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I use collapsibles because they are cute.

Ideas in case I get unbanned:

-Animals disguising as carpets. Used to produce and sell "Carpet Milk".
-A pamplet appearing on store owner's homes, asking them to collaborate. Should the owner accept, all items sold by the owner will display anomalous activities, and the 10% of monthly profits will disappear.

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STUFF

+ Stuff, Lory

test.

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more tests.

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PINCIER'S THING

Italian:

La grande Fondazione contiene tutti i mali, dalla lucertola immortale al gufo con tre zampe. Le loro Task Forces, imbattibili e potenti, con le loro strategie ed i loro armamenti salvano il mondo dalla distruzione. Il suo personale, poi! Sopratutto gli Italiani, sono dei geni, che con mille trovate, una più geniale dell'altra, hanno sempre la meglio sulle anomalie. SCP-XXXX? Quello sciocco? Non fatemi ridere. Un dio della guerra? Sembra un dio della merda.

English:

The great Foundation contains all the evils, from the immortal lizard to the three-legged owl. Their Task Forces, unstoppable and powerful, with their strategies and weapons save the world from destruction. It's personnel, also! Expecially the Italians, they are geniuses, and with thousand ideas, one smarter than they other, they always get a leg up on the anomalies. SCP-XXXX? That idiot? Don't make me laugh. A god of war? It looks like a god of shit.

FANTEM'S THING

16:04 Fantem Despite being… well, millennia old spirits, they have very human personalities. They may have some quirks, but they have human wants, human desires, and … well, I was going to say human needs, but that's iffy.
16:05 Fantem Talking to them about magic is like talking to a historian about greek mythology, they won't bullshit you with mystic babble (unless they're trying to teach it to you, and even then, they try to keep it tame), and they generally know what they're talking about…
16:05 Fantem although, they might try and pull out the babble for intimidation value, even though it'd be mostly for show, and probably bullshit. Depends on the character.
16:05 Fantem They can't heal anything. Like, at all. The best they could do is patch up a wound mundanely, but if they try to do anything arcanely in the hopes of curing a wound or infliction, they'd be lucky to make a 'poof' effect. It's not so much the action, but the thought.
16:05 Fantem It's one of the restrictions placed on them during Eden. It's why no one was able to tend to the wounded at Eden, and why Stuart couldn't just heal Sarah in SCP-1619. Most "healing" effects are either created by non-Eden humans or entirely by accident.
16:06 Fantem One way or another, they can't die. They're either heavily invincible, rapidly adapt to survive, take the damage like a voodoo zombie (maybe regenerating like a DC black lantern), respawn after complete obliteration, reincarnate somewhere else, and/or any other kind of plot armor I can't think of at the moment.
16:06 Fantem It's why canon wise, if someone has a problem with one, most people try to seal them away as opposed to try and kill them outright (GOC would have a field day with that one). They also can't make a Faustian bargain for this reason, because when they "die", it just goes right back to them.
16:06 Fantem It'd be like claiming ownership of land on Mars in 1880; even if you get ownership of it, what's the point?
16:06 Fantem They can't back down on an oath. Ever. On top of being an Eden restriction, they have the philosophy of "If you can't keep a promise, don't make it in the first place." They rarely do it nowadays, because if they do, they are literally internally forced to do it, consequences be damned.
16:06 Fantem If they "die", they can be caught from anywhere… For an example of what I'm talking about, see SCP-2999-B. For reference, it's first come first serve for whoever wants to catch one. You'd probably have to know of the Edenite's death as it happens for it to work. They tend to come back on their own in a hour or so.
16:07 Fantem They all pretty much know about Eden. To them, the death of Eden is one of the greatest misfortunes in their history, and they've all lived through it, save for, like, three.
16:07 Fantem They always have an animal associated with them (IE: Stuart with a cat, Sarah with a rabbit, ect). This is usually because that animal is a work that they personally feel proud of.
16:07 Fantem A general list of rules that are simply restrictions, and are enforced through paradox, extreme probability, and compulsion:
16:08 Fantem They can't marry
16:08 Fantem They can't harm children unless they are one, or they are the child's parent.
16:08 Fantem They are incapable of killing humans, unless they basically do what Stuart and Sarah did at the end of SCP-2746 (See why that doesn't stop them with SCP-1913-2).

CURRENT DRAFT

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Lunar Containment Area-14 has been established on the Mare Nubium for the purpose of containing SCP-X. Foundation Autonomous Exploration Vehicle Upsilon-Kappa-81 (“Desire”) is to be constantly stationed inside SCP-X in order to record all events within the structure.

The Foundation shall liase with NASA and ESA in order to halt explorations of the Mare Nubium.

Update: As of ██-██-██ has been reclassified as Safe. SCP-X-A’s remains are to be held within a Class-XI Containment Vault in Lunar Containment Area-14

Description: SCP-X is a red cylindrical structure located within the Mare Nubium of the lunar surface at [REDACTED] coordinates, measuring ██m in height and ██m in diameter. Within the structure are present [REDACTED] humanoid entities, referred to as SCP-X-1. Most instances of SCP-X-1 appear to be superficially identical to humans, although some have been observed to possess several deformities, such as proportionally larger eyes and flatter faces. These entities do not appear to be sapient. All instances are held within 2m x 2m x 2m transparent cubes, which can only be opened by SCP-X-A.

SCP-X-A is a 1.96m tall orange humanoid entity. A third arm protrudes from SCP-X-A’s neck in the place of its head. SCP-X-A does not react to external stimuli, and will exclusively interact with instances of SCP-X-B.

SCP-X-B refers to beings of unknown, possibly extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensional origin. Instances of SCP-X-B will aperiodically manifest for a period of two minutes. The entities will often approach captive instances of SCP-X-1, which will then be released by SCP-X-A. Both instances of SCP-X-1 and SCP-X-B will then promptly demanifest.

Addendum:

REWRITES

Original SCP-2115 (by Smear-Gel)

Item #: SCP-2115

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2115 cannot be contained, but access to it should remain limited using standard internet censoring tools. Requests to shut down SCP-2115 has been denied¹ due to the possibility of an unfavourable reaction from SCP-2115-B leading to a possible Class 7 Information Breach. When left undisturbed, SCP-2115-B and the people who interact with them appear to be harmless. The number of people using SCP-2115 should be closely monitored but no attempt should be made to lower that number as long as it remains within the acceptable range outlined in Addendum 2115-C11. In the event of an instance of SCP-2115-B emerging from SCP-2115, Mobile Task Force Pi-1 is to be deployed to contain the instance and bring it back to Site 211-D for questioning.

Description: SCP-2115 is a website which currently has the web address ..ww.FEED███████.ww.█████.com.www. Further analysis has led to the discovery that this website is hosted on a larger web based server used by sapient lifeforms across a large number of extrasolar planets. How SCP-2115 is accessible from Earth computers is unknown.

SCP-2115 is functions as a website which allows hundreds of different sapient species to interact with each other through text, video, audio, and [DATA EXPUNGED], often with the purpose of finding friendship or companionship. Humans who access SCP-2115 frequently do so with the intention of attempting to enter romantic relationships with extraterrestrial and extra-dimentional beings (referred to in this document as SCP-2115-B.)

Whenever a person successfully enters into a relationship with SCP-2115-B, they are given the opportunity to be transported from the device accessing SCP-2115 to meet the instance of SCP-2115-B that they have become companions with. This service is provided by the website and carried out through unknown means. Approximately ██.█% of successful relationships end in this manner. No action needs to be taken in such a situation. Approximately █.█% of successful relationships lead to an instance of SCP-2115-B coming to Earth and in this situation, the relevant containment procedures must be carried out.

Addendum 2115-C11: Below are excerpts from the Application Form for SCP-2115, translated in English. It should be noted that there were also options to see the form translated in Latin, Esperanto, Mandarin Chinese, as well as ███ other languages presumably used on other planets. The full form is approximately 8 pages long.

1) NAME:

2) SPECIES:

3) ORGANIC:

[ ] YES
[ ] NO

4) NUMBER OF PERSONALITIES: (this also includes the number of souls within host body)

5) NUMBER OF POISONOUS BODY PARTS: (list all potentially toxic bodily fluids and gasses in this area)

6) TYPE OF EXTREMITIES:

[ ] Claws
[ ] Tentacles
[ ] Hands
[ ] [DATA EXPUNGED]
[ ] Other
[ ] None

7) PHYSICAL OR CHEMICAL HAZARDS: (tick all that apply)

[ ] Radioactive
[ ] Acidic
[ ] Oxidising
[ ] Other (Please specify: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)

8) DO YOU PREFER SPENDING TIME INDOORS OR OUTDOORS?

[ ] Indoors
[ ] Outdoors
[ ] No Preference

9) ARE YOU SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP?

[ ] Y
[ ] N
*(please note the number of people you would like to enter a relationship with)

23) DOES YOUR SPECIES ENJOY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE:

[ ] Y
[ ] N
[ ] Neutral

24) DOES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITHIN YOUR SPECIES LEAD TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

[ ] death of one participant
[ ] death of all participants
[ ] extreme pain to any participant
[ ] spawn
[ ] murderous intent
[ ] very angry parents
[ ] sudden promotion to queen or king of a large colony
[ ] the complete destruction of one or more ecosystems
[ ] Other (Please specify: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)

*If sexual intercourse leads to personality change make a note of what this entails below:

*_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

25) EXISTENCE OF ADAPTIVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS:

*In this case, if sexual intercourse leads to a high chance of death from giving birth (painful or otherwise), note details below:

*_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

56) HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:

*_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

57) DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

*(click »here« for a description of the difference between a pet and a slave)

58) TYPE A SHORT DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF:

*(due to the non-universal understanding of what constitutes as short, please attempt to not write more than {translated: ONE PAGE} of information about your personality and past. ONLY RELEVANT INFORMATION PLEASE.)

Alongside this form is a link that leads to a list of all the different species that currently use SCP-2115 alongside a general description of them, and their population. This was used to find out that there are currently ████ humans from Earth using SCP-2115, as well as [REDACTED] humans apparently from other worlds or dimensions. An extended log of findings based on research of the different instances of SCP-2115-B can be found in Research Log 2115-C11.

Addendum 2115-C12:

+ Click here for access to a number of sample accounts from humans as well as instances of SCP-2115

Name: Natasha ███████
Trans-Planetary Location: Earth
About: So um……this site isnt a prank? I dont really know what I'm doing here. It's all pretty surreal isnt it? I think, well I dunno. I dont want to tell anyone about this because they'll just think I'm a crazy person. And they'd probably be right. I just want there to be more to life than what we have here on Earth, you know? But now I'm just rambling. Hi there, universe. I'd love to get to know you.

I hope this is not just some roleplay website.

Name: ████████, slayer of the ten thousand waloks, king of the ever raging hordes
Trans-Planetary Location: V'Nuik Gar
About: I am ████████, slayer of the ten thousand waloks, king of the ever raging hordes, who's hobbies include glorious battle, laying waste to his foe's homelands, knitting, and crushing the skulls of my enemies under my boots. Seeking long term relationship, enjoys cuddling.

Name: ███ ██████ Ti-e-p
Trans-Planetary Location: Nu Sett Minor
About: After my Skuuuni of 50 years finally succumbed to the Heatlag Liquids, I thought I would never find love again. Luckily I have the best friends in the world, and they told me about this place. I'm not ready for a serious Glovegly yet, but I am willing to make some new friendships.

Name: Fginf Y ██ 23H74-███
Trans-Planetary Location: 03 Mrridann
About: (untranslatable)…my hobbies…(untranslatable)…chasing them down…(untranslatable)…hilarious…(untranslatable)…the screams are very…(untranslatable)…would like to join me…(untranslatable)…by myself.

Name: Reginald ████████
Trans-Planetary Location: Earth
About: Hello space! And more importantly, hello space babes! The Regginator is ready to get all up in some Zero G Jugs. And I'm sure that space babes are all ready for an earth man like me. I've read enough comics to know how much 3 breasted aliens are out there. That just means more to grab for me!

Name: ██ Ydarrrgril ████ █ █████
Trans-Planetary Location: Scqndor 7
About: Seeking one more life bond with a willing partner. As the absorption process nears completion, we will both be at a state of complete bliss, coupled with very high levels of enlightenment and joy. These are all good things. You will feel very good. As will I.

user was banned for {two weeks} for including misleading information in their profile

See Document 2115-C12 for an expanded list of sample accounts.

Addendum 2115-C13: Upon further exploration of the website, a note was found at the bottom of the home page, shown below:

Extra-social Extra-solars™ - ESES™

ESES™ is not liable for any physical, mental, emotional, social, spiritual, mechanical, technological, [DATA EXPUNGED], or other previously undiscovered type of harm to any users of the site, nor are they liable for any unsatisfactory relationships that may come about from using our website.

A subsidiary of F.E.E.D. INTERACTIONS

Good luck and happy interacting!

Rewrite SCP-2115 (SUCCESSFUL)

Item #: SCP-2115

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2115's domain is to be blocked from all major internet service providers. Type-III Foundation Web Analysis Bot OMICRON-20-PSI is to track and delete all advertisements of SCP-2115 found in dating websites. Testing requires the approval of at least one Level 4 personnel. All conversations between instances of SCP-2115-1 and Class-D personnel are to be monitored and documented in Document-2115-38-GH.

Update: As of 201█/██/██, physical contact between Class-D personel and instances of SCP-2115-1 is prohibited. SCP-2115-1-97-A is to be contained in a Class-A Incubator at Site-98's Biological Wing.

