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this document contains dangerous amount of s*x 😳 and 🍌. You have been warned.

SCP-294 EXPERIMENT LOG 2

Episode I
INFINITE MONKEY THEORY

Turmoil has engulfed the entire world.
The Foundation has to deal with roughly
9 XK class every week. Yet in
midst of all that a single hero
will save us all, our feeble
human minds are no longer enough.
Therefore we have returned to
our roots.
We have returned to monke.

If only this was not a dream.
The first ever Foundation Ultra was
birthed in the cover of a weekly
comic book in an age long past.
To be precise, it was birthed
on November the 14th, 1987.

It was a big event for the
small adventure comic industry.
To say the least. We did not
even bother to conceal the
fact that the super hero
would be a Super Monkey.

This is of course because it would
be a long time before
the literal meaning of the word
"Monkey" was deciphered.

So we put monke in charge of
all further experimentation.


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Fuck you

*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.1 - "Banan"」
RES🍌ULTS: Liquified banan


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.2 - Input: "Tomfoolery"」
RESULTS: A purple liquid was inserted into the cup. After ingesting the recipient immediately pulled out his mobile device, opened the 'YouTube' application and proceeded to view content from the "VTuber" video category.


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.3 - Input: "Idiocy"」
RESULTS: A yellow liquid was inserted into the cup. After ingesting the patient proceeded towards his personal Terminal and downloaded League of 🍌.


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.4 - Input: "Unfunny"」
RESULTS: A red liquid was dispensed from SCP-294. After ingesting the recipient was continuously uttering words and phrases such as: "based", "red sus", "amogus", "cringe", "redpilled", etc, until the subject was gunned down by an adjacent co-worker.


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.5 - Input: "Bliss"」
RESULTS: A blue liquid was dispensed from SCP-294. After ingesting the recipient pulled out their mobile device and proceeded to uninstall the 'Twitter' application.


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.6 - Input: "Perfection"」
RESULTS: A green liquid was dispensed from SCP-294. After ingesting the recipient reported experiencing an illusion in which he lived as a monkey, swinging from vine to vine and eating nothing but 🍌.


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.7 - Input: "Ineptitude"」

+ RESULTS:


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.8 - Input: "Realism"」
RESULTS: With each day the SCP Wiki as we know it is dying, it's slowly becoming bigger and bigger and attracting more and more people, but considering there is just so much stuff out there and that it's seriously hard to pass through greenlights with just a concept alone, and having to know if something similar hasn't been done before that it's just stopping a lot of people from getting in. Not to mention that new authors don't have the bliss phase of Series I where by trial and error they can better understand everything. It's becoming increasingly more hard to build up a sense of indivituality which is why so many people switch to INT if they only have a possibility to do so. At one point all the veteran authors will move on and will leave SCP Wiki only as a nice memory. What will be left? Who will be left? How many years does SCP Wiki have before it most surely dies?


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.9 - Input: "Banan"」
RESULTS: Liquified 🍌


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.10 - Input: "Downvote"」
RESULTS:

rating: 0+x

*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.11 - "Originality"」

+ RESULTS:


*「EXPERIMENT 294.M.12 - "Flattery"」

+ RE SU LTS:


this document is genuinelly terrible, for the good of the wiki I pray it gets deleted.
Due to negative responses from initial test screenings all further Episodes have hereby been cancelled.

Go fuck yourself.

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