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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained in the center of a secure room at least 20 meters on a side. Personnel entering the room must be entirely composed of one sex. Couples attempting to enter the room will be subject to extreme disciplinary action. As a safety precaution, no biological organisms should be stored within adjacent containment rooms. Transport of SCP-XXXX must ensure that it never passes within 10 meters of a member of the opposite sex than the transport team.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a stuffed cow, about 2 meters in height. It has a manufacturer's label identifying the "Taikato Toy Company," although no record of this company exists. When the right hoof of the SCP-XXXX is squeezed, an electronic "Moo" sound is heard. The electronics in this box are unremarkable. SCP-XXXX has a concealed zipper in its back, and is stuffed with standard synthetic cotton stuffing material.

SCP-XXXX was discovered shortly after it was given to Mr and Mrs ██████████████ of ██████, Kansas, a couple that had been trying to have a child for several years. SCP-XXXX was purchased at Wal-Mart and given as a "good luck" gesture by a relative. Approximately nine days after receiving the gift, the couple heard a crying noise from inside SCP-XXXX. Upon opening SCP-XXXX vis the zipper, they found a fully developed newborn child. After the initial shock, they began to care for the child as their own. The couple soon noticed the child did not have a navel, but attempted to conceal this fact and consulted a cosmetic pediatric specialist to construct an artificial navel. Foundation agents discovered the anomaly and confiscated the child.

A medical examination and autopsy was conducted on the child. The child was a perfect biological offspring of its "parents", and its biology was 100% human, except for the lack of a navel. The parents were given class A amnesiacs, and all evidence of the child was removed.

SCP-XXXX appears to be an artifact that produced biological offspring "mated" from nearby humans. More study is needed with Class D personnel. See addendum and experimental log.

Addendum:
Drs. ████ and █████████ attempted to enter the containment facility in order to produce a child, having been unsuccessful in their own attempts for several years. A child was "born," but died within 30 minutes of birth. In addition to DNA from Drs. ████ and █████████, it was found to contain avian DNA, rodent DNA, and ███████ DNA. From outward appearances, the child seemed to be a mixture of █████, ████████, and █████. It is hypothesized the SCP-XXXX gathers biological material from nearby subjects in order to "assemble" a baby. In absence of human biological material, SCP-XXXX will adapt to use other material.

Test Log
For the following tests, SCP-XXXX was relocated via all-male transport personnel to location ████████, 200 Km from █████. Foundation scientists observed and directed the tests from a bunker approximately 1 Km from SCP-XXXX.

Test A - 11/███

Subject: One randomly selected male and female "couple" composed of class D personnel; 50 class D personnel weighed with gram precision scales
Procedure: 50 class D personnel sent within 100 m of SCP-XXXX Class D couple were sent within 1 m of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX spontaneously made the "mooing" sound.
Results: 9 days later, a baby was produced, the genetic offspring of the class D couple. 50 class D personnel were collectively 3.85 Kg lighter, but with no anomalous effects.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX draws biological material from nearby humans

Test B - 12/███

Subject: One randomly selected male and female class D personnel; 3 class D personnel weighed with gram precision scales; 2 dogs
Procedure: 3 class D personnel and dogs sent within 10 m of SCP-XXXX Class D couple were sent within 1 m of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX spontaneously made the "mooing" sound.
Results: 8.7 days later, a baby was produced, the genetic offspring of the class D couple. The 3 class D personnel succumbed to death from massive internal hemorrhaging due to random losses of internal organs, muscle, bone marrow, and brain. Dogs unaffected.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX "prefers" humans and will exhaust all human material first.

Test C - 1/███

Subject: One randomly selected male and female class D personnel;
Procedure: All biological organisms evacuated within 100 m radius. Class D couple approach SCP-XXXX
Results: No effect
Analysis: "Parental" couple are off-limits

Test D - 1/███

Subject: One class D personnel and ██████
Procedure: ████'s were ████ into a slurry and ████ with ████████
Results: ███████ exploded. Dr. Hendricks placed on psychological leave.
Analysis: Inconclusive

Note: By directive of Dr. Jenkins, further testing is halted.