Description: SCP-2115 is a website accessible at the domain "www.██████.██" at IP address [REDACTED]. SCP-2115 functions similarly to non-anomalous dating sites, allowing the users to create a profile in which they can include informations such as species, gender, biography and method of reproduction. The profile will be automatically created once the users have completed the application form. Users are able to join only if the whole application is filled. All text within SCP-2115 (including conversations) will be automatically translated in the language the users preferred in the application.

SCP-2115-1 is the designation given to the non-human users of SCP-2115. Instances of SCP-2115-1 are sapient entities of unknown, presumably extradimensional origin, and vary greatly in appearance. Instances of SCP-2115-1 claim to use SCP-2115 for various intentions, mostly in the attempt to pursue a romantic and/or sexual relationship with one or more individuals. Should a user successfully enter in a relationship with an instance of SCP-2115-1, they will be able to send them a "meet" request.² Should said instance accept, it will manifest within 25 seconds to 1 week, approximately 2m in front of the user. The same scenario is possible should an instance of SCP-2115-1 send a "meet" request to a user. Following a time period of 6 hours, the entities will demanifest. However, some instances have shown the ability to demanifest before said time period.

SCP-2115 was discovered on the 201█/██/██, when an instance of SCP-2115-1 materialized in a bar in Manila, Philippines. The entity dematerialized before being contained by the Foundation. However, one of the witnesses claimed that it materialized after he sent it a "meet" request on what he believed was a roleplaying site. Class-B amnestics were administered to all the witnesses. Interviews with witnesses can be accessed via Interview Log-2115-A-01.

Addendum 2115-1: The following are excerpts of the application form needed to join SCP-2115. For the full application form, please see Document 2115-01-AD.

1) PREFERRED LANGUAGE:³

2) ARE YOU ABOVE YOUR CULTURE'S AGE OF CONSENT?⁴

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] My culture has no age of consent

3) REAL NAME:

3.b) USERNAME:

4) SPECIES:

4.b) PLACE OF ORIGIN:

5) ORGANIC:

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

6) NUMBER OF PERSONALITIES (this also includes the number of souls within your host body):

7) PLEASE SELECT THE ELEMENT ON WHICH YOUR METABOLISM IS BASED:

[ ] Carbon
[ ] Nitrogen
[ ] Selenium
[ ] Thoughts
[ ] Other

8) NUMBER OF POISONOUS BODY PARTS (list all potentially toxic bodily fluids and gasses in this area):

9) TYPE OF EXTREMITIES:

[ ] Claws
[ ] Tentacles
[ ] Hands
[ ] Pinciers
[ ] Antennae
[ ] Other
[ ] None

10) PHYSICAL HAZARDS (tick all that apply):

[ ] Radioactive
[ ] Acidic
[ ] Oxidising
[ ] Other (Please specify: )

11) DO YOU PREFER SPENDING TIME INDOORS OR OUTDOORS?

[ ] Indoors
[ ] Outdoors
[ ] No Preference

12) ARE YOU SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

‡(please note the number of individuals you would like to enter a relationship with)

23) DOES YOUR SPECIES ENJOY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Neutral

24) DOES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITHIN YOUR SPECIES LEADS TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

[ ] Death of one participant
[ ] Death of all participants
[ ] Extreme pain to any participant
[ ] Spawn
[ ] Murderous intent
[ ] Sudden promotion to queen/king/both of a large colony
[ ] The complete destruction of one or more ecosystems
[ ] Other (Please specify: )

‡If sexual intercourse leads to personality change make a note of what this entails below:

⁂§X§⁂

25) EXISTENCE OF ADAPTIVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS:

‡In this case, if sexual intercourse leads to a high chance of death from giving birth (painful or otherwise), note details below:

¶__
56) HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:

¶__

57) DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

‡(click »here« for a description of the difference between a pet and a slave)

¶__

58) DESCRIPTION(please keep your description no longer than one page):

Addendum 2115-2: The following are various excerpts from Testing Log 2115-19. For a full list, please see Document 2115-20-IO.

Testing Log 2115-19-A - 201█/██/██

Subject(s): D-7897 (Female, 23), SCP-2115-1-38
Entity Description: SCP-2115-1-38 is a 1.50m tall humanoid automaton composed of a black plastic-like material, vaguely resembling an adult female human.
Procedure: As per protocol, D-7897 and SCP-2115-1-38 conversated via SCP-2115 for two weeks, and was then asked to send the "meet" request. Testing took place at Site-98's Observation Room-5.
Results: SCP-2115-1-38 remained silent for a period of approximately 3 minutes, following which it promptly apologized, claiming it is unused to speaking with non-robotic beings, and that it has only recently "assumed emotions". D-7897 and SCP-2115-1-38 talked about various topics, often interrupted by the entity's inquiries, mostly asking if the terms it was using were politically-correct. Before demanifesting, SCP-2115-1-38 asked if its emotions were "real enough".
Analysis: Following testing, SCP-2115-1-38 contacted D-7897 via her SCP-2115 account a total of 5 times, asking if they could meet again. The proposals of further testing with SCP-2115-1-38 in the future and the exemption of D-7897 from monthly recycling are currently being considered.

Testing Log 2115-19-B - 201█/██/██

Subject(s): D-7903 (Female, 26), SCP-2115-1-39
Entity Description: SCP-2115-1-39 is a 2m long vermiform creature, violet in color, possessing 12 tentacle-like appendages. SCP-2115-1-39 communicated using a device attached near to its anterior end.
Procedure: The procedure was the same as the previous experiments.
Results: SCP-2115-1-39 often attempted to make physical contact with D-7903, despite her reluctance to do so. It also made offensive remarks regarding D-7903's body, and became indignant when she did the same, claiming that D-7903 was unable to "accept compliments". SCP-2115-1-39 dematerialized 27 minutes after, claiming that it was the "worst date it have ever had".
Analysis: D-7903 reported to be extremely surprised by SCP-2115-1-39's behavior, as it behaved completely different during their conversation period on SCP-2115.

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Testing Log 2115-19-G - 201█/██/██

Subject(s): D-8021 (Male, 31), SCP-2115-1-62
Entity Description: SCP-2115-1-62 is a 1.65m tall female human of Egyptian and Chinese descent, approximately 20 years old. SCP-2115-1-62's profile on SCP-2115 claims it was born on the 2073/██/██. Spoke in heavily accented English.
Procedure: The procedure was the same as the previous experiments.
Results: SCP-2115-1-62 claimed that finding human beings on SCP-2115 has been extremely difficult, and inquired D-8021 how he was able to find it. D-8021 was ordered to reply that he had found SCP-2115 while looking for dating sites. Subsequently, D-8021 was ordered to ask SCP-2115-1-62 who would have been the 45th president of the United States of America, in order to confirm the veracity of its claims. SCP-2115-1-62, however, appeared notably confused by D-8021's question, claiming that it had no idea what "president" or "America" meant.
Analysis: It is hypothized that SCP-2115-1-62 may originate from a different timeline, as the 78% of history-related questions it answered were partially and/or completely incorrect.

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Testing Log 2115-19-R - 201█/██/██

Subject(s): D-8991 (Male, 35), SCP-2115-1-97
Entity Description: SCP-2115-1-97 is a 1.77m tall humanoid entity, pink in color and completely devoid of hair. SCP-2115-1-97 possessed three spherical objects located 4cm from its head, each 10cm in diameter. SCP-2115-1-97 was able to communicate via a rectangular device attached to its forehead.
Procedure: The procedure was the same as the previous experiments.
Results: SCP-2115-1-97 inserted a small object similar to a contact in its left eye, and provided D-8991 a similar object, asking him to insert it in his right eye. D-8991 was ordered to comply. Subsequently, SCP-2115-1-97 asked D-8991 to hold its left hand and to remain silent. D-8991 was again ordered to comply. This lasted for exactly 5 hours, 39 minutes and 16 seconds. SCP-2115-1-97 claimed that it was extremely happy, and dematerialized shortly after.
Analysis: D-8991 reported that he was able to see what he described as a "romantic comedy", but was unable to recall its plotline. Following testing, SCP-2115-1-97 deleted its account on SCP-2115.

Addendum 2115-3: Incident 2115-Alpha.

On 201█/██/██, a 50cm tall metallic ovoid object materialized in Site-98's D-Block Upsilon, Dorm #12, where D-8991 used to reside⁵, four weeks after Testing Log 2115-19-R. The object contained a small entity, similar to an human infant of indeterminate sex, possessing a spherical orb 2cm in dimater located 2cm above its head, along with 156 10mL cylindical flasks, all containing a white substance. A picture of SCP-2115-1-97 was also found within the object, with the following note wrote on its back.

sorry i had to put you in this. i was young. her name is [UNINTELLIGIBLE]. pleas care of her [sic]

The entity has now been classified as SCP-2115-1-97-A. Special Containment Procedures have been update accordingly.

Addendum 2115-4: Document 2115-25-IK.

Upon further exploration of the website, the following disclaimer has been found at the bottom of the home page.

Extra-Species Extra-Special!™ - ESES!™

ESES!™ is not liable for any physical, mental, emotional, social, spiritual, mechanical, technological, or other previously undiscovered type of harm to any users of the site, nor are they liable for any unsatisfactory relationships that may come about from using our website.

A subsidiary of FEED INTERACTIONS™

Good luck and happy interacting!

Document 2115-01-AD

1) PREFERRED LANGUAGE:⁶

2) ARE YOU ABOVE YOUR CULTURE'S AGE OF CONSENT?⁷

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] My culture has no age of consent

3) REAL NAME:

3.b) USERNAME:

4) SPECIES:

4.b) PLACE OF ORIGIN:

5) ORGANIC:

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

6) NUMBER OF PERSONALITIES (this also includes the number of souls within your host body):

7) PLEASE SELECT THE ELEMENT ON WHICH YOUR METABOLISM IS BASED:

[ ] Carbon
[ ] Nitrogen
[ ] Selenium
[ ] Thoughts
[ ] Other

8) NUMBER OF POISONOUS BODY PARTS (list all potentially toxic bodily fluids and gasses in this area):

9) TYPE OF EXTREMITIES:

[ ] Claws
[ ] Tentacles
[ ] Hands
[ ] Pinciers
[ ] Antennae
[ ] Other
[ ] None

10) PHYSICAL HAZARDS (tick all that apply):

[ ] Radioactive
[ ] Acidic
[ ] Oxidising
[ ] Other (Please specify: )

11) DO YOU PREFER SPENDING TIME INDOORS OR OUTDOORS?

[ ] Indoors
[ ] Outdoors
[ ] No Preference

12) ARE YOU SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

‡(please note the number of individuals you would like to enter a relationship with)

¶__

13) DO YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES OUTSIDE YOUR NATIVE PLACE'S?
[ ] Yes (Please specify: )
[ ] No

14) HAVE YOU EVER TRAVELED INTERPLANETARY/DIMENSIONALLY?

[ ] Yes (Please specify: )
[ ] No

15) HAS YOUR SPECIES EVER COLONIZED OR IS CURRENTLY COLONIZING OTHER PLANETS/DIMENSIONS?

[ ] Yes (Please specify: )
[ ] No
[ ] I don't know

16) WOULD YOU EAT/HAVE YOU EATEN MEAT OF SPECIES NON-NATIVE OF YOUR PLANET/DIMENSION?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] I don't know

17) DOES YOUR SPECIES PREY ON SPECIES NON-NATIVE OF YOUR PLANET/DIMENSION?

[ ] Yes (Please specify: )
[ ] No

18) IS YOUR SPECIES PREYED ON BY SPECIES NON-NATIVE OF YOUR PlANET/DIMENSION?
[ ] Yes (Please specify: )
[ ] No

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF INTER-SPECIES SLAVISM?

¶__
20) DOES YOUR SPECIES HAVE SEXUAL MULTIFORMISM?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

21) DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH ANY SEX OR GENDER IN PARTICULAR?

22) HOW MANY SEXES DOES YOUR SPECIES POSSED?

22.b) HOW MANY GENDERS DOES YOUR SPECIES POSSED?

23) DOES YOUR SPECIES ENJOY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Neutral

24) DOES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITHIN YOUR SPECIES LEADS TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

[ ] Death of one participant
[ ] Death of all participants
[ ] Extreme pain to any participant
[ ] Spawn
[ ] Murderous intent
[ ] Sudden promotion to queen/king/both of a large colony
[ ] The complete destruction of one or more ecosystems
[ ] Other (Please specify: )

‡If sexual intercourse leads to personality change make a note of what this entails below:

⁂§X§⁂

25) EXISTENCE OF ADAPTIVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS:

‡In this case, if sexual intercourse leads to a high chance of death from giving birth (painful or otherwise), note details below:

26) DOES YOUR SPECIES REPRODUCE VIA:

[ ] Intercourse
[ ] Parthenogenesis
[ ] In-body nesting
[ ] Pollination
[ ] Other

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57) DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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58) DESCRIPTION(please keep your description no longer than one page):

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The Escher Brothers (IMMA REWRITING THIS)

SCP-XXXX-A.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A and -B are to be contained within an United Humanoid Containment Chamber at Site-98. The chamber is to be furnished with basic Foundation-issued luxuries as long as long as cooperation is continued. The entities are to be fed daily with respectively 2 kg and 1.5 kg of clay.

Discussions between the entities are to be recorded and transcribed in Document XXXX-13-WE. Interviews and testing with SCP-XXX-A and/or -B require the approval of at least 1 Level 4 personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of humanoid entities, mostly composed of greasepoint, clay and synthetic fiber, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B. Despite lacking sexual organs, each entity possess characteristics recalling the 2 sexes.

