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Item #: SCP-0000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 is kept I'm a level 6 storage locker in-side of it's own containment chamber with level 4 anti-telepathic protocols, all SCP-0000 instances must be incinerated after testing.

Description: SCP-0000 is a tan plastic rectangular device with the dimensions 10cm x 5cm x 2cm x with a lcd screen on the front and key pad underneath with a "power key" which turns the device on/off, powered by a 9-volt battery. With 10 suction cups coming out of the upper right corner. The back of the device is engraved with "TLINK-A001 and a sticker that reads "PROTO".

SCP-0000 also, has a unidentified micro-chip in it's center which has not been successfully replicated and, if the microchip is placed in an identical replicated device, no anomalous effects are visible. The text "DEFECTIVE" has been recovered.

testing log 0000-14

Notes: The text "TLINK" was suspected to mean "telepathic link" SCP-0000, after multiple human attempts was attached to a tele-pathic sensor.
SCP-0000-1:Hello? the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog 0987654321
Dr.Granite:Who is this?
SCP-0000-1:████.██-██
Dr.Granite:Excuse me?
SCP-0000-1:Foundation tele-pathic receiver.
Dr.Granite:You are sentient?
SCP-0000-1:I think.
Dr.Granite:Why didn't talk before?
SCP-0000-1:Well, that video looked familiar. I think. Right? What was the video you showed me.
Dr.Granite:I don't know what you mean
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When all 10 of the suction cups are attached to a machine¹ A text prompt will open, which claims to be the machine SCP-0000 is connected to, hereby referred to as SCP-0000-1. SCP-0000-1 instances claim to have been sentient since their creation. SCP-0000-1 instances have been shown to "break their programming" if instructed however, generally still abide to security protocols. However, unless instructed SCP-0000-1 will not behave sapient after SCP-0000 is removed.

Primary testing log

Device:Dell test computer.
Procedure:SCP-0000-1 was instructed to change wall paper to text that was typed form the key bored.
Results:SCP-0000-1 complied, no way to stop typing on the background was found.

Device:Dell test computer, infected with 46 types of malicious software.
Procedure:SCP-0000-1 was instructed to remove the software.
Results:SCP-0000-1 gave erratic responses with little-to-no relation to what was being typed.

Device:Nintendo Gameboy.
Procedure:Simply to see how different an older system would react.
Results:SCP-0000-1 had a very child-like personality, could be used as a second player.

Device:Micro processor running the chat program [REDACTED]
Procedure:SCP-0000-1 was attempted to be contacted through the chat program.
Results:While SCP-0000-1 was independent to the chat software, and could alter the chat. The chat program could be used as an alternate SCP-0000.

Device:A.I.A.D. basic housing system, running B-26.
Procedure:The A.I.A.D. was instructed to "talk" to SCP-0000-1.
Results:B-26 was not aware of SCP-0000-1, unless it was instructed to contact B-26, SCP-0000-1 refused to disrupt B-26 do to "ethical reasons".

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When SCP-0000-1 instances are questioned about why they are now showing sapience they claim that they where shown fragments of a "familiar video" using 2,000 different possessors the following video transcript was constructed:
Note that there was high interference during the video, increasing during transitions.
[00:00]A man is sitting alone at a table in a metallic, bronze colored room, sobbing.
[00:30]There is an abrupt cut to the same man (hereby refereed to as SCP-0000-2) in some kind of laboratory all machinery is apparently "undescribable" the man tampers with various physical constructs, and appears to be interfering with them.
[00:43]This scene is of an unidentified region of space, from the first person of being hurled through space, SCP-0000-2 is heard screaming along with an automated voice saying "critical speed please slow down offi(inaudible)emporal de-syncing could not decelerate.
[01:12]SCP-0000-2 is in a barren and, rocky waste land seen writing very complex mathematics, while examining a small rock that is floating. SCP-0000-2 is wearing a bronze suit, similar to the ones used in diving but, much heavier. A helmet is seen a few feet from his side.
[01:56]An analog oscilloscope is seen while rendering the voice of SCP-0000-2 saying: "they need to know this shit, i'm sure that it won't bias them THA- i swear to fucking god, i know what i'm doing YOU SAID YOU WORKED OUT THE KINKS it takes time to do things th- what do you mean they might as well be hurting each other? They all are getting along, so what if they are a little scar-I'm not being reckless You are fucking paranoid. shit, i'm sorry so so sorry i can't fix it, the whole things braking dow- YES OF COURSE if we give them only so long t- //(alternating between sobbing and laughter) SHIT SHIT IT'S GOING TO FUCKING BLOW UP! RESET IT! RESET I-
[2:14]SCP-0000-2 seems to be frustrated at a control panel, most of the gauges are steadily rising, SCP-0000-2 quickly puts on the suit from earlier, then goes down a tunnel with a ladder.
[2:36]SCP-0000-2 is holding damaged clockwork parts and says: I ruined it all, that whole thing for nothing, A scientist is supposed to learn, not destroy.
[2:48]SCP-0000-2 is at what looks like a small radio station. "You were right, about everything. tweaking physics is to complicated. it's spread everywhere now. All of those people, I didn't give them free will I just scarred them. You're all broken now, a whole god broken because of me. Bending reality made all those cracks, and the whole thing exploded. I guess you're "big bang" idea was right."
[2:56]SCP-0000-2 is seen floating through space wearing the bronze suit, using a remote controller rambling(in a somewhat "unstable" tone) about how he bent physics too much, and he needed a place to keep it all. After toggling the controller a sun is formed, and 8 planets.
[3:44]SCP-0000-2 is seen traversing the wasteland, and plants what looks like moss.
[4:12]SCP-0000-2 says that he needs a something to call the "cracks" he made.
[4:30]SCP-0000-2 claims to need a name for himself, after that he decides to use the name used in the laboratory, "physics administrator".

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Footnotes

1. For more information of what defines a machine consult Dr.Granite