Equalsun - SCP spitballing
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept locked within two locked storage boxes located in Site-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2 may not be placed upon SCP-XXXX-1 outside of testing conditions.

Description: SCP-XXXX consists of a set of scales and a small weight, designated SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2. In all outwards appearances SCP-XXXX-1 is a standard measurement device made by the [DATA EXPUNGED] company in 1922. Its anomalous properties manifest themselves once a subject begins talking within the presence of SCP-XXXX. While they are giving their opinion on a topic of discussion, changing the position of SCP-XXXX-2 will accordingly change their views on the topic.

If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed onto SCP-XXXX-1 while a subject is talking they will become highly animated, changing their stance to suddenly care deeply about what they are speaking about. See Addendum XXXX-A for examples of this change. If the subject already cared deeply about what they were talking about nothing changes, though moving SCP-XXXX-2 will still have other effects.

If SCP-XXXX-2 is and placed upon the opposite side of SCP-XXXX-1 the subject will switch positions, stating that what they previously said was just a joke and that their real opinion is in line with the opposite of what they had been talking about. See Addendum XXXX-B for examples of this.

If SCP-XXXX-2 is removed subject will lose interest in the topic, suggesting that something else is discussed.