Each entity simultaneously resembles the frontal and sagittal view of a non-anomalous human being, possessing 2 arms originating from an area roughly analogous to the shoulder and back, and a singular leg, terminating with a circular foot. The entities' cardiovascular, respiratory and digestive systems are fused into a single large organ, the operation of which remains unclear, and are completely devoid of a skeletal structure.

However, both are perfectly capable of locomotion and vocalization.

Addendum:

Years of Lead (SCRAPPED)

+ Years of Lead (SCRAPPED)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The province of Palermo shall co-operate with the Foundation in order to prevent public knowledge of SCP-XXXX. Foundations agents disguised as policemen are to be stationed outside all the roads leading SCP-XXXX. The area surrounding SCP-XXXX is to be bordered with a barbed-wire fence. Construction and danger signage is to be placed in proximity of SCP-XXXX in order to deject public suspicion.

Civilians trespassing the fence are to be administered Class-A amnesiacs and redirected elsewhere.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an abandoned ███m² two-story apartment located in Palermo, Italy.
SCP-XXXX was originally build by the province of Palermo to host the survivors of the earthquake occurred the 14-15 January 1968.

SCP-XXXX’s interns are in a decaying condition, despite its furnitures appear to be of a more recent origin.
SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties only manifest in what appears to be a small dining room, furnished with a round wooden table and five (5) wooden chairs, located at the exact center of the building’s second floor.

Roughly every 24 hours, with the exception of holidays⁸, approximately at 12:10 GMT (Greenwich Mean time) a family, referred as SCP-XXXX-1, which members have been reported dead or missing in the years from the 1960 to the 1980 will appear within the dining room. The origins and the ethnicity of the families do not limit to Italian and/or Caucasian descent; in fact, multiple families from unknown African tribes appeared within SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-1’s actions are usually inconsistent with SCP-XXXX environment. If a member of SCP-XXXX-1 happens to leave the room, it will simply re-appear at the center of it. All the instances are perfectly tangible, however attempts to interact or communicate with them have been unsuccessful. If an individual attempts to harm either SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1, it will disappear and re-appear outside SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX won't be accesible for the next 24 hours. Attempts to access SCP-XXXX by force during this "block" (e.g. forcing the entrance with modern battering rams) have been unsuccesful.
Prior the ending of the 24 hours cycle, all or nearly all the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will die of a violent death, usually being killed by a family member already present inside SCP-XXXX. The weapons used to kill the instances are not visible. If the instances are killed by a third party, it will only materialize 10 seconds before the instances' death. All instances (either deceased or alive) will disappear after 15 seconds, and another family will materialize.

Addendum XXXX-1 Observation Log XXXX-A

Date: Monday, ██/██/200█.
Duration: 23:58:49
Family Observed: A man of African descent in its thirties (SCP-XXXX-1-1); an Italian woman in its twenties (SCP-XXXX-1-2); an African-Italian newborn baby, approximately 2 weeks old (SCP-XXXX-1-3). The couple does not appear to be in conflict, however both appear to be extremely worried the whole time. After 23 hours and 49 minutes of observation, SCP-XXXX-1-1 begins to shout towards an unknown entity, while SCP-XXXX-1-2 hides SCP-XXXX-1-3 in what appears to be a nest. (Note: SCP-XXXX-1-3 is still visible despite being hidden.)An elderly man of Caucasian descent materializes in front of SCP-XXXX-1 and kills it with what appears to be a gunshot. SCP-XXXX-1-2 runs towards the corpse of SCP-XXXX-1-1, however all the instances disappear before being able to reach it.

Date: Saturday, ██/██/200█.
Duration: 12:01:13
Family Observed: [REDACTED], an Italian politic, reported missing the ██/██/197█; his ██ years old wife; his ██ years old daughter: his ██ years old son. After 12 hours of observation all the instances disappeared, without noone of them being killed. An high-pitched sound could be heard from all the recording devices, followed by an heavily distorted voice talking in Italian. Foundation linguists trasnlated it as "OHH, we are sorry ladies and gentlemen, but our time is over! But fear nothing! Years of Lead will be back Monday at the same time, always on Channel ██!]

A Trap for Turkeys (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1827)

+ A Trap for Turkeys (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1827)

An instance of SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due its immovable nature, Dimensional Site-55 has been built surrounding SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is to be housed within a 50m x 50m x 50m⁹ Class-III containment chamber. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be recovered for study and subsequently contained. Items retrieved from instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be contained in a Low-Value Anomalous item storage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a space-time anomaly leading to a partially explored parallel universe. SCP-XXXX extends in three dimensions and constantly emits a bright pink light. SCP-XXXX is approximately two (2) meters in height, and is suspended forty-five (45) centimeters above the ground. SCP-XXXX appears to be vaguely shaped as an avian figure. However, in photographic and shootage records SCP-XXXX appears as an amorphous pink mass. SCP-XXXX is inaccesible to most living beings. However, specimens of Meleagris gallopavo (Wild turkey) are capable to access SCP-XXXX if placed within instances of SCP-XXXX-1 (see below).

Monthly, SCP-XXXX will undergo an expansion event. During this event, SCP-XXXX will drastically increase in size, varying from 15 to 40 meters. Once the expansion event has concluded, an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will emerge from a random point of SCP-XXXX. This process usually takes from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Once the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is completely emerged, SCP-XXXX will slowly revert to its initial size.

"Mr. Gobbles".

SCP-XXXX-1's instances are generally ovoidal or rhomboidal metallic objects of different size, varying to 12 meters to 30. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 contain three or more metallic boxes. These boxes contain items of different nature, all relating to what is supposed to be either a civilization based or organized exclusively on or by turkeys. If placed within 2 meters next to SCP-XXXX, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will autonomously proceed to re-enter inside SCP-XXXX.

So far, the Foundation has contained ███ instances of SCP-XXXX-1, with exactly ████ items recovered. The following list contains the most notable items recovered. For a full list, please read Document XXXX-15-OP.

• 1 copperplate copy of the "Pioneer plaque". The figures of the man and the woman have been replaced by the stylized figures of a male and a female specimen of Meleagris gallopavo.
• 15 phonographs records playing traditional Turkish songs. Each record contains 50 tracks. The actual texts of the songs have been replaced by avian sounds.
• 20 copies of the "Journal of an Hindler's soldier"¹⁰, an epistolary novel decipting a love story between a soldier and the daughter of a merchant, using a war between the turkeys and the herons as background. A note on the cover claims the novel to be based on true events.
• 54 polaroid photographs decipting large specimens of Meleagris gallopavo wearing traditonal Turkish clothes. No sign of alteration is present.
• 120 polaroid photographs decipting large specimens of Meleagris gallopavo accomplishing different tasks, such as plowing a cornfield or assembling instances of SCP-XXXX-1. No sign of alteration is present.

SCP-XXXX-2 is an entity referring to itself as "The Great Turkey". SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be either the leader or the harbinger of the Hindler's¹¹ civilization, despite the fact it has never referred to itself or other individuals as such. SCP-XXXX-2 communicates using inscribed steel plates, contained within larger instances of SCP-XXXX-1. All the messages are written in Turkish. SCP-XXXX-2 has so far comunicated with the Foundation in only two different occasions. SCP-XXXX-2 does not appear to be interested to make a contact with the humankind, nor it does appear to be aware of it.

Addendum XXXX-1: Document XXXX-02-LT.

On the 2003/██/██, an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 measuring 42 meters emerged from SCP-XXXX. The instance contained a 20cm x 20cm x 20cm steel plate, with the following message inscribed on it in an ancient Turkish dialect. This is the first message from SCP-XXXX-2 ever contained. The following is a rough translation of ancient Turkish.

This is the Great Turkey speaking in the tongue of the ancestors.

Eons ago, our race left this planet for Hindler, as the tyranny of the herons took over, after we ruled for decades.
Despite all this, some of our brothers decided to remain, for they were afraid of change.
To this day, after we finally had the courage to open the gate, we started to share our culture and ourselves, in hope for the cruelty of the herons to be over at last. As many feathers have fallen from the last fly, I am aware that most of you now have families and friendships on this world, but we beg all of you to join us on Hindler, where we may find happiness together.

Addendum XXXX-2: Document XXXX-09-SW.

On the 2003/██/██, a white instance of SCP-XXXX-1 (referred as SCP-XXXX-1a) measuring 12 meters emerged from SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1a only contained a wooden hen house and a small steel plate, with the following message written in modern Turkish.

This is the Great Turkey speaking. Please insert turkey here.

Addendum XXXX-3: Expedition XXXX-I.

Following the events decipted in Addendum XXXX-2, a male and a female specimen of Mellegris gallopavo (nicknamed by the personnel "Mr. Gobbles" and "Lady Bauble" ) were placed within SCP-XXXX-1a, among a document reguarding the human history, and sent trought SCP-XXXX during an expansion event without accident. A small camera was mounted on "Mr. Gobbles' " neck. After 12 minutes and 36 seconds, SCP-XXXX-1a opened. The camera briefly recorded several large avian-like creatures, similiar in appearance to Ardea cinerea (Grey Heron), before brutally abrupting, after the said creatures proceeded to supposedly kill and devour "Mr. Gobbles". The other turkey's fate is unknown. What appeared to be a city was visible in the background.

Addendum XXXX-4: Document XXXX-17-RF.

On the 2004/██/██, SCP-XXXX-1a emerged from SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1a was visibly damaged, and contained a short note written in English.

we are fine. the herons are no longer a problem now. hindler is real [sic]

Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have since stopped emerging from SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is slowly decreasing in size, with a rate of [REDACTED].

God of Lambs (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1843)

+ God of Lambs (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1843)

SCP-XXXX and instances of SCP-XXXX-1 during testing in a Foundation’s property.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a Large Containment Vault in Storage Site-12's Safe SCP Wing. Specimens of the genus Ovis are to be kept at a minimum distance of 2.5 kilometers from SCP-XXXX's containment. Specimens found within the 2 kilometers perimeter are to be terminated.
Deceased instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be contained in separate cryogenic freezers after examination.

Controlled testing with specimens of the genus Ovis is to be done outside, and requires the approval of at least one (1) Level 4 personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a polyhedron-shaped¹² hollow structure of unknown, possibly extra-terrestrial origin. SCP-XXXX is mostly composed of silicon, metal and plastic. SCP-XXXX measures 1.50 meters in height and 1.50 meters in width, weighing approximately 500 kilograms when empty. SCP-XXXX can be opened via a small metallic door found on one of its faces.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties only affect specimens of the genus Ovis (referred as SCP-XXXX-1) present within a 2 kilometers perimeter. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will move towards SCP-XXXX in groups of 20-30 individuals, mostly composed of adult males and female juveniles. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 display more hostility than normal, but do not possess physical strength above normal specimens of the genus Ovis.

Once the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have reached SCP-XXXX, they will proceed to perform a "ritual", referred as SCP-XXXX-A event. SCP-XXXX-A events are usually of violent nature, consisting of the sacrificial murder of a female juvenile (referred as SCP-XXXX-2), performed by instances of SCP-XXXX-1 by crushing SCP-XXXX-2's skull with their hooves or by repeatedly hitting it with their horns. In rare occasions (<2%), instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been observed to cannibalize instances of SCP-XXXX-2. The older instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will then proceed to place the remains of SCP-XXXX-2 within SCP-XXXX.

After the SCP-XXXX-A event has ended, all the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will bow their heads down to SCP-XXXX, and proceed to move away from SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-1842-1 that partecipated the SCP-1842-A event lose all their anomalous behaviors once they are 500 meters distant from SCP-1842, despite still being in its range of effect.

SCP-XXXX was recovered the 2010/██/██ in █████, Germany, after the reports of a metallic object falling in the rural area of Germany. After 2 weeks of investigations, SCP-XXXX was found in █████, being "worshipped" by several instances of SCP-XXXX-1, most being domestic sheeps (Ovis aries) and wild mouflons (Ovis musimon). SCP-XXXX contained fourteen (14) deceased juvenile specimens of Ovis aries and five (5) deceased juvenile specimens of Ovis musimon, currently contained among other instances of SCP-XXXX-2.

Addendum XXXX-1: Excerpt from Testing Log-XXXX-13-F.

Testing Log XXXX-13-F - 2010/██/██

Subject(s): Seven (7) specimens of Ovis aries; four (4) adult males and three (3) female juveniles, referred as SCP-XXXX-1-26 to -32.
Procedure: All the instances are transported via vehicle to SCP-XXXX to avoid hostile reactions. The instances approach SCP-XXXX without accident.
Results: SCP-XXXX-A event begins. The older specimens begin to "dance", moving in circle around SCP-XXXX, followed by the younger males. The female specimens emit an high pitched sound throughout the whole event. The dance finishes after 20 minutes and 15 seconds. The younger males (SCP-XXXX-1-28 and -29) force a juvenile (formerly SCP-XXXX-1-31; now SCP-XXXX-2) to lay in front of SCP-XXXX. The older specimen (SCP-XXXX-1-26) kills SCP-XXXX-2 by crushing its skull, and proceeds to place SCP-XXXX-2 within SCP-XXXX. At this point, SCP-XXXX-1-26 screams for 2 minutes, before all the specimens bow down to SCP-XXXX and return to the containment vehicle.
Analysis: Those “screams” have been recognized as an attempt of SCP-XXXX-1-26 to speak German. Those with Level 3 clearance may read Document XXXX-12-AD for further information.

Addendum XXXX-2: Document XXXX-12-AD.

Translator's note: The following is a rough attempt to decipher SCP-XXXX-1-26's vocalizations. However, since its speech mostly consisted of bleats and German gibberish, this translation is approximate.

