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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a manuscript variable in both content and medium. It is written on white standard 8.5” by 11” printer paper, as had been reported to be as long as fifteen pages. SCP-XXXX is most commonly written in what appears to be HB pencil or black pen. No chemical testing can be performed due to SCP-XXX’s anomalous properties.

The content of SCP-XXXX is difficult to define, as it is entirely dependent on perception. To each of its subjects, it appears as a self indulgent power fantasy written from the perspective of the reader. These stories are reported as very accurate to the desires and personalities of the subjects, and often mention family members, colleagues, and romantic interests by name. Any attempts to transcribe SCP-XXXX result in another instance with the same anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX can not be summarized, read aloud, illustrated, or translated without the presence of these effects.

SCP-XXXX has been described as ‘poorly written’, ‘juvenile’, and ‘creepy’. It seems to have access to all information that the subject does, and often alludes to or directly mentions other SCPs. For successful documentation of an SCP-XXXX instance, no more than seven key terms from the story are to be written in a nonlinear order in relation to the plot. Any D-class subjects unwilling to comply are subject to termination.

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