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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept on two separate intravenous supplies of caffeine, adrenaline, and standard liquid rations. Replacement of either bag must not take place within 24 hours of the other. SCP-XXXX is to be constantly restrained in an up-right position, with arms bound above their head. Noise approved by project XXXX's overseer must be played constantly on random intervals; lighting must constantly be above 10,000 lux within SCP-XXXXs containment unit, and must also shift on random intervals.

In the event of SCP-XXXX falling asleep, task force "Head Smackers" is to be notified first, followed by 05 command. "Head Smackers" is ordered to falsify real time meteorological readings, news reports, and social-media coverage in order to suppress knowledge of atmospheric disturbance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male of approximately 60 years of age. It has prominent facial hair, alongside a grey hue atypical for those of its age. SCP-XXXX shows symptoms of severe malnutrition, though foundation efforts have mitigated this. SCP-XXXX has also been shown to have developed severe dementia, paranoia, and narcolepsy since initial containment. These are presumed to be a result of its containment procedures.

While asleep, SCP-XXXX generates storm activity in its vicinity. Such storms typically fit with the current environment. The severity and size of these storms are related directly to how long SCP-XXXX has been asleep over its entire life. Despite foundation efforts, attempts to mitigate SCP-XXXXs effects have caused no visible reduction in severity. See Addendum-XXXX-1-## for more information.

Addendum-XXXX-1: Research has shown that over the course of its life, SCP-XXXX's effect has been increasing at a consistent rate.