SCP-XXXX-1-26: My Lord, god of all the ones that munch the green, who takes the fear away, grant us peace. We offer you this virgin, for we beg you to listen the [unknown, plea?] our herds asked since your descent. (SCP-1842-1-26 pauses for 10 seconds at the end of every sentence.)

SCP-XXXX-1-26: We beg you to free us from the [unknown] that has tormented us since the first wool [sic].

SCP-XXXX-1-26: The [unknown] has forced us to live in fear.

SCP-XXXX-1-26: [Unknown] has denied us of the warmt in the cold, and devoured us in the warm.

SCP-XXXX-1-26: If you are our [helper (?), savior (?)], accept this virgin as a treat, and destroy the [unknown].

Addendum XXXX-3: Summary of Testing Log XXXX-13-G.

On 2010/██/██, SCP-XXXX-1-26 was exposed a second time to SCP-XXXX, among other six (6) instances of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1-26 did not participate to the SCP-XXXX-A event, but limited itself to repeatedly hit SCP-XXXX with its horns. SCP-XXXX-1-26 appeared to emit a vocalization similiar to "lugner", the German word for "liar."

SCP-XXXX-1-26 was later killed by the other instances of SCP-XXXX-1, instead of SCP-XXXX-2. At time of writing, only SCP-XXXX-1-26 has displayed this kind of behavior.

How To Contain Very Good-A stupid tale for Project Crossover (SCRAPPED)

+ How To Contain Very Good-A stupid tale for Project Crossover (SCRAPPED)

Hi, I am Dr. Oliver age 24, and you are reading "How To Contain Very Good", and today I'm going to show you how to contain an Euclid-class SCP, SCP-███.

So first of all you have to know that SCP-███ is an humanoidiform SCP, and he has the super power to [REDACTED] people very fast. Obviously, being an humanoidiform means that he needs a lot of place to move, so I'm going to contain him in a cubular room, possibly 16ft x 16ft x 16ft, made of aluminuim, which is twice as valuable. I'm using feet Americans can understand too.

Now this is where it gets really complicated.

SCP-███ has another super power, called "anger" state, where he can [REDACTED] people even faster. To prevent this, however, all I have to do is grant him the permission to do everything, like roaming around the facility and having Class Bs personnel to [REDACTED] every day.

The Anguished Wall (SCRAPPED)

+ The Anguished Wall (SCRAPPED)

A close up of SCP-1752-1's head. Pictures do not display its anomalous properties.

Item: SCP-1752

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The house containing SCP-1752 has been surrounded by a 5m tall barbed-wire fence. Construction and danger signage is to be placed in proximity of SCP-1752. 2 guards are to be stationed outside SCP-1752 at all times. Civilians inquiring about the motives of the fence are to be informed that the building is unstable and currently under reconstruction works. Personnel are to apprehend the subjects for interrogation, then administer Class-A amnestics before release.

SCP-1752-1 is to be covered by a 2m tall covering panel outside testing scenario. Testing with SCP-1752-1 needs the approval of at least 2 Level 4 personnel.

Description: SCP-1752 is a room measuring 2m x 0.70m x 0.70m located within a two-story house in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. SCP-1752 is accessible through a wooden trap door located in the house's ground floor. The room's temperature is constantly -10 °C, regardless the outside weather.

SCP-1752-1 is a replica of The Anguished Man painted on SCP-1752's northern wall. SCP-1752-1 depicts a 1.93m tall red humanoid (unlike the original painting, which depicts only the humanoid's head) in what appears to be a suffering or terrorized expression. The colors used to paint SCP-1752-1 are slightly brighter than the original painting's.

Human subjects viewing SCP-1752-1 report feelings of unease and paranoia, which increase the longer they are exposed to it. These effects dissipate once eye-contact is broken.

Human subjects exposed a second time to SCP-1752-1 will not display any paranoid behaviors. They will, however, claim to be able to see, interact with and converse to the humanoid depicted in SCP-1752-1 (hereby referred as SCP-1752-2) 2 hours following the exposure. These effects dissipate following a 10 hours period. If other individuals are exposed to SCP-1752-1 during this time lapse, they will not be able to see SCP-1752-2. However, footsteps and screams can be heard for the entire time within SCP-1752.

The subjects describe SCP-1752-2 as completely harmless and friendly. They also claim that the entity often apologizes for initially scaring them. The subjects report that SCP-1752-2 claims to be Gary ██████, a former inhabitant of Boston disappeared in 200█.

Addendum 1752-1: Interview Log 1752-01-AC.

Interviewed: SCP-1752-2

Interviewer: D-6471, with Dr. S████, Agents K██████ and L████ overseeing.

Foreword: D-6471 has been provided a sheet of paper, a pen and a schedule containing multiple questions regarding SCP-1752, -1 and -2. D-6471 has been ordered to write SCP-1752-2's answers on the paper and to read them out loud. D-6471 is also undergoing a polygraph test, in order to state the veracity of her claims.

<Begin log>

Dr. S████: D-6471, is SCP-1752-2 there?

D-6471: Yeah, right there (D-6471 points to her left.)

Dr. S████: Good. Please, proceed with the first question.

D-6471: Sure. So, uhm, what's your name?

SCP-1752-2: Already told you. Gary ██████. I was born the fifth of May 19██ in Boston.

D-6471: Great. Second question. What's the link between SCP-1752-1 and you?

SCP-1752-2: I think you are referring to the painting, right? Well, my girlfriend choose it, actually.

Dr. S████: Tell it to elaborate.

D-6471: Okay, sure. What does that mean?

SCP-1752-2: Yeah, I heard him. I can hear other people. I just can't touch them. Anyway, some time ago, I was a goth. Well, not me, my girlfriend was. I'm not even sure if that's what goth means. She wore black, and I wore black because I liked her. I remember she dyed her hair blue once. Anyway, one day she tells me that some friends of her are going to do some kind of ritual, and that my basement is perfect for it. I didn't want to do that initially, but then she convinced me to do it. I think you all know how, right?

D-6471: I think he chuckled after saying that.

Dr. S████: Tell it to continue.

SCP-1752-2 I said I can hear you. Anyway, at midnight I think, my girlfriend's friends knock at my house. I let them enter, and then we go in the basement. It was much bigger back in the days. As they enter, this big guy, Charlie I think, takes some brushes and asks my girlfriend if she has the drawing. That's when she hands him that goddamn drawing. The anguished something. That thing is just creepy. In one hour or two, he draws that thing on the wall. He even took the time to color it. Then, one of these guys, their leader, Larry something, explain that this is all part of a ritual to became immortal or something. I tell him that's all bullshit, he gets angry and asks me if I want to try it. I ask him what I am supposed to do, and he tells me that I have to kill myself. I tell him to fuck off and walk away. The next thing I remember is that I'm looking at my body on the ground, with a knife on my back, and my girlfriend shouting at them. I didn't understand what the fuck was going on. They all left. Then the police arrived. They were the first I ever talked to after my death. Then you guys arrived. But I've never met my girlfriend again. I wonder what she's doing.

<End log>

Addendum 1752-2: Researcher's note.

Following Interview Log 1752-01-AC, SCP-1752's temperature drastically decreased. SCP-1752's temperature is currently -15 °C. Research to discover the cause of this is ongoing. -Dr. S████

Log of Extra-Scholastic Eventes (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1647)

+ Log of Extra-Scholastic Events (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-1647)

SCP-XXXX affecting a biology professor outside a school in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The subject previously painted his clothes black.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Extranormal Keter Neutralized Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due the nature of the anomaly, SCP-XXXX cannot be physically contained. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-13 ("Substitute Teachers") is to track every report regarding anomalous behaviors of high school teachers from the Southern United States.

Each SCP-XXXX event is to be suppressed from the media with Covering Protocols 109-Wainscott ("Damage by Vandals") and 183-Boston ("Stress Suicide"). Class B amnestics are to be administred to civilians witnessing an occurence of SCP-XXXX.
Individuals affected by SCP-XXXX are to be temporarily contained in separate modified humanoid containment chambers until the dissipation of the said effects. The walls and the floor of these chambers are to be padded to prevent self-harm.
Class C amnestics are to be administered once the individuals recover from SCP-XXXX's effects.

Covering Protocol 170-Příbor ("Custody for Psychiatric Evaluation") is to be used prior the acquistion of affected individuals.

Update: As per 200█/██/██, SCP-XXXX has been reclassifed as Neutralized. No Special Containment Procedures are deemed necessary.

Update: As per 200█/██/██, SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as Keter. Previous Special Containment Procedures are to be re-enabled.

Newly found instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be deprived of their inner workings and contained in separate standard security safes in Site-15. Personel with former teaching careers are to evacuate Site-15 until the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are deemed safe.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon affecting high school teachers in the Southern United States. Subjects affected by SCP-XXXX display erratic and illogical behaviors, showing no apparent awareness nor concern for themselves and others. Affected individuals often perform nonsensical and random actions, such as attempting to climb the nearest building undressed or play "catch" with the school's furniture, often severely injuring themselves and/or other faculty members. At time of writing, no student has ever been harmed by the affected teachers.

Affected indviduals will continue to display their anomalous behaviors for five (5) hours. The subjects claim to be aware of their actions, but are not able to reason during this condition. SCP-XXXX seems to mostly occur during classworks and important scholastic events. SCP-XXXX has never occurred during school trips.

The first confirmed instance of SCP-XXXX occurred on 199█/██/██ in the █████ High School, Louisiana, where it was initially identified as a single Extranormal Event, designated as ExE-3562. The following is the original report regarding ExE-3562.

Event Description: Every teacher of the █████ High School simultaneously displayed abnormal behaviors during and after a standardized Math test for exactly 5 hours. Students and other faculty members report various teachers licking blackboards and the Physical Education teacher throwing an urinal from the building's roof, resulting in the injury of █ faculty members.
Date of Occurrence: 199█/██/██
Location: █████ High School, █████, Louisiana.
Follow-up Actions Taken: Local media suppressed. Injured individuals treated on-site. Class-B amnestics administered to students and faculty members. Cover-up story regarding vandalism enabled.

Following this event, SCP-XXXX has then occurred ███ times. SCP-XXXX has been classified Keter as of 199█/██/██.

Addendum XXXX-1 Incident XXXX-Alpha.

On 200█/██/██, an SCP-XXXX event occurred in the █████ ████ High School in █████, Kentucky. After the containment of affected individuals and the administration of amnestics, Foundation agents found a small luminescent sphere suspended three (3) meters from the ground within the school's boiler room. The item was later identified as the source of SCP-XXXX, and referred to as SCP-XXXX-A. Why it has never been found in other areas under SCP-XXXX's effect is unknown.

SCP-XXXX-A was transported to Site-15, where it underwent an operation of reversed engineering. SCP-XXXX-A was proved to be entirely composed of metal, with its inner workings being similar to transistor-based devices'.

Inactive instance of SCP-XXXX-A, closed.

During the operation, SCP-XXXX-A autonomously activated, causing to Professors K████ and F██████, respectively former professors of mathematics and physics, to display behaviors similar to SCP-XXXX's affected. Professors K████ and F██████ were successfully restrained by on-site security personnel. Both recovered 5 hours later.

SCP-XXXX-A's mechanism was successfully removed and subsequently contained. Following a period of inactivity for 7 months, SCP-XXXX was reclassified as Neutralized the 200█/██/██.

Addendum XXXX-2: Incident XXXX-Delta.

On 200█/██/██, 7 months after its reclassification to Neutralized, abnormal behaviors of multiple teachers were reported from the ██████ High School in ██████, Arkansas, identified as an SCP-XXXX's occurrence.

Affected individuals did not limit themselves to nonsensical behaviors, but directly injured or killed other faculty members, including other teachers, whilst no student was harmed.

Upon the arrival of Foundations agents, affected individuals ceased all other activities and engaged in combat with them; six (6) individuals were terminated on-site, while the others were contained. Class C amnestics were administered to all the presents. All deaths were blamed to be cause by a fatal car accident.

An instance of SCP-XXXX-A was found inside the thoracic cavity of Mr. C███ M██████, an English literature professor, and was immediately neutralized upon extraction. The instance was introduced in Mr. M██████'s body via surgery, as proven by the numerous scars found on his body.

Addendum XXXX-3: Document XXXX-17-GY.

The following typewritten note was also found inside Mr. M██████'s thoracic cavity. The source of the letter is currently unknown.

WE ARE STUDENTS
OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM IS SHIT
TEACHERS DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT US
THEY TREAT US LIKE MACHINES
THEY ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE SCREW UP
THEY ALWAYS ACT LIKE BUFFONS
WE WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE THIS
HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE SCHOOL IS TOO HARD AND THE TEACHERS DO NOT CARE
BUT NOW IT IS OUR TURN TO LAUGH AT THEM

Two similar notes when then found within other instances of SCP-XXXX-A from other SCP-XXXX's events. The Foundation currently contains only 10 instances of SCP-XXXX-A, despite it has occurred over ███ times at time of writing. For a full list of SCP-XXXX events, please read Document XXXX-19-TH.

Addendum XXXX-4: Notes on SCP-XXXX's current stauts.

SCP-XXXX does no longer manifest with its previous pattern. SCP-XXXX events now occur randomly, varying from 3 to 54 times a year. However, while their actions are invariably dangerous, affected individuals have not directly harmed others a second time, with the exception of Foundation personnel.

SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as Keter as of 200█/██/██.

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= LEVEL 3/XXXX CLEARENCE REQUIRED =

Addendum XXXX-5 Request for Procedure 176-Gettysburg's initiation.

