was going on.
Expirement-047:
Subject: D-1098
Event: D-8902 was resurrected and teleported outside the facility. Multiple shots to the head with high caliber sniper rifles were needed to terminate D-8902
Note: I don't believe that was just a coincidence. Is that fucking Button sentient ?
Expirement-048:
Subject: D-5625
Event: All Agents that fired bullets at D-8902 and the Supervising Doctors of Expirement-046 and Expirement-047 that were in SCP-XXXX's radius died with bullets found in their skulls later in the autopsy.
Note: There's no way this thing isn't sentient.
Expirement-067:
Subject: D-5421
Event: All staff and D class in SCP-XXXX's radius were healed of any disease including Dr. ████████'s lung cancer and Agent ██████ acquired immune deficiency syndrome.
Note: Finally that headache is gone.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard 4x4 m containment chamber with no possibility for direct visual contact to SCP-XXXX. All color video recordings need to be destroyed without being viewed. Black and white recordings are only allowed to be passed on to Researchers currently researching SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX's containment chamber must always be guarded by at least one (1) armed guard.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a grey cube of an unknown material similar in composition to cement but lighter only weighing around 10 milligram with 10cm long sides. The cube is also attached to a red balloon using a black 30 cm long cotton string. The cube although only weighing around 10 milligram is solid and hard to damage. The balloon has a crudely drawn curve (presumably a smile) and two dots (presumably eyes) on one half of it. The eyes and smile were drawn with what is presumed to be marker. The gas, which must be lighter than air since the ballon floats, inside it has not yet been identified since the leading researcher is concerned that it might destroy SCP-XXXX if we would pinch a hole in the balloon or open it.
Anyone seeing SCP-XXXX directly or via a color picture or video recording will be highly irritated and start to ponder the reason for SCP-XXXX's existence. This effect will worsen over time until the subject attempts to commit suicide. This usually happens after 1 hour of exposure but the time can differ drastically. SCP-XXXX's effect also apllies to black-and-white recordings if the subject was not aware of SCP-XXXX's beforehand.
SCP-XXXX was found in [Redacted]'s house which was located in the sub urban area of [Redacted].
[Redacted] was found the be the leader of a 4 members (including him) large cult that seemed to have seen SCP-XXXX as their Deity. [Redacted]'s house was the cults primary place of worship for SCP-XXXX. All members were found dead in [Redacted]'s house along with a suicide note (see Addendum-01) from their leader.