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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a climate controlled chamber designed for inanimate biological entities. Staff working with SCP-XXXX are to be informed that it is very fragile. SCP-XXXX is positioned of it's back. The device in it's hand is not to be removed. The electronic component storing audio data has been extracted and is undergoing reconstruction.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a red humanoid featureless1 figure made out of stem cells. SCP-XXXX is held together weakly by the skeleton, veins and an unknown cellular cohesion found only in SCP-XXXX. This cohesion does not seem to be anomalous outside of it's connection to SCP-XXXX and can be re-produced. The effect is still valuable for inverted abstract biological research2

SCP-XXXX has a skeleton made entirely out of raw calcium and fused into a single piece. The individual bones match several different genders ages and ethnicity. SCP-XXXX's spine ends at it's neck without a skull.

What seems to be SCP-XXXX's circulatory system has no clear logic behind it's structure and seems to be veins making a random interconnected web throughout SCP-XXXX. Rather than blood these tubes are filled with water and trace amounts of iron, providing it's coloration.

SCP-XXXX has no trace of a nervous system. SCP-XXXX is dead on a cellular level and displays no signs of animation anomalous or otherwise.

No patterns to SCP-XXXX's genetics beyond the basic encoded that is required to still recognizable as DNA has been found. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX was able to reach it's current state with totally non-functional DNA.

It is unclear if SCP-XXXX was ever alive in any way or simply came into it's existence in it's current state. Several theories have been put forth:

  • SCP-XXXX was a functional organism but re-constructed into it's current state.
  • SCP-XXXX was alive at some point due via not yet considered means.
  • SCP-XXXX mutated into it's current state at an extremely fast rate and able to do so before it died.
  • SCP-XXXX is a sculpture made through unclear means simply designed to look interesting or to have some kind of underlying message.
  • SCP-XXXX is an entity attempting to mimic and possibly infiltrate the human race despite not understanding human biology.
  • SCP-XXXX is composed of a singular-cell organism that created a colony in the vague shape of a human and then mutated until it's genetics was unrecognizable.

SCP-XXXX was first brought to The Foundation's when satellite scans detected abnormal temporal readings. SCP-XXXX constantly emits 23.4-λ tico-thads of chronotonic interference within the surrounding space-time with no Project DATE-0 tagging and no association with The Timeline's entanglement lattice. For these reasons it is assumed that SCP-XXXX does not originate from period within The Alpha Timeline including the past present and/or future. However bootstrap analysis combined with usage of the ROOT_CAUSE machine indicates that SCP-XXXX had encountered the primary timeline and even be made of material from it.

Addendum: X-Rays have revealed a thumb-drive within SCP-XXXX's equivalent of a digestive tract. It has been recovered surgically.

The audio recovered from SCP-XXXX is a series of interviews between an unknown individual using an electronic voice-masking program and an unidentified female voice. These entities has been classified SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 for the time being. It is currently presumed that SCP-XXXX-1 is a Foundation staff-member using voice-masking procedures so that SCP-XXXX-2 cannot gain any more information than what is provided to prevent a temporal paradox and that SCP-XXXX-2 is SCP-XXXX "before" it reached it's current state. Due to exposure to non-standard time the drive it's self has become corrupted leaving several portions unrecoverable.

The recovered portions have been provided below. No further context is know.