On 200█/██/██, Dr. Arthur Leisse, Site-15's HMCL supervisor, has suggested the enablement of Procedure 176-Gettysburg. Procedure 176-Gettysburg consists of the raid of all the high schools located in the Southern United States and the termination of all the possibly involved personnel. As Procedure 176-Gettysburg's enablement may require excessive efforts for both execution and covering, and that SCP-XXXX-A's creators may be underage civilians, Dr. Leisse's request is currently under consideration of the Ethics Committee.

The situation is getting out of control. If we don't act now, SCP-XXXX's may expand its area of effect. Procedure 176-Gettysburg must be enabled immediately. It's not different from what we've done in 19██, afterall. -Dr. Arthur Leisse, Site-15's HMCL Supervisor.

The enablement of Procedure 144-Washington in 19██ was deemed necessary for the protection of the entire mankind. Procedure 176-Gettysburg isn't. For now, we will take it in consideration. -O5-7

Personnel File (PUBLISHED

+ Personnel File (PUBBLISHED)

Chuck Close is actually a Prof. Tagliafierro's clone obtained with SCP-715.

Name: Prof. C████████ Tagliafierro

Pronunciation: /ˈtaʎʎafjɛrro/

Security Clearance Level 3

Personnel Classification: B

Profession: Linguist / DEA Operative

Location: Variable, often Site-77

History: Born in N█████, Italy, the 30th of May 19██, Professor Tagliafierro had dreams of becoming a renowned Italian literature professor at the ████ University. However after obtaining his degree [DATA EXPUNGED] which led to the death of the 60% of his Internet friends, the disappointment of his favourite cousin and his employment in the Foundation.

After prolonged self-experimentation with SCP-769, Prof. Tagliafierro has obtained the full knowledge of over 1,827 different languages, such as Spanish, German, Turkish, Ancient and Modern Greek, Latin, Welsh, Gelatin and African American Vernacular English. However, Prof. Tagliafierro has forgotten basic understanding of English grammar. In fact, most of his authored articles contain numerous spelling, grammar and usage issues, and are to be proofreaded by a specialized orthographic analysis team before being uploaded in the Foundation's database.

Profile: Prof. Tagliafierro is a slightly overweight, balding, irascible middle aged Italian man. Outside his language-related abilities, Prof. Tagliafierro's possesses other numerous stereotypical properties, such as being able to cook dozen of different type of the oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella humans being refer to as "pizza".

Prof. Tagliafierro's roles at the Foundation simply consists of the eventual translation of non-anglophone anomalies, interviewing non-anglophone involved individuals and the recruitment of Class D personnel in Third World countries. For some unknown motives, Prof. Tagliafierro always replaces the words "for you" with their Italian equivalent every time he corrects a minor error on newly pubblished documents.

Quotes:

I swear, the next one who says Nah-tella is getting his limbs ripped off.

No, it's not "papa", it's "papà". Papa means "pope". Papà is "dad". Hell, why don't you guys get this?

Did you just say "Pasketti"?

A Bear in Lugano (SCRAPPED)

+ A Bear in Lugano (SCRAPPED)

Piazza della Riforma, Lugano, Switzerland, where SCP-XXXX was discovered.

Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Type-9 Humanoid Containment Chamber in Site-77. SCP-XXXX is to wear an XXL size humanoid jumpsuit. SCP-XXXX is to be fed a minimum of 10 kg of organic food every 6 hours. SCP-XXXX's health conditions are to be monitored daily by Foundation physicians and veterinarians. SCP-XXXX is to be showered at least 5 times a week, and its fur is to be shaved twice a month.

SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is to be cleaned 2 times a week by Class D personnel. SCP-XXXX is allowed to assist said personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an obese human male of undetermined race and age, measuring 2.37 m and weighing between 130 and 135 kg at time of writing. SCP-XXXX has a high level of cholesterol, type 2 diabetes and is blind in its left eye.

SCP-XXXX's head, upper limbs and genitalia have been surgically replaced with the equivalent parts of a male Eurasian brown bear (Ursus arctos arctos). SCP-XXXX's is able to vocalize through a metallic cylinder located in its esophagus, referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. How SCP-XXXX-1 allows speech its currently unknown. SCP-XXXX can fluently speak French, Italian and the Romansh language. SCP-XXXX's fur grows at an extremely high rate (██ mm per hour).

SCP-XXXX claims to be a "man-bear", and to supposedly originate from a parallel dimension it refers to as "Ursinia", which is accessible trough a portal located in Lugano, Switzerland. To date, SCP-XXXX has never been able to procure sufficient evidences to sustain these claims.

SCP-XXXX was found in Piazza della Riforma, Lugano, Switzerland the 2013/██/██, after the reports of a bear-like creature begging for money "for the surgery". Every media pertaining the event were confiscated and deleted, and aerosolized Class C amnestics were deployed over the town.

When initially contained by Foundation agents, SCP-XXXX inquired if there was Internet connection.

Addendum XXXX-1 Interview Log XXXX-9.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Sorrentino

Foreword: During the interview SCP-XXXX talked exclusively in Italian. The following is a rough translation.

<Begin log>

Dr. Sorrentino: SCP-XXXX, state your identity for the record.

SCP-XXXX What are the magic words?

Dr. Sorrentino: SCP-XXXX, answer to my question, or you will be sent back to your containment chamber.

SCP-XXXX Hey, calm down, brother. My name is Bruno L'Orso¹³.

Dr. Sorrentino: Very well. You claim to be of extradimensional origin, SCP-XXXX, is this correct?

SCP-XXXX: Exactly. I came from a land called Ursinia, where men-bears live peacefully.

Dr. Sorrentino: And how did you arrive here, SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX: I, uh…from a portal, yes. A portal located in Lugano.

Dr. Sorrentino: We sent two Task Forces¹⁴ to patrol every centimeter of Lugano, but they found nothing.

SCP-XXXX Uh, well…it's because there is a magic spell on it! Humans are not allowed in Ursinia.

Dr. Sorrentino: Please elaborate.

SCP-XXXX There was an epic battle between humans and men-bears in the 15th century, but everything related to it was destroyed, so the world would have never known the shame of the humans!

Dr. Sorrentino: Very well, that will do for today.

<End Log>

Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log XXXX-10.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: D-6471, with Security Officer A██████ Monteleone overseeing.

Foreword: D-6471 is a 26 years old Italian woman accused of [REDACTED], with the orders to clean SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. SCP-XXXX was allowed to assist her in exchange of good behavior. SCP-XXXX was not aware of Security Officer Monteleone's presence. SCP-XXXX talked in Italian during the interview.

<Begin log>

SCP-XXXX: Hey, can you keep a secret?

D-6471: I don't really think I am allowed to talk with you, sorry.

SCP-XXXX: Please, I have to tell someone!

D-6471: Well, okay then.

SCP-XXXX: I don't really came from another dimension!

D-6471: No?

SCP-XXXX: Well, you see, I am just an otherkin.¹⁵

D-6471: I don't really know what that means

SCP-XXXX: Let's say I see myself more as an animal than a person. In my case, a bear. But please don't tell the doctors, I don't want them to think I am pathetic.

D-6471: I won't. And then you became a bear?

SCP-XXXX: Well, yes and no. You see, there was this surgeon in Lugano, he was the one from another dimension, he helped me turning into a bear, but the full surgery was too expensive for me, so I have to arrange myself with this. Anyway, what's your favourite animal?

D-6471: Uh…penguins, maybe?

SCP-XXXX: Nah, their body is too small for yours, it will be even more expensive.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: When later confronted, SCP-XXXX denied to ever making such claims, affirming that D-6471 invented everyting in attempt to discredit it.

Addendum XXXX-3: Incident XXXX-Alpha.

On 2013/██/██, a deceased humanoid creature was found in a rural area 2 km outside Lugano. The humanoid's head, upper and lower limbs, genitalia and gastrointestinal tract were surgically replaced with the equivalent parts of a male horse (Equus ferus caballus). In its esophagus was present a metallic object, similiar to SCP-XXXX-1, but visibly damaged. SCP-XXXX was not made aware of this finding. The creature has been designed as SCP-XXXX-A, and is currently contained in a cryogenic freezer at Site-77.

As of 2013/██/██, the city of Lugano and 15 km its surroundings will be under Foundation survellaince untill 2020/██/██

For a Good Time Call (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-2703)

+ For a Good Time Call (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-2703)

Item #: SCP-2703

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Forces Zeta-16-01, -02, and -03 (respectively referred to as "Newspaper's Boys", "Gearlist" and "Restraining Orders") have been organized with the purpose to locate the different manifestations of SCP-2703. MTF-Zeta-16-01 is to confiscate all newspapers containing instances of SCP-2703. The newspapers are to be held in a Level-2 Document Locker at Site-98.

MTF-Zeta-16-02 is to track and delete instances of SCP-2703 found in advertisements sites. Websites' domains with continued manifestations of SCP-2703 are to be blocked from all major internet service providers.

MTF-Zeta-16-03 is to erase instances of SCP-2703 written on public restroom doors. Locations with continued manifestations of SCP-2703 are to be bought by a Foundation front company and designed as Provisional Site-98-X.

Civilians coming in contact with SCP-2703 are to be administered Class-C amnestics. During testing, a minimum of 1 Foundation-owned restaurant is to be available in the area of Manchester.

Update: As of 2017/██/██, MTF-Zeta-16-01 and -02 have been disbanded. MTF-Zeta-16-03 is to erase instances of SCP-2703 present in women public restrooms.

Description: SCP-2703 is the message "For a good time call: 092-791-697-518-6" manifesting on newspaper announcements, advertisements sites and on public restrooms door in the city of Manchester, United Kingdom.

Should an individual (referred to as the subject) call the number on a telephone of any kind after reading SCP-2703, an entity (referred to as SCP-2703-1) will manifest within 2 to 5 hours, usually 3 meters in front of the subject. This effect is triggered only if the subjects are aware of the literal meaning of the message, and if they have read an original instance of SCP-2703. Copies and photographs of SCP-2703 do not display its anomalous properties.

SCP-2703-1 is a tripedal digitigrade avian creature, similar to an Eurasian Eagle-Owl (Bubo bubo), possessing elonged caprine horns and leporine ears, standing 1.77 m tall. SCP-2703-1 possess 5 tentacle-like appendages of adjustable length, located on its back. Each appendage is of different colour (red, pink, yellow, blue and green) and are safe for human consumption¹⁶. Tests confirmed that the blood of subjects having eaten SCP-2703-1's appendages contained high levels of serotonin and dopamine.

SCP-2703-1 has thus far been fluent in every language presented to it, but communicates solely with the subject. SCP-2703-1's favourite method of communication is by singing in a mezzo-soprano voice, but it will stop if asked to. Despite referring to itself as "Countess of Folas, Duchess of Fatyma and Marquisette of Dispria", SCP-2703-1 equally responds to any given name.

SCP-2703-1's only apparent goal is to entertain the subjects with pleasurable recreational activities, such as attending theatrical performances. SCP-2703-1 does so by teleporting the subjects and itself in a location chosen by the subjects. This effect is limited only to theaters, movie theaters, restaurants and pubs. Following a 24-hours period, SCP-2703-1 will demanifest, after thanking the subjects with a 50 second long song performed in an operatic style, where it displays its gratitude towards them. However, should the subject ask it politely to leave before the 24-hour lapse, SCP-2703-1 will demanifest following a 20 seconds song.

Addendum 2703-1: The following are excerpts from Testing Logs 2703-11-A to D.

Testing Log 2703-11-A - 2017/██/██

Subject(s): D-6053 (Male, 39), SCP-2703-1
Procedure: D-6053 was made aware of SCP-2703-1's nature. Upon manifestation, D-6053 was ordered to ask SCP-2703-1 to teleport him to [REDACTED], a Foundation-front restaurant. An area of 100 m² was evacuated.
Results: D-6053 and SCP-2703-1 talked for 1 hour about various topics, such as fate and the meaning of love. D-6053 ordered roasted beef, while SCP-2703-1 ordered 2 kg of raw tuna (Thunnus). D-6053 was then ordered to politely ask it to leave. Following the demanifastion event, a total of 290,97 £ materialized within the restaurant's cash register.
Analysis: SCP-2703-1's ability to materialize currency was unknown before Testing Log 2703-11-A. Previous testing showed that this was, in fact, the first time it used this ability. Further research is ongoing -Dr. N████.

Testing Log 2703-11-B - 2017/██/██

Subject(s): D-6175 (Male, 27), SCP-2703-1
Procedure: Testing was done to determine in what circumstances SCP-2703-1 materializes the currency. The procedure was the same as in Testing Log 2703-11-A.
Results: Despite being made aware of SCP-2703-1's nature, D-6175 screamed in terror upon SCP-2703-1's manifestation. SCP-2703-1 dematerialized shortly after. Testing was aborted.
Analysis: It is to be noted that SCP-2703-1 showed signs of great distress before dematerializing. Future testing is to be done with less impressionable personnel. -Dr. N████.

Testing Log 2703-11-C -2017/██/██

Subject(s): D-6342 (Male, 46), SCP-2703-1
Procedure: D-6342 was made aware of SCP-2703-1's nature, and was ordered to not scream upon its manifestation. The procedure was otherwise the same as the previous experiments.
Results: SCP-2703-1 materialized 7 hours after, instead of the usual 2 to 5 hours. SCP-2703-1 talked with a monotone voice and refused to eat anything. SCP-2703-1 dematerialized without warning 25 minutes after.
Analysis: SCP-2703-1 was completely indifferent during the whole testing. I am not sure, but I think it just got depressed. -Dr. N████.

