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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the unpredictable nature of its manifestation, SCP-XXXX cannot be reliably contained, and efforts should be focused on treating it wherever it occurs. Foundation agents embedded in clinics, hospitals, and other medical facilities are to report any suspected cases of SCP-XXXX in patients. Any suspected patients will undergo a thorough examination of their medical history and, if sufficient evidence is found to confirm diagnosis, be referred to embedded Foundation doctors and surgeons for treatment.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous form of colorectal cancer1. Though its effects on the human body and risk factors are identical to its non-anomalous variant, SCP-XXXX has an additional memetic effect. Any medical professionals attempting to diagnose the cancer in its early stages will fail, regardless of expertise or available data.

Addendum: Case record of first positively identified patient.