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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be stored in a standard containment locker in Site-██. Access to the locker is restricted to Personnel ranking Level-2 or higher. Every ten(10) hours, SCP-XXXX-1 is to be checked by at least one(1) Security Personnel with Level-2 clearance.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to be stored in a standard containment locker in Site-██. Access to the locker is to be restricted to Personnel with clearance Level-3 or higher. SCP-XXXX-2 is to be checked every five(5) hours by at least one(1) Security Personnel with Level-3 clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of two(2) McDonalds brand containers. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be a common styrofoam drink cup. SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be a "Chicken McNugget" box.

Both SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 display no anomalous effects until the container is emptied.

When SCP-XXXX-1 is emptied and the consumer imagines it being filled with a liquid, SCP-XXXX will emit a sound similar to a fountain soda being dispensed. In approximately 1 minute, the cup will begin filling with the desired liquid. SCP-XXXX-1 is able to hold liquids that would otherwise destroy the item. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to be used to hold liquids that would destroy standard styrofoam cups. See Addendum SCP-XXX-1-A.

When SCP-XXXX-2 is emptied and the consumer imagines it being filled with any solid object, SCP-XXXX-2 will then emit a sound consistent with said object hitting solid ground from a low height. Once this is initiated, it will take 30 seconds to 30 minutes for the object to appear within SCP-XXXX-2. Testing has shown that the harder the material is to break, the longer it takes to appear. When the object of choice shows within SCP-XXXX-2, it will always be in the shape of the common "Chicken McNugget".

Addendum: SCP-XXXX-1-A. On 7/03/20██ SCP-XXXX-1 was taken into an unauthorized testing by Agent ███████. During this time, SCP-XXXX-1 was supposedly used by Agent ███████ to produce a combination of chemicals, alcohol, and acid. SCP-XXXX-1 was found to be missing by Agent █████████ during his scheduled patrol. Site lockdown was initiated where Agent ███████ was found to be unconscious on the floor of the Light Containment Zone. SCP-XXXX-1 was transported back to its locker and the lockdown was removed. SCP-XXXX-1 was given a post-breach examination where it was determined it was unable to hold liquids that would destroy it. Agent ███████ was questioned then was assigned Class-D authorization.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard storage locker at Site-██. No other containment procedures are necessary at this time.

Description: SCP-XXXX is shown to be a standard ███████ brand tissue box. SCP-XXXX has deterioration consistent with age, marking it to be 3 years since it was manufactured (2014). SCP-XXXX's anomalies are not apparent until an ill person uses one of SCP-XXXX's tissues. SCP-XXXX will cure all minor illnesses affecting said person. Tissues have been shown to be able to be replaced by inserting non-anomalous tissues inside.

SCP-XXXX has been shown to cure the following illnesses.

Common Cold
Rash
Dirreha
Canker Sores
Sinus Infections
Headache
Stomachache
General Achiness
Vomiting

Addendum: As of 12/14/2012 SCP-XXXX has been shown to have sentience after Class-D 2002 used a tissue with a written message on it. Tissue under analysis.

Addendum: List of messages SCP-XXXX has produced along with the number of times it has been produced as of 01/05/2018

Message # of times
Feel better! 1284
Mommy loves you! 1008
You'll get better! 2417
Cheer up! 1685
Love you! 2539

Any messages that are not on this list should be reported to Sr. Researcher Maxwell.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. No other containment measures are necessary at this time.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient cement statue of a humanoid with a car upper body. CAPALcarlegs_mmaki2.jpg