Test 2703-11-D - 2017/██/██

Subject(s): D-6471 (Female, 26), SCP-2703-1
Procedure: The procedure was the same as the previous experiments.
Results: SCP-2703-1 talked with D-6471 about various topics, singing in a mezzo-soprano voice, ordering 10 kg of various feline meats. When D-6471 was ordered to politely ask it to leave, SCP-2703-1 asked D-6471 to embrace it before leaving. D-6471 was ordered to embrace the entity. Following the demanifstion event, a total of 10.000 £ materialized within the restaurant's cash registerer.
Analysis: SCP-2703-1 seemingly recovered from its depression. It is to be noted that SCP-2703-1 has displayed this kind of behaviour to all female personnel, as seen in Testing Logs 2703-11-E to 11-R. -Dr. N████.

Addendum XXXX-2: Notes on SCP-2703's current status.

Following the events depicted in Testing Log 2703-11-D, SCP-2703's manifestations have doubled. However, SCP-2703 currently manifests exclusively on women public restroom doors, and its anomalous effects are triggered exclusively by female subjects.

The Pianist (DELETED-WILLREWRITE)

+ The Pianist (DELETED-WILL REWRITE)

SCP-XXXX outside the ██████ Music Shop in Vienna, Austria.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class Euclid

Special Containment Procedures SCP-x is to be kept in Class-3 Spectral Containment Unit in Humanoid Containment Site-68. Due to its electromagnetic energy composition, electromagnets have been placed throughout the unit. The electromagnets are to be inspected weekly. Any experiments involving SCP-x must have the approval of at least one Level 3 Researcher. SCP-x may be given material to compose musical pieces and may play music for an audience of personnel, as long good behaviour is maintained.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Type-IV¹⁷ humanoid spectral entity measuring approximately 1.27 m in height. It resembles a Caucasian human male of advanced age wearing a cloak similar to those of English noblemen from the sixteenth century. SCP-x claims that it used to be ████ ██████, an Austrian musician and composer born in 19██.

SCP-x is capable of going through solid objects and turning invisible. In addition to this, SCP-x is capable of manipulating objects in its line of sight telekinetically. SCP-x can exert forces of up to 12000 N. It uses this ability to systematically destroy any guitars it comes across throughout Vienna, Austria. After destroying these guitars, SCP-x telekinetically reassembles their pieces into constructs of various shapes and sizes, usually displaying angry faces and playing sounds similar to screams. SCP-x uses these constructs to frighten music shop visitors, mainly those that show an interest in guitars. SCP-x has not been observed to use these constructs to harm any human beings.

Addendum: Interview Log XXXX-A.

Interviewed: SCP-xxxx

Interviewer: Agent ████

Foreword: Agent ████ is a Foundation sanctioned médium, and thus was able to communicate directly with SCP-xxxx.

<Begin Log>

Agent ████: Hi. Could you tell me your name, please?

SCP-x: My name is ████ ██████, I was born in Vienna the ██/██/19██. Why are you keeping me here?

Agent ████: You were frightnening the people of Vienna. We are keeping you here for their safety, and yours as well.

SCP-x: I suppose this is the moment in which you ask me questions about myself.

Agent ████: Yes. Why do you wear that cloak? Are you aware of your current condition?

SCP-x: I wore it at a recital once. And I know I am a ghost. In fact, I killed myself.

Agent ████: Why would you do something like this?

SCP-x: After I knew of what music would have became.

Agent ████: Could you explain what you mean?

SCP-x: I am talking about those abominations called guitars. Have you ever listened to the sounds that they make? They're absolutely horrendous!

Agent ████: Was that the only reason for your suicide? Wasn't there anything else?

SCP-x: Well, to tell the truth, yes. There was a woman I met while studying music. She was unbelievably beautiful and intelligent, and she could play the piano unlike anyone I had ever seen.

Agent ████: Did something happen between you and her?

SCP-x: I fell madly in love with her, obviously. She never felt the same way for me, unfortunately. Instead, she fell for a guitarist. Can you believe that? Someone so intelligent, falling for a man who plays such a horrible instrument! She even stopped studying how to play the piano and started learning how to play guitar!…It was too much for me. I spent years studying serious music, while some airhead who can play some do re mi on a guitar gets the most wonderful woman I've ever met!

(At this point in the interview, SCP-x started to hyperventilate and scream in anger)

Agent ████: SCP-x, please calm down!

(SCP-x stops hyperventilaing and screaming and remains silent for several seconds. SCP-x starts to cry.)

Agent ████: SCP-x, what is wrong?

(SCP-x continues to cry for several seconds before stopping.)

SCP-X: …I am fine. What else do you want to ask me?

Agent ████: Why didn't you move on? Destroying music shops isn't going to change anything.

SCP-x: I was furious, don't you understand? Have you ever been rejected like I have?

Agent ████: We all have failed or will fail at something in our lives. If we all committed suicide every time things didn't go our way, how do you think the world would be? How many inventors would have given up on their inventions, and how many leaders would have stopped leading? You could have become a famous pianist while that amateur guitarist faded into obscurity, if only you hadn't given up. You could have had the woman of your dreams.

(SCP-x remains silent for several seconds)

SCP-X:…You are right. I shouldn't have done that. I was an idiot.

Agent ████: That is in the past now. You can get better. We have excellent psychologists here. You can discuss your feelings with them, if you want.

SCP-X: Thank you so much. I accept.

Agent ████: Alright. This concludes the interview, unless you have anything else to say.

SCP-x: Can I ask a favor?

Agent ████: That depends on what it is.

SCP-x: Could I have a piano and some material to compose music, please? And an occasional audience to hear me play?

Agent ████: I'll see if that can be arranged.

SCP-X: Thank you, Agent. Thank you so much.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: SCP-x's psychological well being has improved signifcantly since its requests have been accepted.

Failed Substitutes for Sushi (UNSURE)

+ Failed Substitutes for Sushi (UNSURE)

SCP-XXXX-22 in containment. Note the similiarities with Vampyroteuthis infernalis.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: 102 instances of SCP-XXXX are currently housed at Biological Containment Site-93, located in Wakayama, Japan. SCP-XXXX-1 to -64 are to be contained in a Large Aquatic Specimen Tank. SCP-XXXX-65 to -102 are to be contained in a Type-IX¹⁸ Biological Unit. Wild instances of SCP-XXXX are to be neutralized via incineration.

Foundation agents are to patrol Japanese fish and mollusk cultures to prevent the sell and eventual consumption of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation given to a group of anomalous mollusks found in East Asia. SCP-XXXX-1 to -64 resemble different marine gastropods and cephalopods, mostly not native of East Asia, with a light-red hue. SCP-XXXX-65 to -102 resemble different air-breathing land gastropods of different size, hot-pink in coloration. All instances lack reproductive organs, and possess a large black "X" on the underside of their bodies, among the words "Failed Product". Recent hypotheses are that the organisms are functionally immortal, as no instance has been observed aging during the 8 years of containment

Instances of SCP-XXXX are edible, and have been reported to taste like different varities of sushi. However, eating instances of SCP-XXXX will trigger its anomalous effects.

SCP-XXXX-98 upon discovery. Note the similiarities with the Triboniophorus aff. graeffei.

Kronecker (MAYBE)

+ Kronecker (MAYBE)

Leopold Kronecker, circa 1865.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Kronecker

Foreword: The document regarding SCP-XXXX is the only object that has been voluntarily classified as "Kronecker" by the Foundation, and does not display any anomalous properties. Classifying other anomalous items as "Kronecker" is prohibited.

Special Containment Procedures: Type-3 FWAB (Foundation Web Analysis Bot) Omicron-Psi-20 ("Alan") is to constantly search and remove SCP-XXXX affected entries from the Foundation's SCP Catalogue. Non-computerized versions of affected entries are to be destroyed.

All the instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be contained in separate Standard Humanoid Containment Chambers at Site-40

New instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be transported and contained in Site-40 within 48 hours.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous Object Class known as "Kronecker" (possibly named after 19th century German mathematician Leopold Kronecker), appearing on random computerized SCP entries. Entries affected with SCP-XXXX will autonomously change their Object Class, Special Containment Procedures and Description, claiming that said items are no longer anomalous and are to be exempted from containment, often adding details in the Description section, such as personal name and history. Reverting these changes have been unsuccessful. However, these entries can be deleted from the main catalogue.

Items formerly described in the affected entries (hereon SCP-XXXX-A-X) will undergo a series of metamorphoses, usually during three weeks, in order to resemble the human being described in the affected entries. Interviews with instances of SCP-XXXX-A regarding their life prior to containment have been proven to be identical to those described in the Description section, with a margin of error of the 0%. To see all the interviews, please see Interview Logs-XXXX-01-VT to -05-VT

Arachnid Junk Food (WASN'T ENJOYING WRITING IT-WILL REWRITE PROBABLY)

+ Arachnid Junk Food (WASN'T ENJOYING WRITING IT-WILL REWRITE PROBABLY) 

Instance of SCP-XXXX-1 found in Liverpool, UK, prior to containment.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As a delocalized phenomenon, SCP-XXXX itself cannot be physically contained. Due to its extended area of effect, Mobile Task Forces Kappa-29-01 to -26 (collectively known as "Jack's Flashlight") have been organized to track reports of animate foods and to neutralize instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Covering Protocols 134-Michigan ("Collective Hallucination"), 197-Charlotte ("Unknown Critters") and 202-Missouri ("Deformed Animals") are to be disseminated to misdirect media coverage of SCP-XXXX events, when appropriate. Aerosolized Class B amnestics are to be administered to civilians coming in contact with instances of SCP-XXXX-1.

159 vials containing each 10mL of SCP-XXXX-1b are to be divided among the Biological Wings of Sites-7, -19, -20, -23, -37, -66, -98 and -103.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an annually-occurring delocalized phenomenon in which arachnids gather in groups of ~2000 individuals and undergo a series of metamorphoses. Arachnids affected by SCP-XXXX are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. At time of writing, SCP-XXXX events have occurred in the most densely populated cities of England, Russia, United States, and China.

The appearance of SCP-XXXX-1 varies depending on the original arachnid species; however, all instances resemble highly processed food rich in fat, sugar, and calories, while still retaining a general superficial resemblance to an arachnid. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are capable of movement, behaving much like non-anomalous spiders of their original species; however, when presented to human beings, they will attempt to enter a human body at any opportunity, most commonly through the oral cavity. Instances of SCP-XXXXX-1 produce a pheromone (SCP-XXXX-1a) that has been found to make them unusually appetizing to humans. Consuming instances of SCP-XXXX-1 has no adverse effects. Testing has proven that instances of SCP-XXXX-1 possess the same nutritional values of the food they resemble.

When presented with human subjects, larger instances will attempt to bite them, injecting a non-lethal venom (SCP-XXXX-1b) which causes systemic temporary paralysis in ~25 seconds. It also causes involuntary jaw movement that forces the victim's mouth open, allowing SCP-XXXX-1 to enter. Victims retain consciousness, but typically experience a decrease in pain sensitivity. Should the mouth be obstructed, SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to enter through other orifices.

The following chart displays the most common appearances of some of the species affected by SCP-XXXX. For the full chart, please see Document XXXX-11-UI.

Species	SCP-XXXX-1's Appearance		Reported Taste
Brown recluse spider (Loxosceles reclusa).	The exoskeleton assumes a dark brown coloration, while the abdomen increases in size, assuming a soft, round surface, similar to a cupcake.		Sweet, similar to milk chocolate, with an aftertaste of caramel.
Arizona bark scorpion (Centruroides sculpturatus).	The exoskeleton assumes a smooth surface with a dark pink coloration. 2 oblong bread-like appendages develop across the cephalotorax and abdomen.		Varies. Subjects often describe the taste as a mix of porcine, bovine and ovine meat.
Tick (Ixodes hexagonus).	The specimen's body assume either a green, red, or blue coloration. No other changes are evident.		Sweet, often described as "fruity".
Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi).	The exoskeleton assumes a beige coloration. The abdomen is divided in 4 parts: 32 small pellets, white in coloration, appear on the top part of the abdomen; in the 50% of cases, the second part of the abdomen assumes an irregularly shaped form, green in color, while in the other 50% of cases it assumes a circular, round form, red in colour. The third part assumes a circular, 2cm thick form, brown in colour. The lower part is similar to the first, with a flatter extremity. The second and the third parts can be removed from the specimen.		Extremely salty. Subjects later report a feeling of heaviness.

Following a 12-hours period, instances that have not been consumed by human beings will revert to their original form, and will not display any anomalous properties. Instances that have entered within a human without passing through the oral cavity are not considered "consumed", and will revert to their original form.

The first documented SCP-XXXX event was reported the 20██/31/10 in the city of Dayton, Ohio, and was originally classified as an Extranormal Event, designated as ExE-4097. The following is the original report regarding ExE-4097.

Event Description: For a 12-hours period, approximately 2000 arachnids of different species took the form of animated processed food commonly referred as junk food, and were observed to enter the oral cavity of numerous individuals. All entities reverted to their original form following the aformentioned time lapse.
Date of Occurence: 20██/31/10 - 20██/01/11
Location of Occurence: Dayton, Ohio
Follow-up Actions Taken: Aerosolized Class B amnestics were deployed over the town. Affected arachnids were taken into custody for future studying.

Addendum XXXX-1: On 20██/31/10, following an SCP-XXXX event occurred in Tientsin, China, a message was intercepted by Foundation-front program ████'s (█████ ███ ████████████ ███████████) satellite. The message repeated itself for approximately three hours. Non-Foundation personnel within the program were administered Class A amnestics. The following is the intercepted message.

