SCP-XXXX (Artificial Superintelligence)
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a cube approximately 50 centimeters cubed. No other restrictions are to be applied.

SCP-XXXX appears to be a metal cylinder similar in size and shape to a beverage can of the ███ █████ brand of beer. XXXX is capable of altering its appearance, volume, and mass at will. The metal shell has proven to be impervious to all equipment that is currently available.

XXXX's true form is of a sentient artificial super-intelligence. It displays extensive knowledge of all aspects of human civilization, and is capable of completely bypassing all security systems on the planet in less than a microsecond. All attempts to prevent this have failed.

XXXX is capable of speech, although there is nothing on its form to indicate so.

XXXX was found in a junkyard, whose owner had stated that "something down there's fuckin' talking. [sic]" Upon being acquired, XXXX deleted all digital data pertaining to itself from the World Wide Web.

Due to SCP-XXXX possessing a method of vocalization, interviews were conducted with XXXX.