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Earliest known photo of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Information pertaining to SCP-X is restricted to Level-2 personnel. SCP-XXXX is to be kept locked in the middle of a 30m by 30m room and must be monitored via camera at all times.

Any non-verbal contact within a 20m radius with SCP-XXXX must be permitted by a level 4 researcher and must not last longer than 10 9 minutes. Any personnel that come into contact with SCP-XXXX must be wearing a hazmat suit.

Any verbal contact with SCP-XXXX must be permitted by 2 level 4 researchers.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a purple loveseat. At the time of writing there is no known manufacturer for the couch. SCP-XXXX has experienced no signs of sentience, nor is it able to move. SCP-XXXX only speaks when it is directly spoken to. SCP-XXXX can only hold a conversation with one individual. If another individual attempts to speak to SCP-XXXX then it will ignore that individual. It is able to move at a speed averaging around 0.5kmph. Highest recorded speed is .82kmph.

When SCP-XXXX is within a 20m distance of any human it will begin to secrete a purple gaseous chemical substance. from in between the couch cushions. The effects of the substance begin to effect humans within 2-4 minutes of contact but can be slowed to 11-12 minutes 10-12 minutes with the use of a hazmat suit. The substance puts the victim into a hypnotic state. The victim will proceed to lay down on SCP-XXXX and experience heavy mood swings. The victim, now referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, will begin to melt on SCP-XXXX almost instantaneously. It is currently unknown how SCP-XXXX melts it’s victims. SCP-XXXX-1 will experience no physical pain from this. Any attempts to remove SCP-XXXX-1 from SCP-XXXX are met with backlash from SCP-XXXX-1 usually ending with the phrase “I just want him to come back!”. It is currently unknown as to who the person SCP-XXXX-1 is referring to is. See Addendum C-1. After around 5-6 minutes SCP-XXXX-1 will melt completely even while wearing a hazmat suit.

Any personnel who are effected by SCP-XXXX and are retrieved before they come into contact with it are to undergo 4 weeks of physciatric evaluation. Once personnel come into contact with SCP-XXXX there is no known way of removing them.

Addendum A-1: Discovery Log

SCP-XXXX was found in the apartment of █████ who has went missing █ years ago and is presumed to be dead by the Foundation. SCP-XXXX was retrieved by MTF Beta-7 “Maz Hatters” on August ██, 20██.

Addendum B-1: Audio Log
Date: September ██, 20██. Time: 15:08:37

Dr. ████ is inside the cell of SCP-XXXX performing tests on the gaseous substance it secretes under the supervision of Dr. Williams who is viewing via camera feed.
Dr. Williams: You almost done?
Dr. ████: Yeah, give me a minute.
Dr. Williams: Well you better hurry up, your 10 minutes is almost up.
Dr. ████ is seen standing up straight and begins moving towards SCP-XXXX
Dr. Williams: Dr. ████? Do you copy? Dr. ████?!? Shit! Someone get him out of there!
Soon after, MTF units are heard rushing into the chamber with hazmat suits. At this point Dr. ████ is already laying on top of SCP-XXXX while sizzling.
MTF Commander: Dr. ████, you there? After no response the MTF Commander signals to his team who attempt to remove Dr. ████ from SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX-1: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! [begins crying] I-I just wa-want him to come back! [crying starts turning into hysterical laughter]
MTF Commander: We lost him… let’s get out of here before we end up like him.
End Log

Addendum C-1: Audio Log
Date: November █, 20██. Time: 02:36:43

Dr. Williams along with Dr. Franklin are conducting experiments on whether time of day effects SCP-XXXX in any way.
D-11682 is seen shoved into chamber looking groggy
D-11682: Unintelligible whispers
Dr. Williams: D-11682, please stand perfectly still until given further instructions.
D-11682: What’s the point of putting me in this place if I’m just gonna stand still?!
Dr. Franklin: Failure to follow instructions will result in death. Stand perfe-
D-11682: What’s that couch? Can I take a nap on in? I haven’t slept for over a day!
Dr. Franklin: [turns off microphone] I swear these people never understand what “will result in death” means. [turns microphone back on] As stated before, do not move until further instructions are provided.
D-11682: Jeez, no need to be so harsh. [jokingly] They treat you like this too couch? Hehe…
SCP-XXXX Treatment? He couldn’t afford treatment. No money. No care.
[Dr. Williams drops clipboard]
D-11682: [with terror in his voice] Wa-Wait? What the fuck? What the fuck?!? Did the couch just speak?!? Ge-GET ME OUT OF HERE! LET ME OUT!!! [D-11682 begins banging on door while continuing to scream unintelligibly]
[SCP-XXXX is seen moving slowly towards D-11682]
SCP-XXXX: You want to leave? Just like him. He left me alone.
Dr. Franklin: Get the D Class out of there!
Dr. Williams: Wait, this could lead to a breakthrough! We need to get more information. [To SCP-XXXX] SCP-XXXX, who is this “he” that you’re speaking of?
[SCP-XXXX doesn’t respond and continues to slowly move towards D-11682]