Foreword: The 95% of subjects exposed to the message reported to being able to hear it in their native language, among claiming to hallucinate different imageries, the majority often often associated with Halloween. The other 5% of exposed subjects claimed to have celebrated said holiday.

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Hello friends!

I am sorry if I conta[sic] you so late, but it was hard finding a way. I always feel so lonely up there, but you always seem to have much fun! I hope you don't mind, but I've been looking at you for a bit. You have so many [unknown; ecan?]¹⁹]! We don't have a lot there. I think the one I like the most is where you give each other food as a gift. It's so nice and [caring? loving?]! I really want to [unknown; ecanel?] with you but you are so far away! Dad²⁰ said that when I grow up we will visit you, I can't wait! He said that he visited you a lot of times so you and dad must be friends right? Anyway I am sending you food so it's like we are [unknown; ecanir?] together! But I still can't make things very well, that's why I use the little things that look like mommy. I do it the way dad tells me but I think he is wrong because they still move. Do you like them?

Now I have to go but if you want we can be [unknown] and talk about [unknown: ecan?] if that's okay. Bye!

A connection between SCP-XXXX and the entity author of the message is currently hypothized . Attempts to contact said entity are currently ongoing.

Cow Demon Builders' Construction Site (SCRAPPED)

+ Cow Demon Builders' Construction Site (SCRAPPED)

A fragment of SCP-XXXX-2.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A 2km perimeter has been set around the area where SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 are located. Observation Post-159 has been built 100m distant from SCP-XXXX-1. Civilians found within the perimeter are to be questioned and administered Class A amnestics before release. Type-III All-Terrain Observation Drones are to constantly patrol the perimeter during Activation Events. All Activation Events are to be reported in Document-XXXX-20-YC.

12 fragments of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be held in padded security lockers. Human contact with instances of SCP-XXXX-3 requires the approval of Observation Post-159's Director. Class-D Personnel are to approach instances of SCP-XXXX-3 exclusively from 12:00 to 12:45 local time.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a 3m tall marble sculpture resembling a human female of Asian descent wearing a construction hat located in [REDACTED], Mississippi. SCP-XXXX-1 stands on a cylindrical pillar entirely composed of tungsten, measuring 1m in height and 50cm in diameter (referred to as SCP-XXXX-1a). On-site radiographies have proven that a spherical object (SCP-XXXX-1b) is located within SCP-XXXX-1's chest area. Attempts to remove SCP-XXXX-1 from its original location have been unsuccessful. For further information, those with Level 2 clerarance may read Testing Logs XXXX-01-A to -E. All barriers built around it will disappear during Activation Events.

Footage from Expedition XXXX-VI. The window visible in the picture leads to a similar (albeit larger) room. Notice distortion.

SCP-XXXX-2 is at time of writing a 200-250m tall tower constructed of an as-yet unidentified substance produced by instances of SCP-XXXX-3 (see below), located 53m away from SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 is accessible via a 2m door located at the south-west side of it. Explorations with controlled drones have proven that an unknown number of rooms is contained within SCP-XXXX-2. It is unknown how those rooms have been built, as instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are never seen entering SCP-XXXX-2. However, accurate observation with drones has proven difficult, as long-term exposure within SCP-XXXX-2 causes electronics to malfunction. At time of writing, 5 drones have been lost within SCP-XXXX-2. Attempts to enter SCP-XXXX-2 outside Activation Events have been unsuccessful, as the object seems to be surrounded by an invisible barrier. The following list is a partial documentation of the rooms observed within SCP-XXXX-2. For the full list, please read Document XXXX-18-AK.

• 127 bedrooms. All beds were observed to be queen-sized.
• 130 modern Japanese-style kitchens.
• 145 libraries. All observed books were written in modern Japanese.
• 209 rooms containing different instruments, mainly being guitars and keyboards.
• 226 modern Japanese-style bathrooms.
• 230 modern Japanese-style living rooms.
• A large, circular room entirely composed of dead branches of different species of trees. Purpose unknown.

Daily, from 07:00 to 18:00 local time, an event (hereby referred to as Activation Event) will initiate. During Activation Events, SCP-XXXX-1 will detatch itself from SCP-XXXX-1a, dematerialize and reappear shortly after in proximity of SCP-XXXX-2. At this point, SCP-XXXX-1 will produce 3 high-pitched noises, causing the manifestation of instances of SCP-XXXX-3. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are hexapodal bovine creatures similar to bulls (Bos taurus), of various size, covered in black fur. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are sapient, and are capable to comunicate in modern Japanese (Osaka dialect). 2 muscular appendages similar to human arms are located on the creatures' shoulders, measuring roughly the size of their bodies. A secondary mouth is located below the creatures' throat. The only apparent goal of SCP-XXXX-3 instances is to complete SCP-XXXX-2. The creatures do so by climbing at different points of SCP-XXXX-2 and producing a gelatinous blue substance (SCP-XXXX-3a) from their primary mouths. The instances are capable of malleating said substance for a period of roughly 25 seconds, after which it will quickly solidify.

During Activation Events, SCP-XXXX-1 has been observed to levitate around SCP-XXXX-2, often yelling motivational mottos in Japanese. SCP-XXXX-1 will reprimand instances of SCP-XXXX-3 located within a 10m radius from it should they scream, swear and/or engange in combat. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 attempting to either harm SCP-XXXX-1 or exit a 20m radius from SCP-XXXX-2 will dematerialize, and a new instance of SCP-XXXX-3 will then manifest in proximity of SCP-XXXX-2 approximately 10 seconds later.

SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to distance human subjects located within a 20m radius from SCP-XXXX-2, claiming that it is a "construnction area". Should they not leave within 1 minute, the subjects will demanifest from their original location, and remanifest 50m distant from it. From 12:00 to 12:45, however, SCP-XXXX-1 will produce an high-pitched noise, and momentarily deactivate. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 will then proceed to extract a metallic box from their secondary mouth and consume its contents. At time of writing, the contents of said boxes are unknown. Following said time lapse, SCP-XXXX-1 will produce another high-pitched noise, and reactivate. At the end of Activation Events, SCP-XXXX-1 wwill produce 3 high-pitched noises, causing the demanifestation of all instances of SCP-XXXX-3. SCP-XXXX-1 will then dematerialize, for then reappearing on SCP-XXXX-1a briefly after.

Addendum XXXX-1: Observation Log-XXXX-103.

Foreword: On ██/██/██, at 12:40 local time, Foundation Drone Alpha-15 documented the following conversation between two instances of SCP-XXXX-3 (hereon SCP-XXXX-3-140 and -141). The instances where located 7m away from SCP-XXXX-1. This transcript is a rough translation of the conversation.

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<Begin Log>

140: Damn, I hate this job.

141: Eh, what can you do about it. Crisis hits everyone.

140: Everything about it is shit. I mean, being here at seven o'clock? I haven't sleep in weeks since the spawn was born, and when we finally get away to tuck her to bed, PAM, we get sent in this hole for eleven hours a day.

141: At least nobody is trying to behead us.

140: Do you even listen to yourself? We had dignity back then. We used to snap our enemies like chopsticks. Do you remember when we assaulted the giant's place in '96?

141: Eh. That's where I met Ocke-san.

140: And now we are building an holiday house for two old pieces of shit. I say, let's leave this shitty place, and let's go back together to the battlefield!

141: I say you should stop living in the past, Haji-san. Times have changed, and so should you. I mean, look at your legs! You don't even have the strength to carry a River-Child, how do you think you could carry a noble warrior on your back?

140: How do you even dare to say something like that to your brother?

141: I am just saying the truth, Haji-san. You should just accept the fact that you are no longer a-[At this point, SCP-XXXX-3-140 violently hits the ground with its left arm, drawing the attention of other instances.]

140: Dammit, Mo-san, you are an idiot like everyone else!

141: Haji, please, stop acting like this.

140: Do you really think they are gonna let us go after we finish the tower? They'll just keep us as fucking slaves, and the king is okay with it! And do you know why?

[At this point, SCP-XXXX-3-141 attempts to dinstance other instances of SCP-XXXX-3, gesturing them to leave.]

141: Haji, I am begging you, calm down!

140: Because he is a son of a-[At 12:45, SCP-XXXX-1 produces an high pitched sound, activating.]

140: Shit.

SCP-XXXX-1: Swearing is immature, and it is completely unacceptable in a workplace. You are asked to not do this a second time, thank you.

140: My apologies, ma'am.

SCP-XXXX-1: Good. Now, please, go back to work.

[At this point, all instances of SCP-XXXX-3 begin to distance themselves from SCP-XXXX-2. Once SCP-XXXX-3-140 and -141 reached the 12m of height, Foundation Drone Alpha-15 recieved a barely audible murmur similar to "yariman", the Japanese word for "slut".]

<End Log>

Monster hunters (ON HOLD)

Photograph of SCP-XXXX-9's Beth Form taken prior containment. Context unknown.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Fifteen instances of SCP-XXXX are to be held in separate Type-10 Large Containment Chambers in Area-70's Containment Zone Delta. Each instance is to be fed 5kg of raw meat a week. As per Interaction Protocol 132-Paris, instances of SCP-XXXX are to mantain Beth Form when interacting with Foundation Personnel. Juvenile instances are to be held within Class-B Incubators in Area-70's Containment Zone Iota. All interviews with instances of SCP-XXXX are to be documented in Document XXXX-27-KL.

Mobile Task Force Gamma-49 ("Bearers of Bad News") are to locate and contain instances of SCP-XXXX. Class-F amnestics are to be administered to the eventual acquaintances and familiars of said instances.

Update: SCP-XXXX-9 is to be held in a padded Humanoid Containment Chamber at Area-70's Containment Zone Alpha. SCP-XXXX-9 is to undergo daily psychological evaluation, currently carried by Dr. Lambert.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a species of polymorphic entities observed to assume two primary physical forms, referred to as Aleph Form and Beth Form.

◆ Aleph Form: In this form, instances of SCP-XXXX resemble a conglomeration of insectoid, ursine, bovine, cervine and avian body parts. Each entity possesses a distinctive appearance. However, all instances possess a circular bio-lumininescent area 2cm in diameter located on their back, dark pink in colour. In this form, the entities are unable to communicate verbally, and often display hostile behaviour. However, testing has determined that they possess human-like intelligence, and are able to communicate via Morse code.

◆ Beth Form: In this form, instances of SCP-XXXX resemble human beings of various age, ethnicity, sex and gender. In this form, instances of SCP-XXXX are indistinguishable from normal human beings. The entities are only able to mantain Beth Form for 17 consecutive hours. Following this time period, instances of SCP-XXXX will not be able to assume Beth Form for 7 hours.

The process of metamorphosis from Aleph Form to Beth Form takes approximately 6 minutes. In order to change form, the entities will secrete large amounts of a gelatinous violet substance, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A will subsequenly solidify around the entities' body. Following a 4 minutes period, the solidified substance will rupture, allowing a white featureless humanoid entity to emerge. In the following 2 minutes, features such as eyes, hair and skin colour will develop on the humanoid, giving it its unique characteristics. After 15 minutes, SCP-XXXX-A will dissolve. However, in rare occasions, instances of SCP-XXXX have been observed to consume fragments of solidified SCP-XXXX-A. A similar process will happen in order to change from Beth Form to Aleph Form. However, before solidifying, SCP-XXXX-A will expand in order to assume a spherical shape, 6m in diameter. Instances of SCP-XXXX claim that these processes are not painful. Instead, some instances have described them as "fun".

SCP-XXXX-1 was originally located in Sussex, England, on 2017/02/13, following numerous deaths of common household pets and cattle. Despite possessing no visible cuts or scars, all corpses were deprived of their internal organs. Following a week long investigation, an hexapodal entity was observed to enter the garage of a two-story building. Upon their arrival, Foundation agents discovered a large violet sphere within the house's garage. Few minutes after their arrival, SCP-XXXX-1 emerged from the sphere. The entity claimed to be Andrew Williams, an English Literature professor at the St. █████ high school, and owner of the house, married to E████ █████-Williams and father of two children. Later interviews with said individuals confirm these claims. Since then, similar events took place in different locations. SCP-XXXX was classified as Euclid the 2017/██/██.

Prior containment, ten of the fifteen instances of SCP-XXXX were married. As most of these marraiges took place in 2010 (with the exception of SCP-XXXX-9's) and the absence in records of the indviduals the instances claim to be prior that same year, it is hypothesized that the entities do not take the form of existing individuals. Testing confirmed that the children of SCP-XXXX instances display no anomalous properties.

Addendum XXXX-1: The following is an incomplete list of the indivdual SCP-XXXX instances. For a full list, please see Document 01-BF.

Designation: SCP-XXXX-1
Self-Identification: "Andrew Williams".
Location of Recovery: Sussex, England.
Aleph Form: Large hexapodal entity resembling a Mongalla gazelle (Eudorcas albonotata). The entity's limbs resemble the ones of a field cricket (Gryllus campestris) covered in a blue fur.
Beth Form: Human male of European descent in his thirties, measuring 1.82m tall and weighing 81kg. Married, with two children. Worked as an English Literature professor at the St. █████ high school. SCP-XXXX-1's degree appears to be authentic.

Designation: SCP-XXXX-5
Self-Identification: "Hajime Kobayashi".
Location of Recovery Osaka, Japan
Aleph Form: 5m long entity resembling an house centipede (Scutigera coleoptrata), possessing the head of a male reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) with the mouthparts of a praying mantis (Mantis religiosa).
Beth Form: Human male of Japanese descent in his forties, measuring 1.67m tall and wighing 70kg. Possessed a small deli in Osaka prior containment. The locale has been bought by a Foundation-front company.

