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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept(…)

All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be checked for major changes, recorded, and then promptly incinerated to prevent a security breach.

SCP-XXXX-A-Prime is to kept in a lock box in Site-163's anomalous items wing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a HP brand Printer that has power despite seemingly having no power source. SCP-XXXX is non-functional as a non-anomalous printer. At seemingly random intervals, from 10 hours to 1 month, SCP-XXXX-A will be generated from SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 generates SCP-XXXX-A despite having no paper or ink cartridges.

SCP-XXXX-A is the collective designation for all paper fliers printed out by SCP-XXXX. If left undisturbed for 1 minute, SCP-XXXX-A will teleport to a random location, where one would put a public notice, on the Earth. After this happens once, it losses this property. All intances of SCP-XXXX-A are identical with the exception of one line of text that varies from instance to instance, designated SCP-XXXX-Δ. SCP-XXXX-Δ will have a short descriptor of a being or obstacle that will be a hindrance if to the challenge that SCP-XXXX-A poses.1 When a human comes into physical contact with SCP-XXXX-A, they will be transported to SCP-XXXX-1 with all objects on their person, at which point SCP-XXXX-A will become inactive for a time. SCP-XXXX-A becomes active again when the subject that originally came into contact with it reappears, weather the subject is alive or not. The SCP-XXXX-A instance that the Foundation uses for reference and repeated testing is designated SCP-XXXX-A-Prime.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a near exact replicate reality of Earth with three major exceptions:

  • SCP-XXXX does not exist
  • The beings or obstacles described in SCP-XXXX-Δ will appear and attempt to stop the subject from achieving their "goal", and
  • A long series of mental, physical, and emotional challenges across the expanse of SCP-XXXX-1 appear, and the subject must complete all of them in order to leave SCP-XXXX-1, I.E. their "goal"

It is unknown if SCP-XXXX-1 are already existent realities, or they are generated by SCP-XXXX.

Transcript of SCP-XXXX-A-Prime:

HEY YOU! YEA, YOU!

ARE YOU A FAN OF PUZZLES AND CHALLENGES? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR EXCITEMENT IN YOUR DULL, BORING LIFE? ARE THE IDIOTS AROUND YOU BRINGING YOU DOWN? THEN TAKE THE WORLD MASTER CHALLENGE©!!!2

PARTICIPATE IN RACES AND OTHER PHYSICAL CHALLENGES, FIGURE OUT COMPLEX PUZZLES, TEST YOUR METTLE, SEE NEW PLACES, AND BRAVE FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS!!!3

DON'T WAIT, DON'T HESITATE!

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