Designation: SCP-XXXX-9
Self-Identification: "Giselle Souìvre".
Location of Recovery: Nice, France
Aleph Form: 3m tall humanoid entity, covered in a grey-brown fur, possessing femine characteristics. The entity's head resembles the one of an Indian flying fox (Pteropus giganteus).
Beth Form: Human female of European descent in her forties, measuring 1.60m tall and weighing 65kg. Married with A██████ N████, an Italian male in his late thirties. Possessed a pizzeria in Nice prior containment. The locale has been bought by a Foundation-front company.

Designation: SCP-XXXX-12
Self-Identification: "Franz Aeschelman"
Location of Recovery: Althousen, Germany
Aleph Form: Tripedal cilindrical entity resembling no known species, green in colour, measuring 4m tall and 2m in diameter. A creature resembling a coconut crab (Birgus latro) possessing a human-like mouth is located on the entity's top.
Beth Form Human male of European descent, measuring 1.92m and weighing 95kg Married to SCP-XXXX-13.

Designation: SCP-XXXX-13
Self-Identification: "Arthur Bauer"
Location of Recovery: Althousen, Germany
Aleph Form: Bipedal ursine entity measuring 7m tall. The entity's head resembles the one of a golden eagle (Aquila chrysaetos) possessing cervine horns. A larger eye resembling the one of an octopus (Octopus vulgaris) is located within the creature's mouth.
Beth Form: Human male of European descent, measuring 1.87m tall and weighing 89kg. Married to SCP-XXXX-12.

Addendum XXXX-2:

The Finest Wine Merchant in all of Gotham

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a padded Large Humanoid Containment Chamber at Site-98. SCP-XXXX is to undergo daily psychological evalutation, currently carried by Dr. Crawford. All inteviews with SCP-XXXX are to be documented in Document XXXX-11-HJ. Testing requires the approval of the Site Director.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be incinerated.

SCP-XXXX may be allowed access to reading materials, other than those containing subject matter related to horror and/or fantasy.

Update: As of 2017/██/██, SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be held in LHCCs at Site-98. SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 may be allowed to interact with each other via handheld communication devices. All interactions are to be supervised by Level 2 Security personnel and are to be subsequently documented in Document XXXX-22-XS.

Mobile Task Force Gamma-50 ("Rat Traps") is to locate and retrieve entities similar to SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 in the area of Southampton, Hampshire, England.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 3.17m tall humanoid entity covered in a brown-fur, possessing the head of a brown rat (Rattus norvegicus), weighing 103kg. SCP-XXXX is capable of communicating in English, French and Italian. It is usually docile, but will often refuse to communicate with Foundation personnel.

The entity has shown a great interest in English literarure, and has often requested access to reading materials. However, it has shown reluctance to read media containing a fantastic and/or horror theme. The entity possesses an oblong organ located on its nape, resembling a human eye with a violet iris, presumed to have perfomed a sensory function. The entity has stated that this organ is non-functional. SCP-XXXX does not require food to survive, and does not excrete waste.

SCP-XXXX possesses an eloganted muscular hydrostat similar to a human tongue, measuring 35cm in lenght, protruding from its back. Aperiodically, this hydrostat expand in size, until it assumes a conical shape, 27cm in diameter. Once it has reached this size, it will rupture, allowing approximately 200 organisms resembling Rattus norvegicus to emerge, referred to as instances of SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A instances' size ranges from 5cm long to 90cm long. However, all instance weigh approximately 2kg. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A have a life span of three days, and are unable to reproduce. SCP-XXXX has claimed to possess no conscious control on this process, and is often observed to apologize.

SCP-XXXX was recovered from the abandoned ███████ Library in Southampton, Hampshire, England, following the reports of the town being constantly infested by abnormally large rats on 2017/██/██. Upon discovery, SCP-XXXX was reading the novel The Secret Garden written by English author Frances Eliza Hodgson Burnett. Upon further investigation of the library, it was discovered that all books containg subject matter related to horror and fantasy had been destroyed.

Addendum XXXX-1: Interview Log XXXX-02-C.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Crawford, with Security Officers Bride and Hopkins overseeing.

Foreword: The following interview took place before SCP-XXXX was assigned to daily psycholigical evaluations.

<Begin Log, 2017/██/██, 11:30 AM>

Dr. Crawford: Good morning. How do you feel today?

SCP-XXXX sighs

SCP-XXXX: I'm fine.

Dr. Crawford: Now, SCP-XXXX, if you could…

SCP-XXXX: I know I'm not anything but a bunch of letters and numbers to you… but I'd really prefer it if you didn't call me that.

Dr. Crawford: Well, these interviews will be more difficult if I cannot address you. What would you prefer?

SCP-XXXX: Can we…uh…can we do this another time, please? I don't feel like talking right now.

Dr. Crawford: Very well. Would you like to do this next Friday?

SCP-XXXX: Yes. If that's possible.

Dr. Crawford: It is.

Dr. Crawford begins to leave the room, before SCP-XXXX begins to speak again.

SCP-XXXX: I feel awful.

Dr. Crawford: Excuse me?

SCP-XXXX: You asked how I feel today. Awful. I mean… look at me. I've read about vampires, dragons, even zombies… monsters with style.

Dr. Crawford: Style?

SCP-XXXX: In the books. Monsters are supposed to be cool. They have powers, and they scare the shit out of everybody. But then there's me.

Dr. Crawford: I don't understand your point.

SCP-XXXX: Look at me! I'm a giant ratman that makes more rats somtimes and I can't even control it.

Dr. Crawford: You can't change who you are, and it's, uh… it's not your fault.

SCP-XXXX: I know that. I do. It's just… it would be nice to see if there were other things like me around, you know? Or just change myself somehow to be a little bit to be a little more threatening, a little cooler.

Dr. Crawford: I wouldn't worry about that. I am sure there is more to life than frigtening people.

SCP-XXXX: Subject sighs Thanks for trying, I guess.

SCP-XXXX observes the ceiling for approximately 12 seconds.

SCP-XXXX: I know you guys probably deal with bigger and scarier things every day. Where do I even rank on that list?

Dr. Crawford: I am not at liberty to discuss that with you.

SCP-XXXX: I understand. I'm sorry, I really don't want to talk anymore.

Dr. Crawford leans into the microphone on the table in front of her.

Dr. Crawford: This concludes the interview. Thank you for your time, SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Can you please come up with something else? Or I can.

Dr. Crawford: Yes, of course.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Following this interview, a special request was made to the Ethic Committee to allow for a more natural nomenclature to be used in interviews with SCP-XXXX. That request is pending review. SCP-XXXX has suggested the use of the name "Chad".

Astronaut Smith's Space-tacular Treasure Hunt! (SUCCESSFUL-POSTED AS SCP-2716)

SCP-XXXX-1 during testing.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be held in an airtight Class-III Containment Vault at Site-98. Testing requires the approval of the Site Director.

Lunar Containment Area-13 has been built on the Mare Tranquillitatis in order to contain SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 is to be held in a standard security locker. Testing requires the approval of Site-98's Director. Lunar Task Force Alpha-29 ("Discovery Hunters") is to locate and retrieve SCP-XXXX-2 following its displacement events.

Martian Containment Area-01 has been built on the Amazonis Planitia in order to contain SCP-XXXX-3 and to monitor anomalous activity on the planet Mars. A 5m x 2m x 2m containment chamber has been built around SCP-XXXX-3.

The Foundation shall liase with NASA and ESA in order to halt explorations, manned or unmanned, of the Mare Tranquillitatis and/or the Amazonis Planitia.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of three interconnected anomalies.

SCP-XXXX-1 is an orange L-807 Type windsock standing at approximately 3m tall. SCP-XXXX-1 constantly rotates as though a strong wind is blowing in the direction of SCP-XXXX-2, even in complete absence of wind. This wind's speed appears to be between 10 and 12 knots (5.14m/s-6.17m/s). SCP-XXXX-1 is not influenced by either natural and/or artificially produced wind. SCP-XXXX-1 was recovered from a storage area within Southampton Airport, located in Hampshire, England the 2015/██/██.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a metallic statuette bearing vague resemblance the Space Shuttle Discovery measuring 25cm long located within the Mare Tranquillitatis of the lunar surface. SCP-XXXX-2 is consinstently located 45cm above the ground, and constantly points towards SCP-XXXX-3, regardless of its location. Every three weeks, SCP-XXXX-2 will displace from its current location and reappear a random point within the Mare Tranquillitatis.

SCP-XXXX-3 is an immobile Equatorial-mounted Keplerian telescope located within the Amazonis Planitia of the Martian surface. SCP-XXXX-3 functions similarly to non-anomalous telescopes. However, SCP-XXXX-3 exclusively displays what has been subsequently identified as 90482 Orcus, a dwarf planet located within the Kuiper belt, discovered in 2004.

The words "SPACE-TACULAR" are inscribed below each instance of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum XXXX-1: Incident XXXX-Alpha.

On 2017/██/██, upon further observation of SCP-XXXX-1, the words "NEED HELP? PRESS HERE" were discovered within the object's tube. As per Safety Protocol 34-Sussex, D-6471 was ordered to make physical contact with said text. Approximately 25 seconds later, a blue humanoid automaton vaguely resembling an Orlan space suit (referred to as SCP-XXXX-A) materialized 2 meters from her. The entity subsequently handled D-6471 a transparent orange plate containing black and purple text written in Russian, English, Italian, Mandarin, Japanese and Spanish (referred to as SCP-XXXX-A-1) before dematerializing. The words "NEED HELP? PRESS HERE" were subsequently found on all instances of SCP-XXXX. Physical contact with said text gave identical results.

Addendum XXXX-2: Document XXXX-13-SK.

The following transcript is the English version of the text inscribed on SCP-XXXX-A-1.

ASTRONAUT SMITH'S SPACE-TACULAR TREASURE HUNT!

Hello space cadets, you can call me Astronaut Smith, and I challenge you to join to the most stellar treasure hunt in the whole universe!

Prepare your spaceships, and get ready to find all the hints scattered around the Milky Way, from the amazeng [ sic ] panoramas of the planet Earth to the ominous Kuiper belt! Who will be the one first to find the mysterious treasure at the end of this over-the-moon experiense [ sic ] ?

A stylized drawing of the Solar System was present below the text. What is believed to be planet Earth was colored in green, while the Moon, Mars, the Kuiper Belt, Pluto and an area located between Pluto and Eris were colored in red. A black rhomboidal object with a white question mark was present at the end of the drawing.

Addendum XXXX-3: Notes on current status.

As of 2017/██/██, the time and resources required to reach the Kuiper Belt, much less locate additional objects relating to SCP-XXXX, are beyond our logical capacities. Keeping in mind the logistical and financial challenges faced in locating [REDACTED] in our planet's ocean, attempts at discovering and/or recovering potential SCP-XXXX-4s, -5s, -6s or others are indefinitely postponed until such time as further information regarding SCP-XXXX and/or potential locations of further anomalies relating to SCP-XXXX are discovered. Should no further information arise within a ██ years period, and the Foundation's technological capacity for efficient deep space exploration expands, explorations into the Kuiper Belt may at that point be authorized.

~O5-8

Footnotes

1. Note: "Remember that SCP-2115-B use SCP-2115 for each other too. We don’t want to put a massive target on Earth by being the guys to shut all that down." - Dr Mears

2. This is triggered by entering any number of keyphrases e.g.: "I love you." "I love you, too."; "Would you like to start a relationship?" "[positive response]"; "Would you like to have sex?" "[positive response]".

3. This option is written in approximately ████████ languages. The other options do not appear once this one has been filled.

4. Should the user select "no", the website will crash, and will no longer be accessible from the device to connect with SCP-2115. Should the user select "my culture has no age of consent", a pop-up will appear, reading "Due to legal causes, this option is currently unavailable in your sector (15-B-Ƣ/ɚ). Sorry :/".

5. D-8991 deceased during testing with SCP-███ 3 weeks before this incident.

6. This option is written in approximately ████████ languages. The other options do not appear once this one has been filled.

7. Should the user select "no", the website will crash, and will no longer be accessible from the device to connect with SCP-2115. Should the user select "my culture has no age of consent", a pop-up will appear, reading "Due to legal causes, this option is currently unavailable in your sector (15-B-Ƣ/ɚ). Sorry :/".

8. The term “holiday” refers to the ones present exclusively in the Italian calendar exempli gratia: April 25th, Italy’s Liberation Day.

9. As SCP-XXXX dimensions may reach the 40 meters of height during the expansion event, smaller containment cells would be insufficient.

10. Translated from Turkish.

11. SCP-XXXX-2 refers to the universe within SCP-XXXX as "Hindler".

12. More specifically, an irregular triacontagon.

13. "Bruno The Bear".

14. Mobile Task Force Delta-19 ("Virgin Containment Chambers") and Mobile Task Force Ni-35 ("Skips Climbers").

15. A community of people who see themselves as partially or entirely non-human.

16. See Testing Log 2703-05-C, where it offered D-3590 a piece of its blue appendage.

17. Type-IV spectral entities are entities that do not manifest in a single fixed location.

18. Humidified enviroment.

19. Subjects report hallucinating groups of avian and/or insectoid entities everytime the word "ecan" and its variants are heard. The meaning of the word is currently unknown.

20. Subjects report to hallucinate a sequence of of images regarding space, jewelry and birds every time the word "dad" is heard.